Daily reminder that if your horns aren't AT LEAST this big,

I'm a doe and I like small horns

>>37511262
>rutplaying faggot

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>implying all does don't want to get MOOSED

>>37511123
>calling antlers horns
This could have been such a good shitpost anon

this post is fucking gold. good job sir

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>>37511262
can you cuck me, doebot-san?

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Just give up hornlets. You cant complete...

Legit busting a gut ova here OP

>>37511123
This is excellent. And oh so original.

>>37511123
>does are roasties
>little horns are betas
>big horns are chads
>moose is Tyrone
>to fucking perfect

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holy fuck anon you dip

Hey guys, doebot here. Anybody up for a rut with an undesirable loser like me?
>tfw no deerbot bf

>>37512738
>implying doebots exist
>implying you can't just get Stag Thundercock to fuck you on the daily

>>37512924
B-but Stag is always so aggressive and never tries to cooperate with fellow deerbots. I just want someone that will love me for who I am tee-hee!

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>>37511123
FUCK YOU STAG, FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
MOOOOOOOOOOOO

AFAIK there was a species of elk that went extinct because the females kept selecting for bigger antlers until eventually the antlers got so big that the males couldn't survive until reproduction. In some goats the horns keep growing with age(it can't get selected against because the goats reproduce young) so when the goats get old they impale their own skull with their horns.

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Antlers aren't horns, idiot

>>37511123
>Tfw submissive qt hornlet buckpussi bf

>>37515964
>how dis make you feel, Welsh boy?

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>>37511123
>>37511512

do does like thin antlers?

my antlers are big like yours but they are quite thin. I was grazing near a pond and I think I heard some does call me noodlenape

doefu thread?

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>>37511123
Is liking females with antlers gay?

>>37516548
>doe
>antlers
pick one

>>37511123
/k/ already fucked your does though. You got cucked by a crazed gunman out in the woods.