Hi /r9k/, I myself am not a robot but my boyfriend used to be.

>>37516799
Kinda cool. How about, a cool antique pocket watch and chain?

>>37516903
That sound like a nice combo, anon. Unfortunately all he wears are XL band shirts with holes and basketball shorts, so I want to stay away from the /fa/.

>>37516952
How about you take him out them and do something cool. Rather than just buy something.

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>>37516799
>...bird themed measuring spoons.
don't 4get 2 include:
some unsalted butter, suga, salt, vanilla extract, eggs, flour
ingredients 4 pound cake

>>37516981
Good idea. He really likes to go out to eat, so maybe we'll go somewhere nicer than the Chinese buffet we normally hit. He's a NEET, so we normally stay away from stuff that costs money.

>>37517035
This is actually our plan if he ends up being too broke to do anything on the date of

>pretending tp be a girl lovingly dating an overweight NEET
Hooo boy

>>37517283
Why would I pretend, anon? He has no life, hope, or aspirations beyond me. When he isn't letting his ADHD force him to impulse buy Steam games, he spends all the allowance his dad gives to him on me. He'll never cheat on me because he will never find anyone else. Also, he has a large penis. What more could a girl want?

>>37517464
Eventually you will want more from him, and he won't be able to give it to you. Prepare for sadness

>>37517801
B-but I can fix him

Why aren't we btfoing this roastie out of here?
your bf isn't a robot just some failed normie now fuck off