/britfeel/

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First for Poleymon

Waiting for the inevitable Edinburgh fringe festival attack.

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what we desire the world to be isnt always the right way. it would be great if, people of all nations and creeds could come together and live peacefully, people naturally made the right decisions with out being managed, and we did not need to bound an entire class of people for economic reasons because humans used scarce resources correctly. oh what a wonderful world. shame we are all bound by our nature and none of the above works. lefties live in a fantasy land..

what did that lad from the last thread want to chat about

Literally I wish we'd uh stop being spazzes you know?
We're getting attacked for fuck sake
rite?

>>37481077
it is sleeplessanon here.

I actually went out with a few old buds tonight. It went well. I am slightly drunk. Just wanted to share.

Won't be able to sleep until like 8 though probably. Gonna play some overwatch.

how are you ebin>

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>waifuposter meetup

>>37481211
at least you weren't in london I spose

I'm indifferent, woke up at like 8pm and haven't done shit since I got distracted by the happening

>>37480957
most the world isn't white,so it would never work. only whites care about that sort of thing.

>>37480843
>start a britfeel thread
>londoners die for the glory of allah the merciful
>...
>tell ignorant american that he is likely to get shot

>>37481262
you just watching the news/browsing pol?

I'm not sure what to make of it tbqh. I kinda don't care anymore. Is that bad? It's just such a regular occurrence it's almost becoming normal.

>>37481233
meh looks more successful than the 3d attempts at a meet up

The attacks are just silly at this point pray for London doesn't help anything we need to do something and corbyn won't be the one to do something that's for sure

>>37481275
even whites needs the same treatment though. whites still need to live a hierarchy system were power resides from the top.

>>37481301
yeah its getting a bit tiresome, I just watch streams and shitpost on /pol/

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Why is everyone so afraid to say that these attacks are a result of radical Islam which is, by definition, Islam?

ffs

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/13/freddo-chocolate-bar-price-rise-30p/

>>37481417
>radical
>moderate
They're all bad.

>>37481301

Part and parcel, lad. Part and parcel. This is your new Britain.

i dont know about anyone else but i want to scream

>>37481492
I can't legally discuss what I want.

>>37481579
me too lad.

im reading to quran atm for future reference. its absolutely shit. most of it just goes on about how allah will punish people for doing this and Allah will reward for doing this.

>>37481630
so it's a bit like the bible but with different characters.

>>37481670
The bible was better written. A few lads who took the time to write a story instead of a autistic sperg hastily jotting down bullshit in a desert before the next raid.

>>37481670
the bible is not as barbaric and the new testament is completely different, and the new meant to supersede the old. the bible does not even mention hell in the old testament while i have seen hell mentioned quite a lot in the Quran and im only 50 pages in.

>>37481740
>instead of a autistic sperg hastily jotting down bullshit

The sonichu of holy books

fuck off birds, chirping like dicks

>>37482038
annoying isnt it. hate that it goes light really early too. im off to bed in a min anyway

Police just confirmed it was 3 terrorists and that 6 people are dead so far. Terrorists are kill too

>>37482080
i hope there is an after life and god is some sort of loving jesus type character and he reveals to them how much they fucked up

the devil (allah). is a cunt.

JESUS PROTECT BRITFEEL

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>>37482038
>>37482066
this was 20 min ago.and i'm in the west. bet the sun's up for those on the east coast. i'm in bed now tucked up nice n comfy.time for sleepu

>all these terror attacks
>gonna go to sunnycon in 2 weeks and MCM manchester in 8 weeks

Wonder what the chances are of me getting killed? newcastle is way too chavvy but manchester convention seems like a good target to bomb since it will have some D-list celebrities.

>>37482378
look up when Ramadan ends

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>>37482213
>Have to go to work in 4 hours
>I'm up on rocket league

Such is life

>>37482378
>tfw going to sunnycon aswell

I'll be the mortal one lad

>>37482518
Fuck that looks comfy lad, there's just something about orange/red clouds on a tranquil blue background that does it for me

>>37482410

na mate if anything its safer after ramadan.

no more grumpy muzzies being hungry and thirsty all day in this fucking summer heat.

>>37482565
that was my point, desu

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How are you doing tonight lads?

>>37482378
>going to cons

degenerate freak

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>>37482605
obsessing over a girl I know who cosplays who doesn't give me the slightest bit of attention. Also bumping old Drake. It's a rather emotional 5am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwyjxsOYnys

>>37482666
Don't obsess over girls, it was just my 4 year anniversary with my gf and it's not worth it frankly. Work on yourself mate, once I move away for my new job it's over

>>37482708
I don't really have problems with girls, I've had my fair share of gfs. It's just something about her lad, I don't know what it is. Whenever we hang out I'm completely infatuated. It comes and goes though so I'll probably have moved on after I sleep

>>37482666
>>37482732

girls who cosplay do it explicitly for the attention. they are black holes that will suck up your time and energy and not give anything in return apart from endless teasing. if youre not in the top percentile of her beta orbiters then move on

the "something about her" you can sense is likely that she is fairly adroit and red-pilled possibly from an abusive childhood, so she is sharper than the average person, but ultimately getting involved with these people is going to be bad for you

eat clean and eat a lot. lift. or just do drugs. up to you senpai

Fuck sake lads I'm not even tired, how do you fix sleep a pattern?

