>flirting with this qt at work
>she calls me a pussy
>she stops abruptly, grabs both of my hands, looks me in the eyes and says "I love you"
>she giggles and walks away
>she has a boyfriend
FUCKING WHY
why the fuck is this happening why is she fucking with me so hard, I am in fucking love with this girl and she is twisting me like a wet towel and ringing me dry. I think about her every fucking night and it makes me want to murder myself
I will never ever understand normalfag problems
>>37483090
im a 24 year old virgin, if anything im a cyborg
>>37483069
FUCK YOU NORMIE SCUM
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
A QT TALKS TO YOU AND TELLS YOU SHE LOVES YOU AND YOU BITCH AND CRY ABOUT T
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
GET OFF MY FUCKINNG BOARD YOU KEKED FAGGOT
next time you're alone with her go for the kiss my manthank me later
>>37483129
Just play along and enjoy it, you massive faggot.
>>37483069
kiss her without asking dude. shes asking for it. just because a goal has a goalie doesn't mean you cant score. you only got one life dude, just go for it, shes calling u a pussy because u wont kiss her. tell her whos boss dude. if she dosen't like u back then just dissapear, ur a robot its what ur good at.
>letting trivialities like boyfriends get in the way of a relationship
Literally cuck tier, would you let her boyfriend fuck her if you dated her?
>>37483177
Yes anon, please be a massive fucking beta
>>37483239
He already is, so why not just practice on his own terms?
>>37483069
Time to play alpha. It will be harder for you because you aren't and you actually give a fuck about this girl but it is the way to go. Next time you must respond with something like
>
Well I can't think of one that is hard phrase to play on the spur of the moment, she is good. But like this one lesbo I was seeing just got hotter for me when she was angling to make me her sugar daddy and I said I wouldn't pay her cause I could fuck her for free.
>>37483069
how can u love someone u'vmst never been inside
it may seem hard now, but its for the best. shes outed herself as a nasty thot, nothing of value lost. Focus on being the best version of yourself and move on.
begin the beta uprising and show her who the real loser is