Stories you don't tell people in fear of being called crazy

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>>37502382

UFO sightings aren't that uncommon. Hell, the french government even wrote a large document on the subject.

>>37502382
I saw a couple bright-as-fuck lights in the sky over the flats when I was walking home from my m8's place one night

>>37502382
It was probably an alien spacecraft that fell offroute from the Bermuda Triangle.

>>37502382
>>37502466
Notice they are called "UFOs" not "We Know Exactly What It Is And It Is Definitely An Alien Species Flying A Technologically Advanced Spacecraft Into Our Atmosphere To Observe Us."

It is a "UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT" you fucking retard; by definition we don't know what it is. You don't get to say "The french government and the mexican government admit there are things in the sky we can't identify THEREFORE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT ALL OF THOSE THINGS ARE AND THEY ARE ALIENS THAT ARE FLYING TO EARTH FROM ANOTHER GALAXY"

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>>37502861

No one said anything about aliens. Cool your autism, faggot.

>>37502382

That I have a split personality.

>ask out oneitis
>get rejected
>oneitis proceeds to spread rumors throughout entire academic department about me
>students thought I was a creep
>most professors knew
>went out of my way to avoid her
>she followed me around campus (with her friends, to classes I know she doesn't have to take) just to torture me
>got to the point where even turning my head 5 degrees to the wrong side of the classroom would have gotten me dragged in front of a kangaroo court
>she was still bitching about me on the very last day before graduation at a department-wide celebration I went to with one of my few friends in the department

Ironically one of the professors she worked in the lab of ended up giving me an A+ in his class. I was considering asking him for a letter of recommendation, but I don't want to push my luck considering he likely gave me the grade to cover for the fact that she likely told him all about me.
The fact that I literally did nothing wrong is too much for most people to accept.

>>37502382
>my little sister and my cousins are blackmailing me for sex which i haven't done yet
>little girls are evil

bump, as a kid i remember i was able to fly momentarily

>>37502382
I never ever tell people or psychiatrists that sometimes I do hear voices. I know absolutely no one will understand so I just keep it to myself.

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I'm a great liar.

But, at this rate, I can't tell if my memories are true or something I've seemingly convinced myself to be true.

It's all a blur, my whole life leading up to now was/is a blur.