>>37483039
same

and I've had a few drinks so I should be sleepy. Instead I'm just dealing with a slowly developing hangover. Shit sucks.

Lads. Do yous think I'd me more tired if I sleep now and get up at 9 for work or if I stay awake until I finish my shift at 4

>>37483191
Sleep, after a shower you'll feel oreet

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Good morning everyone. How do you do on this Sunday morn?

Just about to get ready for church myself.

Sent from my iPhone.

>>37483588
>church

why
just why
god isnt real

>watching trap porn
>cum just as there's a jarring cut to the lads dick

Cannot be dealing with this.

>>37483699
I'm going to catch up with June, Margaret and David. They had a bake sale for the Sunday School on Saturday morn and It'd be nice to know the takings. x

Sent from my iPhone.

What time do you reckon the sandwich shop round the corner opens lads?

>>37482605
Went to drive for some petrol desu, scary stuff. I couldn't unhook the pump so I spent like 2 minutes wrestling with it while the guy inside looked at me confused, I was ready to drive off and run out of petrol and just die. I eventually managed somehow but I'll have to go with mummy next time

>>37483709
>he doesn't cum at the same time as the bottom

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>>37483923
I wish I could afford a car, 4k a year insurance here due to my city's shit crime rate
Bring mummy may to the pump next time lad, she'll see you through

bit of classic FM whilst I make some tea and toast.

sent from my iPhone.

>slept 8am->4pm yesterday
>can't get to sleep now
>gotta go to the city and have my wig styled at 12noon
>also shop for stuff
>then go to the gym

I don't know how ill have the energy for this shit.

prolly gonna sleep 6pm till 6am today, then some naps in the afternoon.

Im a bit of a stress eater so I hope I can abstain from all food.

Ran out of margarine. What am I like!

A spot of jam will simply have to do.

Sent from my iPhone.

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It feels so nice when someone gets upset in pvp

>>37484256
What game are you playing lad?

>>37484473
Dark Souls 3 tbqhwy

>>37484256
I ragequitted EVE yesterday because I keep losing and getting upset in PvP :(

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>>37484201
What car are you trying to insure?

Mine cost like 700 quid and I had 0 NCB

wife's out do you want to come over x

Sent from my iPhone.

>mum gets a sick line from the doctor for a month off work
>hands it in
>gets sacked

pretty ruthless desu

>>37485280
yeah just let me shave quickly and give myself an enema

>>37485335
Go to citizen's advice desu

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>went for a walk
>i'm gasping and clutching my side while walking up a steep path
>70+ year old people walk past me fit as a fiddle

Thought I was getting healthy lads

>>37485964
I really like your new images ebinlad

>sat watching US women's college softball
>all these 17-20 year old qts
>tfw missed out on teen sex

Being socially awkward and cripplingly shy growing up is the worst. I'm going to die alone.

>>37486069
It dosnt get better as you age either
I'm 26 and still have the same social skills as when I was 16
Anyone seen the new wonder woman movie?
Not sure if I like it

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>>37486042
thanks lad, some anon bullied me for using the same images over and over again.

theres also an imposter who keeps posting images with my filenames


>can't be bothered doing anything again
>everything seems good in theory but not in practice

>>37486069
I've got over them feels, any relationship is going to end with you getting cucked or them becoming increasingly annoying till you can't stand them any longer - thats what I assume anyway.

May aswell not bother with it from the start, you can still get sex with younger girls by paying too.

>>37486130
>thanks lad, some anon bullied me for using the same images over and over again.
Yea that was me, sorry xD

They were pretty tedious but now they're fresh, gg

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On the 9th day of Ramadan Muhammad gave to me....

>>37486119

I know I'm 25 and act like I'm 12 when I'm around new people.

>>37486130

The idea of relationships terrify me, I'd just over think everything a girl does and get stressed out.

>ywn get caught spying on the Oregan Ducks softball team having a celebratory team shower and forced to have sex with all of them as punishment jdimsa

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I'm just hoping that once I start getting exercise I'll eventually be able to get fit again. It just seriously worries me and people that old have more energy than me

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Hey look it's those "moderate" muslims I've heard about

>>37486254
how long have you been saving these ebina images?

>>37481419
That's nothing m8, at my local there were Fredos for 65p, I put my stuff on the nearest shelf and left

>>37486287

Just because I post ebina, doesn't mean I am impersonating ebinlad, ebina is my waifu too, he does not have a monopoly on her

>>37486217
9 bombers boming
8 muzzies raping
7 crude beheadings
6 hate preachers preaching
FIIIIIIIVEE COLD KEBABS
4snackbars
3 turk roach
2 taliban
And a corbin making excuses fooooor mee

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Kurumi-Chan is mine lads

>>37486258
I've been seeing a lot of these floating laughing emojis supposedly from Muslims in response to terror attacks lately. Looks like a template that's just been slapped on to me

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>>37486330
yeah but to be fair lad you've even got the same filenames so it is a bit plagiarizing

>>37486359
Lewd
E
W
D
Original

>>37486330
>doesn't mean I am impersonating ebinlad
The implication is you're ebinlad unless you say otherwise. You knew we would think you were ebinlad. Stop impersonating ebinlad.

