What's the closest you've ever gotten to a girl? Sexually

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When I play online games with girls, they like to masturbate in the background.

>>37482357
>Be 14
>Portal 2 just came out

I was about to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at you for being undrrage but then I realized that Portal 2 came out in 2011 and that you are possibly old enough to drink now

Fuck I'm old

>Be 15
>Meet this girl that was one grade below me
>She is into anime all that stuff
>She likes to cosplay
>We hang out a few times
>Over time she starts to ask me to help her with her outfits
>I tell her I suck at that kind of stuff
>She says I could also help her by buying the stuff she needs
>I agree
>Proceed to waste over 300$ over the course of the year on her and sell my GBA in order to keep paying for her shit
>Realize she is just using me
>I man up and tell her to fuck off on the last day of the school year
>1 week later she asks if I want to be her boyfriend
>Never before had she even hugged me
>I never reply
I have never been able to speak with a girl since that day

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I had a group project with a girl once

>>37482357
Date a coworker for about 2 months before getting cucked. I worked graveyard shift for a grocery store (first job) and she was the closing courtesy clerk.

Anyway, her parents were pretty well off and would leave town every weekend on little trips (wine tasting and shit). After 2 dates she invites me over to spend the night. Since I work graveyard I simply tell my parents I am going to work and drive to her house instead. We fooled around a bit but never fucked :(

My current oneitis is 2yrs older than me 30 single and pretty hot. I just don't know how to approach it because shes also a robot. Can two robots fall in love?

>>37482357

Why didn't you talk to her again?

>>37482492

Damn anon that was one cold blooded bitch. I know how you feel in a way, my ex gf moved and ended up stealing my bike and $200 and never spoke to me again. You think you know a person and then from then on you have trust issues in general.

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>tfw I actually made out with two different girls
>tfw I felt both their boobs
>tfw I fingered one
>tfw I couldn't get a boner even though I wasn't nervous, so I never got laid

>>37482579
I tried, she never responded as I recall

Might have gotten a boyfriend or something? Got bored of me? I don't know

>>37482357
early 90's was 17 girls were 14-15 we were all my upstairs bathroom they said they didn't want to fuck on the floor and they both said their cunts were too tight sad face fml

>>37482645

If you watch a lot porn you may have also been desensitized to tits & asses. A lot of guys who watch it excessively claim they get erectile dysfunction from it.

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Tfw almost 20 and the best thing you have a girl do is hug you goodbye (she was hugging everyone else)

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Once a girl accidentally made eye contact with me

>>37482690
Yeah, it may have been that. She had a nice rack tho, but I just wasn't very turned on by it, especially when I look back and think about it. I'm sure that when I would have actually started I would be into it, but idk.
thanks for not REEing at me

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>>37482645
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF NORMALFAGGOT


ECAS CLAYGATE

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>>37482357
> At aunt's house
> In cousin's room, alone with her
> Need to leave
> She grabs both my hands and lays on me as I'm getting up
> warmboobs.png
> Says I can't leave until I kiss her
> Diamond dick says yes but spaghetti says no
> She kisses me
> Obviously sperging out so she gets off and I leave right away

She came onto me so damn hard before and after that, too bad I'm as dense as lead.

>>37482690
>desensitized
I will never get this. I sometimes find it hard to fap to porn and need over 30 minutes to cum but when I see a rl girl I sometimes get a little erect when they playfully touch my arm or something anything like that. Fuck, I got instantly hard last time I hugged my female co-worker. I hope she didn't notice. Don't want to get charged for sexual harassment.

>>37482690

>Beat the meat twice a day
>Can still get boners merely being around a girl I'm attracted to

>>37482918
desensitization doesn't do shit if you've never been with a girl before. one time i held hands with a girl underneath a table. i was hard and leaking precum like crazy the whole time, felt fucking exhilarating.

>>37482965
this.

i think the difference is that some people think porn just feels fake and only use it as a gateway to fantasize while others have a harder time bridging the gap between fantasy and reality, the former group appreciating any real life attention they get while the later becoming desensitized

>>37482357
>be 16
>meet girl at party, kinda chubby has low self esteem
>drunkenly talk about how great I am and bond over school teachers being retarded
>sitting on couch close together
>conversation gets kinda dead
>look at each other
>kiss

Had really awkward virgin sex about a month or two later

>>37482357
Sexually:
>repeated, filthy, bareback creampie sex with blowjobs, fingering, and anal thrown in

Non-sexually:
>basically fused with my ex as a unit for a few years to the extent that it was actually creepy and codependent

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>>37482357
2 and a half feet.
I'm getting better every day.

