So I just ordered a pizza, how do I properly prepare it? Can

>>37482707
yes just eat it

grip and sip an ice cold coke with your za, anon

>>37482707
you cant be this autistic right?

kill yourself if so

You have to bake it in the oven again at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for optimal crunch to the crust.

>>37482721
Remember, you can't eat it until you add the extra mayo.

>>37482744
>>37482777
Digits confirm. Add the mayo after you rebake it.

>>37482707
its ready to be eaten! enjoy anon :)

>>37482707
>Receive pizza
>Open box
>Remove slice and place on plate
>Remove hot pepper from pizza box if given, otherwise skip next step
>Insert pepper into anus
>Eat slice
>Do not finish crust, save crusts to make cereal later
>Wipe pizza dust from hands onto paper towel
>Ejaculate onto paper towel and mix well
>Use pizza dust and cum mixture to repair bathroom grout lines in the future
>Remove another slice and place on plate
>Eat and repeat

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>>37482940
>bathroom grout lines

Cleaned mine the other day, it was unreal how filthy they were

>>37482707
eat the crust first

>>37482707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbI76qFU6g
This video should help you anon, it's helped me many times in the past.

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Roll the pizza into a conical shape, and just consume from there. No grease should get out.

Nah, you have to put it in the oven with the box for about 20 minutes

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pound it into small balls, each about the size of a tennis ball and begin filling your anus with all of them.

if you dont eat pizza like this your a fucking retard