>Missing Britfeelers:

Lenlad
ServiceStationanon
BritNormie
Warwick Services Lad
Tilde
ShoutAnon
Poley
And other personalities

Can all personalities identify themselves immediately?

Kind Regards,

Friendo

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There are lots of birds in my garden, dancing around like they own the place.

>>37486390
The whole point of 4chan is to be anonymous characters need to go

>It's not all Muslims. Only radical muslims blow them selves up! We shouldn't hate all muslims.

It's not all paedos, only radical paedos rape children.

Yet we hate all paedos?

>>37486406
Then why are trips an incorporated feature of the site?
checkm8 m8

>>37486426
I don't hate all peados

Maybe this is an opportunity for peado rights advocacy

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>>37486399
>Warwick Services Lad

Here, although I've given up hope of ever meeting SS Anon there, because there is serious doubt over his credibility now

>>37486432
So faggots can be identified and ignored

>>37486432
It's a feature used to allow users to identify themselves as people not worthy of talking to. Quite a good system really.

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Wait what the fuck, there's been another terrorist attack while I was sleeping?

>>37486399
Chinese learning anon here

>>37486456
>while I was sleeping

How early do you go to bed? It's the weekend

>>37486390
I find it kind of funny anyway, his posts are exactly the type of mundane shit i'd post about. Its almost like I don't need to post cause hes doing it for me I've made a self-sufficient personality

>>37486399
aren't these all the same person?

>2 hours of Fallout 4
>4 hours of more qt softball girls
>3 hours of baseball
>2 more hours of softball

That's my Sunday sorted

>>37486459

One of the other chinese learning anon's here too (Also Warwick services guy)

>>37486447
Would you be willing to meet any other britfeeler or has it got to be ssanon?

I get the impression you want some gay sex in a disabled toilet tbqh. You're not quite sure of it, but you are entertaining the idea under the guise of a coffee.

>>37486469
I sleep when I'm bored or in pain, which is most of the time.

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>It's another Islamic terrorist attack episode

Anyone else getting bored?

I used to care about that is happening to Britain but it's clear that all the normies and politicians want this to happen.

I'll be moving out the country in the next few years.

>>37486486
Well yeah, there was another drivey, stabby, bomby incident.

The bomb vest turned out to be fake, but they were effective in making people run the fuck away instead of intervening

>>37486477

Well, SS anon is the guy I was most hoping to meet, but I'd probably meet any other britfeeler if they wanted to.

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>>37486500
Christ, when will it ever end?

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Reminder not to be Islamophobic while you're cowering in fear of Islamic terrorism lads

https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/871138429744140289

>>37486514
Do you think it will affect the election

>>37486475
>baseball
>softball
YANK DETECTED

>>37486521
Dunno, I don't much care for politics.

>>37486502
what do you want to get out of the coffee?

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>older brother posted defending muslims after the terroist attack on facebook

>>37486514
Never.

Short of May coming out to give her press statement, tossing the pre-written speech cards which talk about not being divided etc. on the floor, and ordering the army to reinforce MI5 as they round up all 3000 active Subjects Of Interest and intern them, it's can't be stopped.

The security services are spread too thin and there's very little power the police have to do anything about it until after an attack.

>>37486521
Conservatives will just win by a larger majority.

Which is hilarious because the Conservatives have never ONCE been tough on terrorism or Islam.

If you want Islamic terrorism to stop the only party offering is UKIP

>>37486535

Nope, me and my brother have just gotten into baseball recently due to an Xbox game.

The softball is for the qts and the qts alone

>>37486547
Have you tried slapping some sense into him?

who else reckons rounding up all the suspects wouldn't be such a bad thing?

>>37486547
Report him to MI5

Any of you lads near Liverpool?

I'm hung and ready to fuck.


Sent from my iPhone

>>37486568

>post-referendum result
>UKIP being in any way, shape or form relevant

Pick one

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Have I missed any so far?

>>37486581
bebington

where about in lpool? x

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>Go to Clapham
>Its about 75%+ white

Fucking gentrification, where are those chocolate women /pol/ said would be walking around everywhere?

>>37486573
hes on antidepressents, he'd probably blow into a murderous rage if I did that, can never trust someone on them

>>37486579
I can't, its the politcally correct opinion hes stating

>>37486586
>Conservatives or Labour
>Doing anything to stop terrorism

pick one

>>37486593
Cobra meeting has been called, just saw it on the news

>>37486593

Cobra meeting was called for this morning

>>37486593
Cobra meeting was called i think

>>37486593
think cobra meeting was called not sure maybe someone else can clarify

>>37486593

yes a cobra meeting has been called

>>37486593
Saw something about a cobra meeting

>>37486593
yes cobra meeting called, fyi

>>37486546

Just a coffee, I'm not a fag m8

>>37486593
think they might have called a cobra meeting mate

>>37486645
C-C-C-COBRA BREAKER

I'm sending my atheist prayers and positive energy to London as we speak.

Bet this will stop the terrorists this time.

>>37486593
Fuck off you islamophobic bigot.

>>37486593
cobra meeting called earlier today x

>>37486593

A cobra meeting has been called, it was on the news

>>37486593

A meeting of the cobra kind is taking place I think. Not too sure tho x.

