Your home is suddenly crawling with 50,000 black widow spiders

Only the female widow spider has clinically significant venom and

>females
>paying attention to me

I'm completely safe

grab what's important and bail
call an exterminator afterwards

>>37517875
Make sure every single one bites me. Die an extremely painful death and finally feel alive and happy for a few waking seconds

>>37517875
>Your home is suddenly crawling with 50,000 black widow spiders EVERYWHERE.
>What will you do in this situation?

Lay down under the blankets in my bed and call my dad

>>37517875
Run for window and hope I don't get bitten, if I do quickly call ambulance. Make sure I shut window behind me so I trap them in. Take money from news ppl to put drones in to take pics and videos. Once I have milked it enough I get an exterminator.

>>37517875
get my flamethrower and fix it

>>37517875
play dead. defecate and pee myself

i used to live in a house completely infested with brown recluse spiders, i would wake up for school in the morning and find them on my bed sometimes

i doubt they'll disturb a humble neet, in fact we can coexist, my disgusting lifestyle will attract flies for them to eat

get my lighter and the big can 'o deodorant I didn't really like anyways, then fight myself a way out.

Cover myself with a blanket and roll to the exit.

>>37517875
Change the house

Scream and run away

>>37517900
el em ey oh

>>37517975
Nice meem my friend. Where'd you get that one? Can I save it?

>>37517900
Underrated as fuck, hairtrigger posters need to step their replies up

hope they all bite me to death quickly
i could be 'the guy who died of 50,000 black widow bites'

>>37518079
>hairtrigger posters
what did he mean by this?

>>37518073
Thanks guy, I heard it from your mom

>>37518105
People who post without looking at the whole thread/only here for you's

>What did he mean by this
I'm right fucking here you pansy

exit through window

>>37517875
start a fire
a oni girl

>>37517875
Leave and go crash at my dad's house while my landlord figures this shit out.

>>37517928
The only acceptable answer in this thread. And I don't think it'll be that painful? Since there's a fuck ton biting you and shit it'll be over quicker.

Exit. The house is now theirs. They clearly won

KILL IT WITH FIRE XD

BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS, lol

>>37517875
don my gasmask and hoody and the baggiest jeans
Ducttape pillows on most of my body
reach for the baseball bat and go out fighting

>>37517875
Leave the house and burn it to the ground

turn off the lights and lie down on the floor with my mouth open

Build an empire.

eat one to become immune to the poison

>>37518105
these are hairtrigger posters:
>>37517908
>>37517933
>>37517975
>>37517980
>>37518040
>>37518056
>>37518059
>>37518240
>>37518734
>>37519570

those weren't the only ones, just the bottom of the barrel

Revel in fact that I now have 50,000 spider bros. become king of spiders. Train them to attack and kill target of my choice. Terrorize neighborhood with new spider bro army.

>>37517875
fapping on