>Girlfriend has crippling autism
>We date when we're at college
>Spend hours cuddling and making out
>I go back to the island I grew up on during the summer
>She's all alone in the city without friends
I SHOULD BE PROTECTING HER
I NEED MY PRINCESS
RRREEEEEEEE
>girlfriend
>posting this on /r9k/
OUT
>>37483431
It's okay, Anon. She has Chad's big fat cock to keep her company, now. If not for something you provided that he can't, you'd be obsolete.
>>37483568
Oh I don't care about that, I'm still having sex with other girls, I just miss her is all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGkyAA4Gx60
fuck off
>>37483642
Since when did /r9k/ become fucking normyville? Go back to (social media) you gigantic faggot... I bet you kiss girls too.
>>37483431
She's fucking another guy as we speak. College just does that to them without fail if they're left alone, no matter how autistic they are going in.
>>37483694
My girlfriend has crippling autism I think we're a few towns over from normyville
>>37483713
Idc
I have girls on my island, I just wanna snuggle with my princess. It's been too long
>>37483750
>>37483642
kill yourself fucking cheating scum
>>37483766
Oh whatever she doesn't care. She wants me to scout for a three way anyway.
The girl has autism, she doesn't care about all these little social hang ups that bother stupid normies
>>37483750
>has girlfriend
>(presumably) lost virginity
>Good looking enough that other girls find you attractive enough for you to cheat on your girlfriend
>cheats on girlfriend
Not only are you deep normie, you are also a shitty piece of poopy for cheating. Hearing this story makes me yearn for the days when adultery was punishable by death
>>37483842
How is it cheating if both players have the same rules?
>>37483862
Just castrate yourself already you fucking bonobo
>>37483882
That's what I thought
Is it possible you're justjealous?
>>37483842
Go to the middle east anon.
Because of the cis brown male patriarchy they
still punish people for being irresponsible with
their bodies. Also, i'm sure they'll throw you gay
/r9k traps off of a roof.
>>37483862
you said she had crippling autism fuckwit, she probably just doesn't want to lose you and only lets you do that stuff so you'll stay. douchebag
>>37483900
No! If I had a girlfriend and she cheated on me I would probably an hero out of shame and self pity. You are a bad person.
>>37483910
Sorry anon I don't like to have sex with little kids or goats :/
>>37483915
She'd tell me. She isn't able to lie.