I take home 2360 every month after taxes. Anyone want to be

I take home 8000+ every month after taxes.

Anyone want to be my sugar baby? I'm a 40 year old Chad living in my own apartment.

I take home 16000+ every month after taxes.

Anyone want to be my sugar baby? I'm a 35 year old nerd living in my own house.

>>37517226
Lol that's it?! That's less than the returns i get on my portfolio every day. No sugar baby wants a daddy who works at McDonald's

>>37517226
>giving your hard earn money to gold diggers.

>>37517552
>>37517589
>>37517602

Op here. Forever a wagelet

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>>37517602
pls b my sugar daddy
you can do whatever you want with my body, i just want 500dollars monthly for my living expenses
pls say yes

>>37517693
The requirements are that you must have a vagina and must have been born with one. So you probably don't pass.

>>37517720
>wanting a literal cunt as sugar baby that will leave you broke
idiot

I'm never going to get a gf. I'm going to cry into my pillow tonight, Misaki will never leave me.

>>37517742
You clearly don't understand what a sugar baby is. Unlike a gf or wife, she has no control over your finances or wants. A sugar baby is like a rented, part-time gf. If she ever pisses you off or demands too much, you cut her off. End of story.

Stop renting my pussy, bro

>>37517823
Not that guy, but the problem is that betas that want/have sugar babies tend to forget their position. You will spend a lot of money on her and there is a high chance you will be manipulated to spend more money on her.

Go for it if that is what you want, but don't forget your position and start being too nice just because you like keeping her around. Of course, you shouldn't act too "alpha" either cause that wil just scare people away.

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Please don't go down that route robots. Nothing is more pathetic then a beta provider, and even robots shouldn't sink that low.

>>37518093

LMAO WHERE IS THAT WEBM FROM?

>>37517946
You're making the mistake of assuming I'm just a beta robot. I'm actually a real sugar daddy. I have a few sugar babies that I occasionally take on trips to fancy places. In fact I just stopped seeing one because she wouldn't have sex with me when I wanted.

>2 times a day? Too much!

Needless to say, after we got back, I messaged her on the phone I'm not taking her to another trip.

>>37518131
90 day finances