ok, I want to find a viable suicide pact partner, I'm 20

>>37475552
Why not post some nudes first?

Why do you need to kill yourself in the next 3 days?
Too bad I'm not in the UK though.
>>37475604
Also this.
You don't have anything to lose if you're gonna kill yourself anyway.

I'm in and I'm also totally not going to briefly save you, dissuade you and then ghost you, leaving you worse off than before

tbf i would but i dont want to create some huge mystery for my mum as to why i killed myself w/ some random girl

>>37475616
I have my own personal reasons, I dont ask yours ad you don't ask for mine.

>>37475604
no freebies

>>37475552
Just out of curiosity; why do you want to die?

>>37475604
Great idea. >>37475552 post some tits and pussy

>>37475643
yeah but imagine the possible conspiracies, the deeper lure of it all.

>>37475670
the fuck do you need money for if you're going to kill you're self?

>>37475670
No freebies? You're about to die, who cares?

Get posting, hopefully you have a nice bush

>>37475552
How do you plan on doing it?

Man this comment was not original, guess I'm not the first person to ask about suicide methods on /r9k/, what a surprise.

>>37475552
serious question
can i rape your body when you kys?
then i will kill myself but first i need to fuck a dead body
also how will you kill yourself?

>>37475674
I got rejected by a guy I like on Instagram I will pretty much be Forever Alone my entire life

>>37475741
>>37475745
I meant why would I give it away to strangers for nothing, it is for the pact partner o n l y.

>>37475759
With a train

>>37475776
Top fucking kek

>>37475784
Don'tyou want to help out some robots before you end it?

>>37475776
shut the fuck up roastie, no one fall for this shitty b8

>>37475776
lol not me

>>37475746
>>37475759
method will be strong barbitutes and alcohol with anti-emetics, should be relatively easy. In relation to the dead body part, I'm sure you're just being an edge lord here but sure, not as if I could stop you anyway.

>>37475869
Cool now post bush

>>37475878
why would you just want pictures when you could have the real thing?

>>37475912
I don't support this faggotry, I'm not suicidal, and I'm not in the UK

>>37475776
Pretty sure you're not op but that's some minor shit to kill yourself over

>>37475912
I wouldn't order a cake before seeing it?
You are actually ridiculous for wanting to kys you have life on easy mode. If you want money point at a randomer in the streets shriek rape he will get 100 years in jail and you will get compensated.

You can't be lonely and you can always rely on your pussy for anything you want in life apart from intelligence

>>37475869
if you think im being an edgelord that just shows how new you actually are to this site.
>that method
so your body will be intact then too bad i don't live in uk

very very tempting offer desu but im too much of a pussy to kill myself unfortunately

>>37475912
We are all waiting. Do I have to add you on discord or something? Are you afraid to post?

>>37475552
I'm a UK robot, I added you

>>37476062
add me on discord, you show me yours I might show you mine

>>37475999
ahhahahahahaahahahahhaha

>>37476097
I'm worth more than you though, why would I show you me to maybe see you?
Post a timestamp now, you damn rping cuckold.

>>37476142
The laugh of truth I presume

>>37476201
How retarded do you have to be to think this is how rape laws work?

This retarded, apparently.

>>37475552
What the fuck I know cerbal, he's from egg stream

>>37476549
Is it a trap or a qt girl?

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>>37475552
21 yo also here in the UK interested in talking with you about your reasons.

>>37476549
oh fugg who are you

>>37476638
It's fucking bait anon they are a dude

>>37476696
you want voice proof, I can verify if you want buddy

>>37476754
Dude I am from the streams I know them you are a fag

>>37476754
Post girl voice!!

>>37476794
implying I wasn't larping as a guy in stream chat to avoid a harem of beta orbiters

>>37475552
Which part of UK?

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21 and in the UK too, as long as we get it done before the next two weeks i'll be okay
I just don't want to turn 22 and suddenly kill myself

>>37476860
Your gay and I'm show him this shit kys and I know them personally

>>37476877
south east famalam

>>37476882
Post your Discord, anon.

>>37476903
lol ezra? yeah it's me

>hasn't posted tids
>hasn't posted face
>no Vocaroo
Some girl you are

>>37477067
Well ask me on Discord if you want proof

>>37477029
No send me a message then fag

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i just want to die too desu

>>37475552
I would kill myself, but i'm not from the UK.

why not focus your life on becoming stacy tier hot and then rub it in his face in 2 years?

>>37477289
I like you, anon.
Cheer up and post your Discord.

>>37475552
Imagine accepting this pact, faking your death and seeing this dude die thinking you died with him.
It sounds like OP has a failsafe for that but it's nice to imagine.

>>37475869
You're not going to do it. As in, you're not going to die if you try to do it (unlikely). Even more likely, you simply won't do it. If you were going to commit suicide, you wouldn't be posting about it here. Suicide only works when you totally want to do it and don't pussyfoot about it

b-BUMP

ejndejceqnwrinorigimal

>>37478416
I am going to do it, with or without a partner.

>>37475552
i'm in ireland :/

>>37477289
>tfw you'll never be able to make everyone feel the love they deserve
>tfw you can't even make yourself feel happy

Is it possible to comfort somebody when you're depressed yourself?

>>37475552
Honestly if I was in the uk I would kill you myself, really Quick I have this fantasy of being a suicide helper, like you call me and i make you go away with a sweet sleep so you don't have to do it yourself or be alone. To bad its ilegal

>>37475552
I'm sure abu hajaar could hook you up with a van or something?

>>37478865
Nah I'm kinda haram honestly

>>37475552
Could probably find a muzzie to help with that

>>37479242
I'm now curious about why you want to die. Bye though.