Howdy Robots, good evenin'. Say, are ya thirsty? Feelin' a bit parched? Looking for a tasty beverage? Why don't you take a sip of this tasty Not Bone Hurting Juice, I promise it won't hurt your bones.
>>37507108
Gee I dunno anon, seems kind fishy...
Is it gluten free?
Does it have MSG?
Does it have pesticide spray?
Or bisphenol A?
Give me the info or I say no.
>>37507108
Gee you liar oof ouch my bones ow
>>37507108
GIVEM E THE SIPPY DADDY
Is it vegan?
I'm asking for a friend.
>>37507108
Hey this tastes pretty good
ooo oof ouch my bones
OOF OUCHIE WOWOW OWIE OUCHIE OUCH
Ow oof ouchie my bones anon
>>37507108
Too bad, I was thirsty for a drink that makes my bones hurt.
My only regret is drinking this not bone hurting juice.
>>37507108
Well, can't be worse than Not Brain Hurting Juice. Because that shit made my brain hurt.