Someone ate my chocolate frosty i was saving in the fridge. what

>>37488246
The fact that it's going on 7am and I haven't gone to bed yet

Why would you save it in the fridge and not the freezer.

Who eats someone's leftover frosty that they ate with a spoon and put it back in and now your germs are in it?

>>37488246
Existing.

Oregano

I realized one of my testicles was too high up on my ballsack so I actually untwisted it and it feels way better now so my day is going good

>>37488269
The fact that it's 7 am, I havn't gone to bed yet, and I do not want to go to bed because that means I will have to wake up and study for a test that I can not fail and I know nothing about. If i fail it, i fail the class :(

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>>37488246
I mutilated my face with chemicals 11 years ago. That's what ruined my day.

ANTS IN THE FUDGE BROWNIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37488246
I discovered a FUCKING WASP NEST just ON TOP OF MY FUCKING WINDOW and I'm such a pussy I CAN'T root it out HELP HELP

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>>37488597
Wow, you're such an edgelord. You want to win the prize of shittiest life? Want us to get jealous? Wtf

Get surgery. You can fix that shit.

>>37488822
Get surgery. You can fix that shit.
>money
Also, no it won't.

>unironically calling people edgelord

You can't save a frosty. The fridge is to warm the freezer is to cold

A frosty is like a sexual experience. To be cherished in the moment, as it can't be saved for later use


You desearved to loose your frosty

>>37488855
I despise you because you come here and put your big worries "oh look at me so desperate so shitty life" when this thread is about daily shitty things. You know it yet you come it for attention-mongering.

And you can get some fucking surgery. Go to the media, set up a fucking gofundme account, go to Canada, get fake stuff you put on in the morning and off in the evening idgaf.