>"Anon, I heard you're a virgin. Is that true? That's so sad...a cute, shy boy like you should never be alone."
>"You know, if I was your girlfriend I could take care of that virginity problem of yours. I mean, if you'd have a girl like me anyway..."
What do you say?
>>37479983
>What do you say?
Fuck off you fat nigger
>>37479983
Sheeeeeet i dont even know anymore. Sweet girls are my thing
>>37479983
I've fugged a mulatto girl probably bigger than her, so no prob. Actually quite fun, enthusiastic lovers!
>>37480063
>Actually quite fun, enthusiastic lovers!
Kys
>>37479983
Accept and take her out somewhere nice I reckon. I'm at a point in my life where I can't and won't be too picky.
Who is this chick anyway? I keep seeing her posted here recently.
>>37479983
is this the /r9k/ equivalent of these "fuck ugly girls in your region" ads?
>>37480219
Honestly you could do a lot worse than this anon
>>37479983
"How are we having this conversation when you're in 2014?"
>tfw no past gf
>>37479983
She can suck my dick. No fucking.
>can't take care of herself
>thinks she can take care of my virginity.
>>37479983
Sure
Cant be picky. Maybe I wont be lonely any more
I would let almost anyone take my virginity if they were kind and honest and actually wanted to
>>37479983
"It wouldn't count with you."
>>37481221
She time travelled just to be with you anon
>>37481534
holy shit time manipulator gf
>"I'm ready for our first date anon! I just bought this outfit, how do I look?"
>>37481985
spherical
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