How jelly are you of Chad's big fat cock? What would you

Why is her asshole so huge?

>>37475186
Why would I be jelly? I have a big dick too.

>>37475539
how big? I thought big dick dudes couldn't be robots

>>37475436
because of the size of his dick?

i'm not jelly, because even with a monster cock my face is still ugly and I have social phobia

>>37475678
It's 7.5"x5.5", 5" flaccid.

>>37475767
this. it doesn't matter what kind of dick you have if you'll never be in a position to use it for anything other than pissing and fapping.

>>37475186
I need sauce pls, I havent fapped for 30 hours and this has pushed me over the edge.

6 incher here. I'm slightly above average for an American, so I'm happy.

>tfw 6x4
>fucker feels like snapping in half when cold

>>37475836
6 inches is small. Fellow 6 incher here.

>>37475186
Wtf is going on there? it looks like his dick comes out of the vag, then goes into the arsehole?!?
also >>37475836
kekking at midget dicked amerifats tbqhwy, no wonder your women are getting blacked

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You can be a robot and have a big penis
> 7.5" x 5.3"
> Manlet

>>37475833
sorry wish I knew, anyone else know sauce?

>>37475833
>>37476159
Elsa Jean originaliaiansoks

>>37475815
why are you on r9k? You won the genetic lottery for pussy

>>37476220
>originaliaiansoks
huh?

>>37475186
I didn't know a woman's vagina could be so big.

>>37476220
do you know specific vid?

You don't need a small dick for roboothood
7.75 by 6 inches here, it doesn't conceal autism or a mediocre face

>>37475186
Is there a source to this?

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I have a big fat cock, my gf loves it desu.

It got me laid during university, girls will tell other girls if you're big and someone always wants to try it out

>>37478788
Britcel

>>37478679
I think it's Alice March for POVD

>>37478788
how big tho

origigigigigiginal

>>37478888
Thanks, I'll check it tomorrow.

I'm checking your quads right now though.

>>37475186

I don't care.

Get off my board you fucking faggot and go stroke your tiny 2 cm sausage to more twink scat porn.

>>37478915
It's definitely Alice March though. (reverse image search confirms)
Site could be tiny4k.

>>37478870
hello friend

>>37478902
Well above average, I push 6.5" flaccid after a hot shower. I haven't measured properly in years, I was just over 8" and around 5.7" girth last time I checked.

I plan to improve that over summer. I have a terrible diet, sleeping pattern, no exercise (poor cardio) and I smoke which are all factors that can affect erection quality and size, might make a thread about it after I'm done over summer.

>>37476220
That's not elsa jean. Her asshole is slightly darker than this, her ass is firmee and she is missing the 2 metal things

>>37475186

very jealous, it's one of the main reasons i gave up on life desu
because i know this kind of stuff is not just trolling >>37478788
>It got me laid during university, girls will tell other girls if you're big and someone always wants to try it out
i can't have confidence without masculinity

>>37479278
I know guys who got laid with way more girls than me. I've never been the type to chase and I'm lazy so I would just have a regular fuckbuddy, I could slay more women if I was more attractive.

Uh, 8 inches here, not even as a joke sometimes it gets annoying.

>>37479491
>sometimes it gets annoying.
why?

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>>37475186
I'm a 27 year old virgin. I'm so incredibly jaded at this point I don't give a shit.

>>37475436
it's just breathing

>>37481631
lol'd
originalio

>>37475186
I'd fuck 14 year old boipucci and impregnate white teenagers

>>37475186
That is a beautiful cock

What does it matter? I'm big and it doesn't make anything better, I don't want to use it on gross whoreish women my age.
bad thread faggot

>>37475186
Source a roni.

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Nah, not entirely jelly.
I'm sitting at 6" girth and I'm just long enough to get balls deep without hitting a cervix so I can hammer away.

>tfw chad tier dick but manlet

>>37481964
>been complimented on my dick quite a few times
>good size, good girth, I naturally have large loads and I'm cut. In N.A girls prefer cut from all that I've encountered and heard.
But ya, manlet too so atleast I have that going for me. I haven't measured in years but I was above average like 6.5. Afraid to measure now as I might find out I've been wrong and completely mediocre

>>37475186
I have a big enough dick to be decently above average, but at the same time not so big that I have a a giant one. Kinda sucks to be halfway inbetween average and Chad-tier. Being halfway makes me feel like I almost have enough but not quite

My 7x5 feels average to me. It sucks cause im bordering huge territory but not quite there.

>>37476101
You cant
You can get laid by virtue of having a big dick alone.
Doesn't matter how tall you are, women won't fuck you just for being tall.

>>37482741
it would feel average to most women too

>>37475186
>that gaping asshole
disgusting tee bee aych

>>37475815
GET OUT BIG DICK NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37479278
Same
It's the main reason why I continued being a neet
It's really no point in trying.

>>37482657
what? it's the best size
big enough to impress girls and fuck them properly but without all the huge dick problems like shitty blowjobs, girls not being able to take it all, troubles to get it hard etc...

>>37482816
How?

You aren't walking around with your cock out, you could be packing a micropenis or an elephant snout and nobody would ever know.

>>37482915
Women have larger vags than girls. It's always "girls", as in, girls. Dumb.

>>37476220
pretty sure it is MyCherryCrush