>mfw I'm on my final warning at work for attendance related

>>37514358
dumbass, wake up earlier and you wont have this problem

>>37514488
I actually want to get fired so I can tell my dad that I didn't quit and he won't be nearly as pissed at me

>tfw ive been late 5-30 minutes 5 days a week for 3 years and my boss doesn't care because i'm good at what i do.

>>37514488
>wake up earlier
That's literally impossible. Do you not understand how time is a flat circle?

>>37514509
if you wanted to be fired you wouldnt post this the way you did cucklord

>>37514358
I feel you, i hate being tied to a schedule. Luckily i work in a huge organization where no one notices that i arrive an hour late, leave an hour early and have 2-4 hour lunches

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>>37514515
>m f w
you know how hard it is
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>>37514513
Same. Just don't suck at your job. Unless you're working some McCuck job.

>>37514513
Thats not how anywhere I've ever worked has done it. It's usually a standardized policy that everyone is fair game and is equally subject to termination for breaking the rules no matter how long they have been there.

It's common in liberal states where the idea is that favoritism and competition are evil capitalist concepts

>>37514358
Constantly alter the the times of any clocks in your workplace you can access.