>>37486593

According to BBC News, a cobra meeting has been called

>>37486593
C O B R A
O
B
R
A

has been called but not sure.

Thanks for all the (You)s lads

>>37486593

There is a cobra meeting going on right now.

>>37486593
Yes, cobra meeting.

>>37486593
There was a cobra meeting if I remember correctly.

It's not even called cobra, it's COBR.

Someone added the A to make it sound cool, but the Cabinet Office made them change it back for being too American

Any updates on whether there is a cobra meeting?

>>37486593

Cobra meeting was called also.

>>37486696
bet your fun at parties lad

>>37486693
>>37486691
>>37486686
>>37486685
>>37486683
>>37486673
>>37486669
>>37486662
>>37486657
>>37486646
>>37486641
>>37486633
>>37486630
>>37486619
>>37486610
>>37486609
never change lads

iririririririri

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>>37486593
it might have been called but I'm not sure, another anon might be able to clarify.

>>37486609
>>37486610
>>37486619
>>37486630
>>37486633
>>37486639
>>37486641
>>37486646
>>37486657
Can't you bloody check the replies before you post you half brain-dead twits

>>37486715
this guy obviously isn't aware a cobra meeting has been called.

>>37486715

This post is deliciously ironic considering >>37486712

aaaaand we have a /newmeme/

"Alright /britfeel/ what's happening?"

"I'm not sure but I think a cobra meeting might have been called"

>>37486709
If he was fun at parties he wouldn't be here

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My dick has been getting hard all day desu, it feels like I'm going through puberty again. MAKE IT STOP

>>37486593

A cobra meeting was called this morning

>>37486715
did you hear about the cobra meeting lad?

>>37486737
Forced memes aren't memes

>>37486756
COBRU MEETU

>>37486593

Yeah, you missed cobra meeting called, it happened this morning

>>37486593
You need to mark off cobra meeting mate, it was called this morning

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Guys am I late for the meeting

>>37486773
you funny guy

i kill you last

>>37486743
I'm sure I can help you out with that lad

Where about are you ?

We can have a cobra meeting of our own


Sent from my iPhone

Holy shit lads, have you seen the news?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/04/theresa-may-rushes-back-no10-hold-cobra-meeting-acts-terrorism/

>>37486756

>Calling everything a forced meme
>Even when there is a tonne of posters joining in and creating it

fuck off.

Sent from my iPhone.

>>37486786
This tbchwy

Sent from COBRA meeting

>>37486593

Cobra meeting was called, 2nd one in as many weeks.

>>37486781
Too long didn't read. But did you know there's cobra meeting going on right now?

>>37486593
Can confirm on the COBR meeting.

I'm there right now.

Sent from my digitally encrypted GCHQ approved blackberry.

>>37486809
Civil servants have blackberries

The security service upgraded to Windows Phones years ago

>>37486593

Yeah, you missed cobra meeting called, a statement is due to be released at 10am afterwards.

>>37486593
Cobra meeting here. I can confirm I will be taking place later today.

>>37486593

You need to tick Cobra meeting called off.

I hope mummy may remembers to defend Islam in her statement

COBRA MEETING MENTIONED ON BBC NEWS

CONFIRMED FOR HAPPENING

It's time for sleep!

When I get back I hope to hear about the full extent of this cobra meeting. If it is at all happening. Not quite sure tbqh,

I'm more partial to python meetings instead.

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Really don't want to get out of bed today lads. I know food is the only way to make this go away but I can't do that anymore. Going to be hard today~

Hope you're feeling okay lads~

>>37480843
Link to britfeels Discord?

>>37482666
Sauce on that girl, anon? She is doing things i have never thought possible to my dick.

>>37486875
We don't have a discord because we aren't faggots, now fuck off.

>>37486593
>Have I missed any so far?
Yeah
>Tim Farron, the Liberal Democrat leader, said: "Tonight's horrific incidents in London remind us how much we owe our emergency services.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/04/theresa-may-rushes-back-no10-hold-cobra-meeting-acts-terrorism/

Tbh they are pretty excellent, shot them within 8 minutes

>>37480843
Lads, I'm sweating over this. Is it possible to get an STI without having sex? Just found a rash on my privates.
Kill me now, please.

>>37486514
when you have killed every shitskin down to the last girl

>>37486902
>Tbh they are pretty excellent, shot them within 8 minutes

That's what happens when you have an armed and militant police force patrolling London 24/7

This is what is needed in out multicultural "utopia".

>>37486593
>20 replies
>all saying "hurr anyone else COBRA?"

Can't we just go after the terrorist ring leader? This Allah bloke they talk about so much?

In 2 weeks time, Jeremy Cobra could be chairing these meetings

>>37486929
We could, the problem is he probably doesn't even exist

>>37487009
can you imagine? he'll want to talk to the ISIS leaders and probably try and get IS to be recognised as a state in order to bring peace.

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This is why I'm glad I moved out of Birmingham to a small village with no Muslims.

Terrorism is part and parcel of living in a big city

>>37486929
It'll be a few hundred more years before scientists can invent multi-phasic weapons that can be fired between dimensions. And, at the rate things are going, they'll all be killed for their attempts to disprove the quran, and science banned forever.

