Well /r9k/, it seems that im going to have to be the head of my houshold soon. I already have a job at a pizza joint (i get paid minumum wage -$7.25 hourly for 8 hours). Im kinda nervous, you guys have any tips for me? Pic not related
>>37507346
I got a tip for you, faggot, bend the fuck over
>>37507346
So you have bested your father and now claim your mother as yours?
>>37507387
Well, he's divorcing my mom, so naturally all the bills are gonna fall onto me.
lmao $7.25 is fuckin nothing. I'm getting $12 and this is literally my first job at the age of 22 get rekt
>>37507429
yeah i'm 24 making $10 with tips bumping it 1 or 2 dollars up, i think any supermarket anywhere would get you better than 7 fuckin dollars
then again i'm working in the most expensive state just about so i'm a retard as well
>>37507429
Might try drug dealing on the side man, 7.25 is shit but i dont have any better luck man
>>37507346
Will you get anything when your mom dies? Ditch her and start a new life.
>>37508022
The best anyone from this board could do is be a runner
No one here could be an actual fucking drug dealer
Don't eat processed shit. It only costs more in the long run and eating cuckgry man will fuck you.
> but anon, it's so easy
Bull fucking shit. Get a rice cooker at the Asian market for 20 bucks and get some white rice for 5. Throw some vegetables on top of the rice when it's cooking. Boom nigger, you got steamed vegetables on top of rice.
Say you are wanting long term shit. Get dried red beans, DO NOT BOIL THEM, soak them. Rice + beans will make America great again.
15 mins prep time $1 per serving