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>get horny >about to fap to porn >holy shit holy shit

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>get horny
>about to fap to porn
>holy shit holy shit sex is awesome!!
>fap to porn, have zero motivation to have sex in real life


YUUUUUUUUUUUUUP. At 27 years old, I'm giving up porn. Broadband porn on mobile phones was a ducking mistake, and will/is cuck my entire generation

I'm gonna fap a few times as a farewell parting, then after that I'm just gonna hit up birches on Craigslist when I get horny, and have a black book of them on call like a player.

Join me, I think you're ready
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>>37474952
no i want to die pure besides
>Fap
>you you only have to clean your cum
>have sex
>you have to clean diapers
>inb4 use condoms hurr durr
>you still have to clean yourself of the sweat and clean the cum and if your partner on her days the prepare to clean that disgusting shit
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>>37474952
I tried the no-fap/no-porn things. What it made me realize is that I just have zero motivation in general. Even when I hadn't fapped for a month I didn't suddenly start finding the price of real life worth it. I wanted to fuck, but not badly enough to get a job, talk to women, etc. Like how I also want money but not badly enough to get a job, or how I want to not be fat but not badly enough to exercise, etc.
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>>37474952

I'm good looking but a little bit fem. I've had girls hit on me but I never had the confidence to ask them out. I realized I'm a beta bitch, so I started crossdressing. I found a daddy to spend the weekends with. He makes me dress and act like a girl, do chores around the house, and makes me suck and take his dick on command.

Eventually you just have to realize you aren't meant to be a real man.
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>>37474952
>craiglists
only bots and ugly bitches there. plus women get like hundreds of responses for one ad
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>2017
>not volunteering at the abused women's shelter
>not volunteering at local LGBT organizations

I've fucked multiple MILFS, trannies, and bi-sexual girls. Have one chubby cute chick who was homeless living with me right now.
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>>37475155
I'd have to pretend my political beliefs are the opposite of what they are though. I'm a bad liar.
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>Go 3 months without internet/video games/porn
>Having no porn made me not horny anymore
>Didn't have the urge to fap 24/7
>Realize that I didn't have hypersexuality
>Felt much more extroverted than before
>Enjoyed being with people
>Started to visit past friends in the past
>Worked on fixing cars with my dad
>Got a job
>Got a whole new group of friends
>Started to do altruistic acts with people I didn't know
>Volunteered at my local soup kitchen to help the need
>Understood why Chad always feels good all the time
>Everytime I did these acts I felt good with myself
>Everytime I went out with friends, everything went in touch
>I wasn't the "guy who the whole group picks on" anymore
>Talked a lot more and people laughed at my jokes and could relate to me more
>Changed so much that I started to have an identity crisis
>Realize that I have been messing up my dopamine system since childhood
>Playing lots of vidya and shitposting made me socially awkward
>Doing drugs only made me worse until I became completely
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>>37475236

>discussing politics

I'm 30 years old and never discussed politics with anyone in real life. Get over yourself you retarded /pol/tard.
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>>37475300
Really? Because I've had normies bring it up out of the blue. Often. Especially the kind of left-wing ones that you'd find at a women's shelter or LGBT organization. In the course of regular conversation they'll just be "Oh, did you hear about [something Trump or Republicans did]? I can't believe those fucking moronic assholes are getting away with this, how could anyone ever vote for them, blah blah blah"
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>>37475427

>I don't know how to change the subject in a conversation

You're fucking hopeless. Give me your address so I can send you a gun with one bullet so you can end yourself.
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>>37475155
>I've fucked
>trannies

Nothing to be proud of anon. I'd rather be a perma virgin than fuck a tranny.
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>>37475427

Maybe the pseudo intellectual ones but in my experience, regular normies don't bring it up because they couldn't care less.
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>get horny
>can't even get hard anymore
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>>37475155
>men "volunteer" under the guise of humanitarianism
>IRL just trying to sexually take advantage of vulnerable people and succeeding
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>>37475427
>>37475491
>I am too fucking autistic to know how not to reply to a conversation

kys
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>>37475566

>but in my experience, regular normies don't bring it up because they couldn't care less.
>Hurr durr you're autistic because you don't know how to reply

Gee bill, its like you went full retard when you quoted my post.
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>>37474952
>about to fap to porn
>Hear parents yelling at each other downstairs
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>>37475471

>being this retarded

There is nothing hotter than taking a tranny dressed as a guy because he has a normal job, making him dress as a girl, then forcing your dick in his sissy mouth.
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>>37474952
>tfw you jacked off three times in one day and was super depressed the next day
>that was the day a qt girl smiled at you at work and you just looked away and ignored her instead of doing ANYTHING
>got furious with myself, went into the back and started yelling, throwing around plastic crates and punching boxes
>haven't fapped in a few days
>now I've been checking out women without shame, soon I will talk to them
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>>37475749

Sounds pretty gay tbqh.
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>>37475739
>fap anyways
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>>37475564
>women fix their mental problems fucking the guy who helps them
>they could probably doesn't even need help just want a fuck from your local volunteer

not that i not agree with you i wouldn't take advntge but im a contrarian
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>>37474952
Ill timing, but source?
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>>37474952
where can I find the best porn where the bully fucks his victims mother/sister/relative?

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>37474952
Yeah, you have "zero motivation to have sex in real life", that's your problem. Not that you're a depressed, unattractive, mess like the rest of us. I give you a month tops, before you're back beating one out complaining about "roasties" and "Chad".

People like us were not made for this world anon, just accept it and move on.
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>>37476915
higgus was never supposed to get this popular.
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