>Sorry, Anon. But walking the streets with no pants on is still indecent exposure. Though maybe if you come back to my office and give me a nice little show, I can wave the charges.
>>37508211
*pulls out katana*
> or maybe i can show you what it means to be a real force to be recon with on the streets"
> pulls down fedora
> right before swinging shitty katana he got from the mall cop tazzes him
> ends up with a double charge
>>37508211
shut up you fucking NIGGER OFFCIER. . ..
im kidding man ill put some pants
>>37508211
what the fuck is wrong with you?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>37508211
>"Sorry, Officer. I don't speak ebonics."
>>37508248
Continued.
>Getting tazed was all part of the plan
>"Heh, sorry blackie. Looks like you activated my trap card"
>Electricty is absorbed into the katana fully charging the legendary shing ping lighting blade.
>"I din men no ham Massa! Bless fo-gave mii?"
>frown
>*Black cop realising his mistake turns tail and runs*
>"Time to turn your oooga into a booga with my superior and bigger Japanese steel"
>*double tips fedora and dashes forward*
>The cheap Wal-Mart sword in plunged into the anus of black cop destroying his pants and boipussy.
>"Looks like you're gay now...fagot"
>Gay black cop is begins crying as I walk off into the night.
>"Enjoy your AIDs faggo. That will teach you to never talk shit about my waifu again."
>>37509682
Whoever made this pic is retarded. Thats not even a gecko.
>>37509713
He is a gecko.
>>37509713
Anon that's a gecko, are you one of those special kids?
>>37509739
>>37509960
>Hurr im fucking stupid durr
Its a baby Pogona.
Pshhh... I am a sovereign citizen, you have no power over me, statist scum! *posts a meme about throwing you out of a helicopter*
>>37508211
id be riiiight happy to heehhehehe