>be me, spanishfag living in Mafrid, going home out after

>>37494041
Morroco is south of Spain not east you retard.
>going out by herself
she's probably being fucked by Chadez as we speak

>>37494041
>durumisdiamonds.gif

Small kek

>>37494041
There are so many hot girls in Madrid, you can't not look at them so I just don't care and stare at their butts

>>37494108
I was trying to use "eastern" in a stereotyped way, I know where Marruecos is, but thanks for the input anon.

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>>37494041
Todos los madrilenos son unos putos engreidos de mierda asquerosos. Son la definicion de normie profundo.
Este no es tu sitio. Vete a colgar fotos de postureo a instagram o alguna cosa asi y dejanos en paz.

>Translation:
All people who live in madrid are self entitled normie pricks. Get the fuck out of this board. You don't belong here.

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>>37494041
>be me, exotic 10/10 Moroccan goddess
>be in Madrid---shitty, but nice with all the money daddy gave me scamming tourists outside Marrakesh.
>Just missed my train--nowhere to sit and wait.
>See only available space next to a repulsive manlet Spaniard.
>His charred skin and doughy cow-eyes flare with a moment's ochre as he sees me. He begins to breathe unnaturally and rings of sweat form in the folds of his cheap clothing.
>Having conquered his people routinely for so many centuries, I can only pity him. With no other option left, I am forced to communicate in his barbaric tongue and ask for directions--my phone is dead and there are no other available sources of information.
>I ask him, how do I get to barrio de las letras?
>His skin turns a ghostly pale. His whole body battles convulsions--his mouth develops a film around the corners and mucus clogs his throat.
>He engages me for a painful conversation of about thirty seconds, unleashing a litany of basic and boring questions.
>He asks me "so are you going out on your own?"
>His contorted face churns my stomach.
>Confounded by the stupidity of his rhetorical question, I simply answer yes.
>Luckily he says his stop is coming up.
>A few moments later he gets up and says goodbye.
>I sit on the train back to the hotel shaken by the fragility of a day--how something so spectacular could be brought to ruin so easily, so quickly.

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>>37494327
>este no es tu sitio

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>>37494301
>thanks for the input anon.
sorry i was such an asshole. i hope you find her again.

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>>37494327
>Mfw I'm a chestlet from Madrid and have to compete with 10/10 bodies.

Think twice next time, Madrid real robots are women.

>>37494365
Como quieres que te lo diga? En braile?
Vete a ser un capullo a otra parte.

@37494467
Women can't be robots. Stop fishing for (you)s

>>37494467
bet you still think you're too good for anyone on this site

>>37494333
That is one shitty life you must live, friend.

>>37494476
Are you yet to try hang yourself today again, Anon?

>>37494476
JAJJJJAAAAAJJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJ *coge aire* JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJJAJAJAJJJA

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>>37494476
Eso rimo

Por que no estan permitidos los acentos?

>>37494333
Superb gran autismo my dude. Did you manage to write that down while jerking off daddy Muhammad?

>>37494667
Ni zorra. Sera que no tiene otra cosa mejor que decir.

>>37494617
Buen post, 5/10. Se nota que tu autismo no te impide seguir intentado interactuar con otras personas. Animo.

>>37494333
Sweet Allah, those digits.

>>37494108
no shes getting railed by mohammad you daft ostrich