I was told by a receptionist at a motorcycle dealership today

>not telling her you too
rude

>>37482188
Yeah, I really blew it. I mean she was a Harley rider, so it wouldn't be out of line.

Post a pic of your beard, desu. I have a beard too and never noticed them on other guys before but now when I see a good beard, I have to tell the guy "Sweet beard, no homo".

>>37482282
It's not impressive. I juat stopped shaving for a couple weeks during finals... My face is covered evenly with some fuzz, that's about all. Not in a place to take a picture atm.

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>>37481991
The first time a woman who wasn't my mother ever acknowledged me positively was 3 years ago when Alice Glass punched me in the face and then kissed me after I pulled her out of a mosh pit she was being trampled in.

who the fuck moshes at a Crystal Castles show.

>>37481991
>Prolly baby hormones making her crazy.
No it was because she works at a dealership
They throw the grills at you to convince you to buy more

>>37482470
Is this legit?
Story?

>a woman who works at a sales oriented place complimented you
Gee, wonder why?

>>37482588
The story is p. simple.
She was performing XXZXCUZX ME in a smallish venue and people formed a sort of whirlpool in the audience that she leaped into from the edge of the stage. I guess she expected to go crowd surfing but instead everyone just sort of kept moshing and pulled her down. She wasn't getting stomped on, but she was on the floor and couldn't get up because of the mosh pit. She was screaming and shielding her face with her arms, so I grabbed one of her hands and pulled her up.
Accidentally touched her boob trying to help her up. She kind of punch-slapped me, then kissed me (mouth open. her breath smelled like vodka), then went right back to pulling herself back up onto the stage. Didn't stop singing. Didn't say anything about it.

15 minutes later she did yet another stage dive. Didn't seem to learn a thing, although this time it was successful.

>>37481991
its her job to be a salesman d00fus