I am currently at a convention. This place is a den of normies

>>37479200
>OP realizes he was the normie all along

embarrassing

>>37479200
I'm at my parents house.
This place is full of people who think I'm a lazy disappointment.
Please send gf.

>>37479200
would you rather be around spergs and real autists. Maybe NerdChad will introduce you to one of his cosplayer fuckbuddies and you can enjoy his leftovers

>>37479200
Bang a girl. Or a guy if that's what you're into. Faggot.

>>37479200
Buy a strapon and a thick sheet of styrofoam.
Cut the foam into the shape of your country, state, or province and cut a hole in the side so that it can be used to extend the strapon.
This is your convention costume.

>>37479322
that's actually pretty fucking cool desu

>>37479368
What better way to separate yourself from the NORMALS than with sex toys and arts and crafts?

>>37479401
a normal has sex and doesn't flaunt it
a robot flaunts sex and doesn't have it

>>37479311
To be honest I would. At least I can somehow relate and have common interests with them.

>>37479200
Anime convention? Which one?

>>37479430
PS, op, if you have beer or drugs, you can pull hella con sloots

>>37479416
>a robot flaunts sex
Post cock

>>37479322
>cut a hole in the side so that it can be used to extend the strapon
What did he mean by this?

>>37479453
Not OP, but how? I just say I have alcohol at my hotel? I'm going to a con soon. That sounds fishy as fuck.

>>37479458
If your dick were New Jersey, you would cut a hole in the bottom around Sea Breeze.

>>37479512
Well its less suspicious if you're staying with a group of people that are down to party anyway, but if you're talking to a qt, you can be like "hey I have some beer, if you and some friends wanna come over to my hotel room and play (some casual game like mario party) later"

>>37479312
seriously its fucking easy if theres a con rave

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>>37479200

Knife convention in Atlanta?
AKA biggest blade show on Earth?

[Spoiler]We should meet up, OP [/spoiler]

>>37479965
I would, but I'm on the other side of the world in Australia.

>>37479965

>Cobb galleria

fuck that shit, you have to marta your ass out there or drive out. I'll give cobb credit for having parking unlike the other cons but damn I hate going out there.

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>>37480002

>tfw no anon to sharpen blade with

Oh well, maybe next time.
Don't spend too much on a katana out there wherever you are.

>>37480011

On the bright side, if I get mugged by the locals, I'll be surrounded by crazies armed with stuff ranging from utility-knives to bowie machetes and probably smithing hammers.

Most look forward to it, desu

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How do I go about banging hot cosplay sluts?

>>37481003
Ask them if they want to smoke weed

>>37481003
Don't do this >>37481028
They'll just smoke all your weed. What you need to do is ask if they want to bang.

>>37481055
I guess it depends. I always go in for the makeout session after the smoke.

>>37481028
I don't have any weed on me. Next.

>>37481436
Ask them if they like making out

>>37481436
Ask them if they want some weed, then act like the maid must have stolen it when you get back to the motel. Get real serious about it too, like even if they tell you its okay, still go up to the front desk and complain. If you can get the manager to fire one of the maids in front of the girl, you'll definitely get laid.