The best we can hope is that Jesus goes and beats him up. Bury him in fish, turn his body-water to wine, etc.

What do you guys actually think would happen if, with undisputed proof and irrefutable evidence, Jesus came back and declared that Islam is a sham religion and that Allah doesn't exist and that all muslims have been worshipping the wrong religion.

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Oh it's great being a Muslim extremist in Britain.

The public won't DARE vote for policies that will stop you

*explodes concert*

You get to blow up every kaffir in a 1 mile radius with your beautiful...

*cuts to Theresa May defending Islam*

Multiculture can only work when all those little cultures accept that the are under one total monoculture, and that they all move together in the same direction.
Lots of teams are fine but they need to play the same game.
Muslamics don't play this game. They're playing a different one, on the same field with the same teams that we're on. We're all playing football but they keep picking the ball up and trying to play stone-the-infidels.

>>37487088
He would be declared a false prophet and they would try to kill him for spreading lies. Simple.

>>37487172
LIVE.DIE.REPEAT.

>Wake up
>It actually was a terror attack
We're the most cucked country in the world right now. Embarassing.

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when will the mayor of london repeat his famous phrase, I mean he has such believe and confidence in them why wouldnt he remind everyone again that it's normal to expect this in a city so just accept it and dont blame anyone racists!

>>37487193
Pakistan is and will always be the ultimate cuck

Why do we have cobra meetings? Cobra was the enemy of GI Joe. This is why the US won't help us.

>>37487208
How? Pakistan didn't bend over and welcome muslims/migrants inside for them to rape and kill their own people, they just got raped the old fashioned way.

>>37487088

I would start going to church again

>>37487194
he is not dumb enough to do that a day after the attack, give it a couple of months when peoples outrage has simmered down and they return to not even questioning islams teachings

>>37487088
People would deny it and lock him up for islamophobia

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>"Yes goy, vote for Theresa May! Jeremy Corbyn is an evil anti-semite that wants to commit annudah shoah!"

>>37487351
>free
What the fuck.

Just heard the news~

What do you think we should do anons?

>>37487376

That's the only way to get Jews to read it.

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>>37486872
you can make it tilde, its really encouraging when you post that you didn't binge

I managed to go outside, get petrol, drive into the nearby town for the first time (without stalling much) and then go for a walk. This would have been unthinkable 6months ago. Slowly becoming accustomed to this, although I only feel like I can do it at 4am when its quite a ghost town. Think I might stay up all day again to reset the sleep schedule which I did sucessfully last week but still fell into neet sleep by the end.

really need to buy some new clothes sometime, started lurking /fa/ but its a bit questionable. Also need to sort my hair out somehow. don't know whether to cut it, style it or just use a headband, I quite like it medium-longish like it is now, but it ends up being such a mess and looking ridiculous. Its so hard sorting this out

>>37487382
What do you think Tilde? Share with us your soapbox.

>>37487397
Anyone ever angrily peep their horn at you or shout at you for stalling?

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>>37486756
Milk Cat 68

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>>37487425
Nah I drive at 4-5amish when its nearly empty, theres hardly ever a car behind me when I stall.

when there has been I don't think they've pipped but I'm too stressed and flustered to even think about that. If they did pip i'd probably just break down and cry or something. I still can't get over accidently pulling out on someone and getting pipped in a car park a few months ago

>>37487382
theres nothing we can do, the country is finished.


Might try playing euro truck sim 2 again

>8 minute response time
Still too slow. Mummy May should order for some armed military drones to fly around the cities at all times, ready to fire on anyone who looks a bit shifty.

>>37487473
>pip
What is this

>mummy May wants to destroy safe-spaces
She's gone mad!

>>37487473
Mate, how did you pass your tests? Did you give the instructor a blowie?

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>>37487397
I had a shower and all that and I feel a bit better now desu. Should be okay to eat something in about an hour too~

It is really, really great that you are making so much progress! It actually motivates me a lot too. Good luck with staying up today as well!

Honestly desu you can't go wrong with a hoodie or shirt and jeans. Some people spend way too much on clothes. Need to get my haircut too but I hate all the normie ""banter"" at the hairdressers and am way too shy to go to a women's~

>>37487402
Not sure really. Never been a big fan of /pol/ but I am starting to understand their reasoning. Do not think there is much we can do since any solution would be branded racist by normans. Guess Britain will just continue on its slow decline from greatness~

Make sure you stay safe lad!

>>37487382

The big black cock thing?

Its oblivious bait, they want a swing to the left because they are meme addicts.

>the shore sure seems to salt the seaside air while the tide comes in like the clown with an endless frown digging around for a polygon shaped coin not long out of bed half way to greggs eyes on the ground listening to the sound from to buds waiting to get into the booth of truth and creating chaos with a pen, a blood sucking tick next to the prick corbyn doesn't say much but wants to let everyone in

Has poley had a haircut yet? been away for a bit.

>>37487507
>I may be too much of a coward to target Islam but atleast I'll midly annoy their supporters!
Do you think Mummy May posts here?

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>>37487501
Personal Independence Payment, bennies isn't that what its called? a pip of the horn?

