>Hey bruh, didn't you try pre-med at one point? If so,

>>37482150
Just cut it off already, lol

>>37482150
wot in the fok is that thing

>>37482248
advanced HPV

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>>37482150
>"Hey anon, you want to come to a huge family function?"
>"Fuck, I'd love to, but I gotta put my wiener in a meat grinder"

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>>37482150
WTF that looks like you microwaved a hot dog until it exploded.

>>37482150
theres treatments for advanced hpv wtf do it

>>37482150
>dick is diamonds

Ravioli

>>37482150
Yeah I wasn't the only one to google fried rice disease in middleschool

>>37482176
sorry op, also try them girly pills.

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>>37482319
Jesus fucking Christ man I was about to say that well played

>>37482150
>Penis_crystalline_state.jpg
yeah, no, fuck that.

I HAVE SEEN LITTLE GIRLS BLOWN TO PIECES WITH ORGANS HANGING OUT, I HAVE SEEN ASSHOLES STRETCHED TO IMPOSSIBLE LENGTHS BUT THIS IS THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I HAVE SEEN THAT I COULD NOT LOOK AWAY

>>37484314
Hey got the sauce for the first one?

>>37482150
>reverse image search
>"Special Fried Rice Disease"
did NOT expect that.