>https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/ news/190361/well-be-h

get it? we are robots heh

as someone who is celibate voluntarily, what a waste of time and money.

When this happens the fags on this board are even less likely to get laid

>>37487891
so they can just buy a robot

>>37487778
I want a brown sassy robot who will scold me during sex!

>>37487912
Yeah cause NeeTs have that much money HAHA

>>37487787
I could only hope it would work like that, anon.

>>37488020
Because clearly every NEET is incapable instead of unmotivated by the rewards.

>>37487778
>robot Chad
Its NOT FAIR

I unironically have 40k USD put aside for this. probably won't be enough but hey, maybe a consumer grade version.

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>>37487778
working on it op

Robot waifus for robot males of r9k. What could go wrong?

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>>37487778
The reason we don't have robots right no (we actually do) is because of uncanny valley.

Give me an actual fucking robot. I don't need it to look like a person.

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>tfw robot and won't be having sex in next 10 years

Any Approx on price? I have been saving up (and have 15k) for when I would eventually meet a gf. Seeing as that's probably never gonna happen, this is the next best thing