>>37487513
I passed 5 years ago and never bought a car, 5 years of been a worthless self-loathing shutin. Also I passed on the 3rd try because I had a nice old women who had a coughing choking fit half way through the test and told me to pull over, she then profusely apologized and passed me, maybe it was out of embarrassment.

I paid for a refresher lesson anyway before buying this and he said I was a good driver so, appreantly I learned pretty fast too. I mean its not really hard its just an anxiety thing

>>37487531
I just go to a hairdresser my mum knows that i've gone too forever, shes knows i'm a sperg with problems that doesn't talk, still don't want to go - It wasn't a good cut last time and I quite like my hair when its wet and down, just need to keep it in place somehow.

britain has already fallen, all started after ww2, mass cultural decline in the 60s and the people who grew up/were born in the 60s were born with those degenerate values and are now running the country and voting. Thats what I got from the brief reading of peter hitchens anyway.

>>37487531
If you go regularly nd avoid talking they usually recognise you and know that you're not much of a talker.

t. not a talker.

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>it's a /britfeel/ dream episode
Part of it included /britfeel/ being a real place that Donald Trump owned for some reason. I was going on a little tour and the theme seemed to be "look how many different people come here" to the point that there was a dark drafty basement for posters with the Black Plague, a BDSM dungeon which Sam Hyde was in and was begging for donations, and a museum with all these flags and artefacts of posters including a giant Indian flag. Another bit of the dream saw everyone running from someone killing people with some secateurs, he nearly killed me but I said I thought Elliot Rodger was a cool guy so he game a high five and I walked off.
Did you have any weird dreams?
Post waifus.

>>37486426
Pedos just have a mental illness and attraction, most selfhate even though they never commit a crime

Muslims are worse, it's a choice not a mental deficiency

So why isn't every mosque being investigated?

Round my way we call it a bib, always have always will.

Just asked mummy what we should do. I quote~

>some English person should drive into a load of them and then we'll see the uproar. An eye for an eye I say

Then asked if she's racist

>wouldn't say I hated them but it's getting beyond a joke

Sometimes she scares me desu~

>>37487574
>Poley

He doesn't seem to post as much as he used to for whatever reason~

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fucking normie pipping his car horn outside, fuck off you cunt I have my window open you inconsiderate clown

>>37487633
I did once I think, it was like a typical office room full of people and they were all britfeel posters posting stuff - its just a vague memory but it was a bit wierd.

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Goooood evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all feeling tonight?
What are you up to?
Do you have any good funny games websites to recommend?

Hope you're all feeling great and have had a brilliant day whatever it is you chose to get up to!

I'm just gonna have a coffee, trying it out for a change!

Also is despair husbando anon around?

>>37487684
Reminder Lenlad is a pro muzzie cuckhold

Why won't mummy may raise morale and bomb some paki third world shithole for our amusement?

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Happy midday, /britfeel/!

How are you all feeling today?
What are you up to?
Do you have any forced memes to recommend?

Hope you're all feeling great and have had a brilliant day whatever it is you chose to get up to!

I'm just gonna have a coffee, trying it out for a change!

Also is husbando around?

>>37487655
Sounds like the standard view coming from the silent majority.

>>37487684
>>37487705
Void tremors..
Just ignore

>>37487699
Is he? Junlad is and Tilde seems quite weird about it. Something about being a waifuposter must bring out your inner cuck, more research needed.

>>37487704
That would be pretty expensive, lad.

I've managed to not drink all weekend, this is a new dawn for me. Hope others here are doing well on their struggles, too. Lemme know if you wanna talk about em

>>37487721
I had 7 quid left over from shopping, willing to donate towards it for raising the spirits.

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>>37487736
I was able to stop the boozing for a solid 3 months. Now whenever I drink, I get extremely sleepy. Feels good

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Asian shop I frequented to get my chicken from (was like a quid a breast) tried overcharging me like 2.50 for a few bits, I called him out on it. Last time I went he charged me nearly 2 quid for a chicken breast, and I heard the butcher laugh as I left.

Do we have a war on Islam in this country and we just don't know it?

>>37487699
He said labour voters were sheep to me once. I think he just avoids being political in public because you look like a tool.

>>37487780
AH FUCK I'M FUCKING HUNGRY LAD

>>37487780
you're a traitor to this country if you actually give money to pakis

>>37487780
>Cry about pakis all day
>Go give them money when you leave the house
Ah yes, classic britfeel.

I have a dilemma that I need your help with, robots. When I get home, should I eat:

1 large pizza
1 large pizza AND 5 scoops of ice cream
2 large pizzas


this is urgent

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>>37487816
the one with ice cream

>>37487816
All of the above lad.

>>37487816
Why not both?

Two large pizzas and five scoops of icecream. Make a sandwich.

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>>37487633
I don't remember last nights but I have weird dreams all the time.
I quite like them though, a good dream can have your noggin joggin' all day

>>37487825
Danke
>>37487839
Nope don't wanna get chubby
>>37487842
pizza sandwich sounds tempting, but non

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>>37487816
>5 scoops

You've gone too far this time Drumpf

>>37487684
>>37487705
Len hasn't been online, these are imposters

so lads how fucked are we all when mummy may rounds us up for our search history.
i use /D/ a lot i'm fairly fucked.