>watch anime for a decade and become exposed to nonstop incest themes
>have younger sister but not attracted to her even though all my friends want to fuck the living shit out of her
>start macking hard on own sister as experiment
>she goes through anger phase, denial phase, then acceptance phase and just puts up with my unrelenting creeping on her
>eventually talk her into sleeping (literally sleeping) in my bed
>tfw spooning young sleeping female and actually feel some sense of innocent brotherly love for her
>still have her convinced she owns my nut tho and somehow talk her into letting me take pics of her on her bed in her bikini so that I can "get off"
>actually just keeping them for future blackmail or to show friends that like her haven't decided yet

Life is pretty weird but at least she's 18 now.

>>37482873
was that ur thread earlier?

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>>37483084
h-holy shit anon, d-did she ever tell anyone? d-does she actually show signs of legitimate attraction?

>>37483173
>>37483173
Not that I've noticed aside from tolerating my harassment, but she's kinda full of herself and is like "Even my own brother wants me" so I think she just derives self esteem from the situation, and I'm just trolling around with her for the most part. It's basically all innocent and hopefully harmless.

>>37482357
>Be 13/12 in English class
>Blonde QT asks "Hey anon why don't you have a girlfriend?
>Me not knowing how 2 relationship "Uh, because I think a girl should ask me out
>Calls my bluff
>"Okay anon, do you want to go out some time
>Fuck
>"Um, I'll have to check my datebook/planner"
>I slowly turn away and pretend to disappear.

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>>37482357
Ok I'll go
>7th grade in 2010
>qt in my class
>we start talking and hang out at recess
>we become decent friends
>she hugs me one day
>she smells good
>a couple months later I notice that she hasn't talked to me in a while
>ask one of my friends about it
>apparently she doesn't like me now for some reason
>thinks I'm annoying
>I didn't do anything?
>too beta to confront her about it and asks why
>school year ends and I move away
>never see her again
>still don't know why she stopped being my friend
Fuck you roastie whore.

>fast forward a a couple years to 12th grade
>hottie in my class
>we become friends
>she makes it obvious she wants my dick
>asks me one day if I'm "DTF"
>for some reason forget that dtf means down to fuck
>stare at her blankly
>she keeps at it
>everytime there's an opportunity for either her or me to take it to the next level I sperg out and sabotage it subconsciously
>eventually she realizes that I'm a fucking autist
>starts dating some chad
>high school ends and I never see her again
WHY AM I SO AFRAID OF COMMITMENT AND RELATIONSHIPS. I sabotage ever chance I've ever had by being a sperg.
This one was my fault as opposed to cutie number 1 who was a roastie whore bitch.
Why do I do this? I've done this same thing 3 other times that I can think of

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>>37482357
>Be 15
>Meet 7/10 qt
>Begin to think she's into me
>Decide to get her number
>Like the suave fool I am, simply ask for her number
>She obliges, and somehow get her sister's number at the same time
>forget to call them for 6 months
>Be January
>Remember those two
>Decide to start messaging them to hopefully start a friendship
>Plan on bringing up social media, and following them on instagram
>Accidentally find and follow one of them out of the blue, before i start to message either of them
>Wait more weeks
>Not knowing how to properly communicate between people not established as friends, I give up.

>>37483221
>anon fucks his own sister
>"IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO"

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>went down on my oneitis, I've done other stuff with her except actual sex
>got my dick sucked by a 2/10 she may have been autistic or had asbergers
>also got my dick sucked by a trap, she was very passable

Still a virgin tho

>>37482918

Yeah not everyone is like that, but still i find if i don't look at porn, seeing a pussy in real life is much more exciting.

>>37483346
I don't even know how to communicate with people I think are friends through text/comments. So at least you have that... maybe

>>37483346
i understand your feels, something similar to me happened not too long ago

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>sleep with girl
>grope her
>know she is awake but she doesn't do anything
>do it a couple times, try to get her in the mood
>she doesn't get in the mood
>next day she tells me there are no benefits in this friendship (don't wanna date her because she is really immature and generally a horrible person)
>mfw we are still friends for some reason