Robots my best friend's girlfriend came to me yesterday

That sucks to hear.
Sometimes when someone is hurting that bad, the only people who can help are the professionals.
I've tried cognitive behavioural therapy when I was suicidal.
Not sure if it works for everyone though.

> Robots my best friend's girlfriend

i'm sorry but i stopped caring and having a will to try to care right at this point

there's a board on this Malay Toesucking Website devoted to relationship, familial, societal, whatever discussion and advice. Social is even in the name of it. It literally exists for the sole reason of matching you with people who care about your dumb girlfriend problems. Go there and do not return.

>>37507184
He needs help. If he's already formulated a plan for how to kill himself and has told people, it's become very serious. Do everything you can do get him some place safe, try to talk to him about going to the hospital.

>>37507259
This isn't a girlfriend problem you actual mongoloid, it's a friend problem. His friend's girlfriend came to him, not his own gf.

>>37507300
robots don't have friends, now gtfo normie

>>37507184
>if you want to kill yourself just remember that we are gonna still be here feeling how you feel now.
is his mom still alive?
atleast tell him to wait till she is dead

>also having a gf
way to let someone feeling shitty
if i would kill myself id be sure to not let anyone feeling sad for me

>>37507310
>no true Scotsman

Get outta here with that bullshit, at worst he's a cyborg, but just because you don't have something in your life doesn't mean that anyone with that thing isn't a robot.

>>37507259
Sorry I don't know much about the other boards. I'll check it out.

>>37507300

no, you monstrous cuck, it is still a girlfriend problem. a girlfriend literally is the problem

statistically, suicide for women is simply insignificant. it virtually never happens. the typical profiles for suicide boil down to: elderly people who see themselves losing their grip, mutilated war veterans who may or may not be homeless, chronically bullied schoolchildren with long-term depression, single men who have academically and professionally failed to meet expectations, etc. do you know who doesn't fit a suicide profile? a slut whining about how sad she is to the acquaintances of the guy she's fucking.

>>37507712
Dude she was warning me about my depressed and suicidal friend, it had nothing to do with her. If she wasn't in the picture he might have offed himself already for all I know.

>>37507712
she wasn't the suicidal one, the friend was. Do you ever even read what you were replying to, you literal retard