>post-manchester attack
>terror threat level: the end is nigh
>a week passes
>thousands of muzzies are rounded up
>terror threat level reduced
>suddenly another attack happens
Top quality counter-terrorism, right there.

>>37487786
>X side are the sheeple! When my Y mislead me it's different
Len sounds like a right baa baa.

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>>37487987
Do you know how many islamphobic attacks Mummy has squashed you fucking smartarse?

>>37488016
Weird because len said that party loyalty is self restraining and that suffering can be overcome and happiness can be attained; that true happiness and contentment are possible. lf we give up useless craving and learn to live each day at a time (not dwelling in the past or the imagined future) then we can become happy and free. We then have more time and energy to help others. This is Nirvana.

>>37487736
Nice one lad. I havent had a ciggy in a week now, yesterday was a struggle but not smoking for a week feels much better than smoking for a day.

I'm really shocked that religion is still a thing, honestly.

>>37488067
You should bring it up at the next Cobra meeting

>>37488049
>party loyalty is self restraining
Well that I can get behind. The fact only labour was mentioned there implies he suffers the very thing.

just watched the GSL final

clean sweet for flash desu

>>37487987
Imagine if there is an attack at the ariana concert

>>37488107
let's not get too hasty and blame the religion that all these people say they belong to, they're actually lying and it's doctors who represent true muslims

May's speech after the attack was pretty much just blaming facebook.

>>37488107
If the pakis were smart they'd target somewhere else in Manchester with how thin the police will be.

>>37488124
Haven't heard it yet. The fact everyone is still meming on mummy may must mean she was too scared to say Islam yet again.

>>37488105
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time

>>37488049
don't think he said that desu, hes a blairite and labour supporter

>>37488141
Actually she did come out and openly say islamic extremism and said we need to be less tolerant about it.

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>>37488126
If the pakis were smart, they wouldn't be pakis/muslims.

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>tfw just realized stanley kubrick got killed because Eyes Wide Shut expoed the elite sex rings so they had to off him and edit it before it released

>>37488186
>when you get killed for making a film exposing the truth
>(((they))) still go and take possession of the film and edit the living fuck out of it to purposefully try and make it mediocre so fewer people go and see it

Stan the man had never made a mediocre film before, and you can see how good EWS was behind (((their))) attempt to ruin it

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fuck it, going to try sleep lads.

have a good day on me

>>37488160
>we need to be less tolerant about it.
What the fuck does that even mean

>>37488209
Probably means banning islamophobic comments from being posted online. They'll shut down /britfeel/, first.

>>37488124
>>37488141
You cunts are all over reacting

three people died, YES it was awful but this incident was a very small one and not all muslims are to blame otherwise we would be in a civil war right now.

Is bradford safe? Yes

Is birmingham safe? yes

Proof your logic is fucking retarded

Tim Farron hit the nail on the head last night when he called for a collective showing of defiance and pride, THIS is how we deal with the problem, unity in our communities so the police can take on any nutters when they reported.

>Hurr durrr deport the muzzies

So you would just deport three million of our workers? who would pay for your benefits or your mums pension you smelly LARPing neets? Muslims fill all kinds of roles here from doctors to taxi drivers, you faggots would be crying the moment your local take away closes down.

>Britnormie is doing his muslim lover gimmick again
Embarassing.

>>37488268
thought this thread smelled a bit funny.
please live ahmed.

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>>37488268
Good one, lad. For a moment there I thought you were serious.

>>37488201
actually fuck it, no i'm not. I'll never make it by sleeping all day

>Comfy Sunday watching The Mummy and Mummy Returns
why don't we make films like this anymore

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>>37480843
>go to benefit calculator
>work out how much I would be getting paid if I was fired/quit my job today
>I would be paid more
why am I even working lads

>>37488395
Benefits are less than full time minimum wage. If you're earning less then something's gone wonky

>>37488344
Because Brendan had a breakdown.

The new Mummy film looks like shit. Tom Cruise's all-american character gets some sort of magical powers to fight the evil mummy. It's like a fucking self-insert fantasy.

>>37488408
Maybe he could get PIP and ESA in addition to JSA/Universal Credit. And maybe get some housing benefit. Add all that up and it'll be much more than min. wage.

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Hello yes I am here for the cobbler meeting. As you can see Islam mostly involves peacefully making shoes

>>37488408
na, you need to research bennies mate. Loads of different bennies available. Not to mention the possibility of doing cash in hand work as well as getting bennies or subletting etc etc.

>>37488408
maybe I didn't enter everything super accurately but it said I would be given 262 weekly and on my current job I get anywhere between 950-1150 monthly because its not consistent hours since its based on busy the place is.

>>37488466
>262 weekly
Fucking hell, lad. I get 266 weekly for my 37.5 hours of fucking work, every fucking weekday.
You could sit and wank all day long and get the same.
I'm a fucking mug.

>>37488455
they're cobblers as well?

I thought to be a muslim was to be a doctor

>>37488412
I'm going to see it and avoided any trailers. All I know is the villain looks hot but my taste is kind of fucked up anyway.

>>37488466
You do know the vast majority of ESA/PIP applications are rejected right? You'll be turned down for most of these benefits you think you're entitled to get.

>>37488492
Hindus and Sikhs are doctors. Muslims don't practice medicine.

