>"Alright anon, I'm ready! Remember? You promised

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2017-06-05 04:47:29 Post No. 37506962
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 04:47:29 Post No. 37506962 [Report]

>"Alright anon, I'm ready! Remember? You promised to rub my belly with lotion and massage my feet every day until the baby's born! You don't want me to get stretchmarks do you silly?"
What do you do?

Anonymous 2017-06-05 04:48:21 Post No.37506976
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 04:48:21 Post No.37506976 [Report]

>>37506962
>What do you do?
ASMR the fuck out of the bb ofcs

Anonymous 2017-06-05 04:57:29 Post No.37507123
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 04:57:29 Post No.37507123 [Report]

>>37506962
rub her belly and feet, duh

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:06:25 Post No.37507248
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:06:25 Post No.37507248 [Report]

>>37506962
Wonder how she got into my house and why she decided that I of all people should be the patsy that pays for her bastard child; I'm a kissless virgin CC student that no woman can stomach.

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:09:44 Post No.37507303
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:09:44 Post No.37507303 [Report]

>>37506962
>severe pregnancy fetish
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:11:07 Post No.37507329
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:11:07 Post No.37507329 [Report]

>>37506962

love and cherish her for all of our days together. I love her immensely and am pained when she leaves my presence

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:12:10 Post No.37507340
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:12:10 Post No.37507340 [Report]

>>37506962
'Knock Knock Knock' THIS IS IMMIGRATION! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:14:06 Post No.37507362
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:14:06 Post No.37507362 [Report]

>>37507303
The girl or the husband/boyfriend?

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:15:38 Post No.37507382
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>>37506962
This actually disgusts me more than the fucking dozens of trap and faggot threads

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:21:12 Post No.37507484
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>>37507382
You're probably closet gay tbhfam

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:22:46 Post No.37507521
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:22:46 Post No.37507521 [Report]

>>37507484
Not that anon, but it's probably the implied race-mixing rather than the pregnancy fetish. /pol/ has really got their buttocks boiled over it lately.

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:23:13 Post No.37507527
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:23:13 Post No.37507527 [Report]

>>37506962
giv dikdik

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:24:06 Post No.37507538
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:24:06 Post No.37507538 [Report]

>>37506962
she is qt3.14 as fuck minus the baby

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:24:50 Post No.37507551
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:24:50 Post No.37507551 [Report]

>>37507521
>lately
: \/ weht

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:25:22 Post No.37507559
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:25:22 Post No.37507559 [Report]

>>37507484
Aim those projections somewhere else, coalburner

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:26:35 Post No.37507581
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>>37507362
~~Not him but both.~~

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:32:44 Post No.37507693
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>>37507559
I project that you're a faggot. Accurate?

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:32:52 Post No.37507697
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>>37507362
the husband/bf. i think there was an episode of 2 1/2 men where jon cryer had a pregnancy fetish which was a funny premise for normalfag tv.
>>37507581
lmao

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:36:47 Post No.37507749
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:36:47 Post No.37507749 [Report]

>>37506962
I guess if I had promised to do it then that's what I'd do
Kinda weird but whatever

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:37:55 Post No.37507763
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:37:55 Post No.37507763 [Report]

>>37507693
Still wrong, make sure you grab some grape soda and menthols for shaniqua and latyrone jr

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:39:17 Post No.37507782
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>>37507763
Haha epic bro, have a pic

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:44:00 Post No.37507849
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:44:00 Post No.37507849 [Report]

>>37506962
>massage feet

The child's not mine but I'll help out because kids are great but sure...I'd be more than happy feet...

Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:48:04 Post No.37507905
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Anonymous 2017-06-05 05:48:04 Post No.37507905 [Report]

>>37507782
My dick and I are going to have to take a break from this thread

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