>5'9" >Well proportioned round hips and torso

>small
>cute frame
>long hair
>lazy unless there's a reason to work for something
>have to motivate myself to do everything
>attending community college and passing everything
>want to be a pirate
>pirates don't exist

I don't even know how I can live anymore, friend.

>>37486976
Pirates do exist, post pics slut

>>37486996
They don't exist anymore. I will post pictures once I become a pirate. I don't wanna be like a somalian pirate, I wanna be like a story pirate and just sail the seven seas, looting and trading within islands.

>extremely intelligent
>NEET

Bwahahahaha.

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>5'10"
>dadbod
>nice curly hair
>beard not full but it's coming in
>body hair
>broad shoulders
>slowly but consistently getting more muscly because of job
>only had 1 gf, dumped her and now i'm a magnet for girls with daddy issues
only issue is that i have a major mommy kink and am only interested in being a daddy dom a few days out of the month

could be worse.

>>37486900
>Manlet
>Skinnyfat
>Chicken legs
>Lazy Dumbass
>Lazy NEET
>Gamer weeaboo

And yet you sit there and think to yourself.
"Hmm, I wonder why I don't have a girlfriend."

>>37486900
>Extremely intelligent but a bit lazy
>Dropped out of college
kek

>people actually taking OP's bait

It is funny though, good job OP

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>>37487007
>they don't exist
>I don't wanna be like a somalian pirate


FYI, pirates from your stories were just as bad as Somali pirates

>>37487100
They weren't as bad becuase they weren't ugh bl-ck
*Shudders*

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>>37486900
>being this much of a stereotype
Women only like poorly-proportioned men, OP that's where your problem is. everything else is literally the female fantasy

>>37487123
Not me
>>37487100

I have never heard of anything good from the Somalian pirates. I don't really have intsrest in those myself. If I can't be a pirate, I will live my life in the ocean, depressed for eternity.
Being a pirate is what I was born to do, I can feel it. I want to be a pirate, a captain of all the pirates

>5'10
>visit gym
>healthy diet


hmm, I wonder why I have no gf

>>37486900
>5'9 gaming nerd
Lmao kill yourself

>6"1
>White
>blonde
>blue eyes
>skinny
>smart
>about to get my degree in electrical engineering
I do have a gf

>>37487144
>liking grade a
If you sound like him or agree with him life is going to be brutal

>6'6
>135kg lardass in the process of losing weight, formerly 145kg
>former >>Tfw too intelligent<< stereotype
>I even had the fedora and everything
>aspiring composer
>casual gamer
>movie watcher
I think that covers it

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>>37487007
I have never felt a feel so close to this feel

>>37487281
Well, anon. I always love to taalk to others if you do truly know this feeling I am.
Nightrose#2309 on Discord

>170 cm
>67kg
>17cm penis
>good facial aesthetics
>6 figures job
>get pussy easily

Life is good.

>>37487330
Damn! Are you me? Except for the whole 6 figure job and pussy part.

>>37487144
That's not from a grade A video

>>37487346
You probably are younger and just need time. Finish getting your degree, get a good job, and pussy will come easily. Mainly because having a well paid respected job will give you a huge confidence boost.

>>37487346
>>37487330
Are both of you me?
Except for... all of that.

You know.
Because I'm not a fucking normalfaggot.

>>37487419
Yes, I'm only 20 years old and currently in law school. Only 2 more years to go until I'm done here. What did you study/what is your job?

>>37487482
I did a STEM degree and now work as a programmer. If you get a decent job for legal stuff you'll be fine.

>>37487097
It's not bait. It's a joke. It's a fucking joke. A fucking joke. A joke.

>>37487165
Become a seaman or a crab fisher, mang. Pirates didn't loot and fight all the time anyway, mostly they were preoccupied with illegal trade.