>>37488268
europe has been trying the unity loop for awhile now. it isnt working and it doesnt address the problem.

and no Im not hurrdurr deport all muslims before you try and paint everyone who disagrees with you as a racist

doing the same thing over and over again when it isnt working is stupid

politicains are too scared of being seen as islamphobic( and they try and tie that to race when they are not a race)

That they censor speech on any one who criticises islam or just reading a text from the quran to show islam in a bad light. it seems like we are back in the middle ages where you talk shit about the church you get hit hard.

Additionally no critising islam is not racist . As not mentioned they are not a race they are a religion an ideology.

if we chose to act as liberals do why are we not locking up atheists and the lgbt for christianphobic comments?


inb4 muh crusades justification

WE WILL NOT BE COWED BY

>>37487351
how can may promise all that when she supports islam and shria?

>>37488514
>doing the same thing over and over again when it isnt working is stupid
It's not just stupid, it's legitimately insane.

>>37488395
because you're a cuck to society, more specifically to the rich faggots who control society.

>>37488555
Can't argue with digits like that lad, it's off to the gas chamber

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>A-level exams start in 5 days
It's all going to shit lads. I haven't done any revision. I've missed the student finance application deadline. I haven't applied for university accommodation. I think the wagecuck meme subconsciously got to me. The prospect of eventually having to spend my life working has caused me to sabotage myself so I can enter NEEThood.

>>37488555
>Tfw on bennies so im cucking society instead of being cucked by society

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Please, please take all the politics to /britpol/ >>>/pol/128415354 This thread is not comfy at all

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Today I will install OSX.

Rasta VS Islam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kCbst1Wfw

Look what's happened on the Torys watch lads.

Ignore the Sun and mail brainwashing and vote Corbyn. If you value your future Labour is the only way

>>37488552
europe's leaders has gone insane

>>37488656
>blowing really hard didn't put out the fire so let's try throwing some vodka on it

>>37488607
Comfy is a luxury that radical islamists have taken from us

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEcMW6RmC_w
Really makes ya think, doesn't it?

>>37488607
Comfy is a privilege not a right and must be paid for in blood.

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>>37488651
>how effeminate that 'muslim' is
He's obviously doing a performing arts degree at Birkbeck University and this is for his final year project

was at a normie party last night, ask my anything

>>37488671
>>37488695
samefag go away, and take your uncomfy politics elsewhere. Besides, what will yammering on endlessly about it in /britfeel/ achieve? Nothing. Please leave.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13109745

>>37488732
>samefag

Nah, you're just in a minority now

>>37488731
Did you feel uncomfortable at all? How did you get invited? Catch the eye of any fit birds?

Feeling just a little bit proud of myself today. Drank a shit ton but didn't order a takeaway at the end of it, just had a cheese sandwich. Also didn't go for my customary fried sandwich from the greasy spoon this morning instead having weetabix and a cuppa

>>37488731
When are you getting off my board? also did you have a good time?

My sister broke her iPhone helping my dad move crap from renovating the house to the skip

She's really upset and blames me for not doing the "mans work"
Lost all the stuff on her phone, that's what she's most upset about
I'm supposedly also to blame for that since she couldn't back it up due to the police taking her laptop

>>37488747
>yes until i started drinking a shit load of vodka and got drunk enough to enjoy myself
>knew one of the guys back in high school
>i tried my best but no

>>37488762
yeah it was pretty fun actually

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normie cunt still using an excessively loud tool outside, this is the 3rd day running

shan't be having any more of this, will be going up his arse if he doesn't cease doing it

SAN BERNADINO
RING A DING DING

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>order something from amazon
>deliveries always arrive around 10am
>been in the entire time
>amazon says an attempt was made
Fucking cunts

>>37488774
I'm sure he'll be up your arse before nightfall.

>>37488732
why are you so salty

are these political topics not related to Brit?

Are this political topics not eliciting some sort, any sort of feel from you and other people?

I think it meets the standards of a british feel

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>tell myself I will eat at half eleven
>might as well wait until twelve, only half an hour
>12:05
>Might as well wait until one

I do not know why I am like this. I am really just making myself more unwell but it is really hard to change. Definitely eating at one though lads~

>>37488578
Quick anon! Get those textbooks out, close the britfeel tab and get to work! A week should be enough if you cram as much as possible and start right now! You can always take a gap year instead of going straight to uni and in the worst case scenario you could do a third year at sixth form. There is hope anon! Best of luck to you~

>>37488765
she could have backed it up to the i cloud if she had an internet connection, depending on her settings it could do it automatically

>>37488804
That's what I thought

Must be paranoid so she didn't do that

>>37488796
Surely the longer you wait the more likely you are to binge. Please eat at the first opportunity if you're hungry

literally obsessed with tekken right now lads

it actually makes up for sfv being shit

>>37488793
>I think it meets the standards of a british feel
Well, it really is part and parcel of being british, after all.

>>37488848
It came out? How is it? Is the story mode good? Any new characters and if so what are they like? Is Akuma cool?

>>37488848
>Terror attack and nobs like you are hidden away playing videogames

this is why our nation is fucked

>>37488857
yes, a few days ago, it's very good, story mode is just okay, Akuma is really good and plays surprisingly like SFIV Akuma but in 3d