>you're sitting in your room playing minecraft >she

>you're currently playing Dishonored 2
>Chad has already dishonored her, too

>>37472789
hearty kek

>you're browsing your board in your room alone
>he's growing his gallery saved on his phone

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>you're in your room writing sad frog poetry
>chad here, she's in my room blowin' me

>>37472749
>You right her poems, comparing her to a flower.
>Chad's at her house, giving her a golden shower

>you're calling it quits
>Chad's slapping her tits

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>>37472931
*Write not right
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>you've been reduced to text on a screen
>she thinks chad's cum's great for hair sheen

>unable to cope with the stresses of life, you resort to heroin
>while chad is fucking your oneitis, you push the needle in
>chad rubs her roast with his tip, then pushes it through
>you lie on the floor battling the opioid jew

>you spent your free time in high school playing World of Warcraft
>her roastie lips tighten around Chads large shaft

>>37472749
>you daydream about becoming a part of your oneitis' life
>she stands on the podium with chad, and the preist pronounces them man and wife

>>37472789
kek

>your playing pokemon trying to catch a jigglypuff
>the chad is playing with the pockey monster

>you live in your room
Chad scores that sweet poon

>>37472997
>the priest asks if there are any objections
>afraid to speak up because so used to rejection

>you drink yourself silly all alone,

>Chad fucks her silly and begs for his bone.

>>37472749
>it's been a long time since you naturally smiled
>your oneitis lays in bed with chad, her once pure pussy now defiled

>you stop caring and stop brushing your teeth
>She gives chad a blowjob, awaking him from his sleep

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>>37473124
This one hits a little too close to home anon...

>>37472940
kek, why did I laugh so hard at this?
>>37473022
doesn't rhyme faggot, why is there always that 1 guy...

>>37472749
>you're hearing voices in your head
>she's giggling, curled up next to chad in her bed

>You complain about Chad and wallow in self-pity
>She and Chad look on you with a mixture of disgust, loathing and apathy

>you're a zombie now, the drugs have fucked you up
>you have to take them for schizophrenia
>you lay in bed, feeling ill
>chad came in her, so she's on the pill

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>>37472749
>you try to get in shape and start browsing /fit/
>she's riding chad like her life depends on it

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>you're googling "how to tie noose?"
>chad's blowing loads in her caboose

>you're a hopeless NEET
>Chad's cock is 3 quaters of a feet

>>37473502
>Chads long cock make her cream
>your penis is so small it dribbles on the toilet when you pee

>Chad is kissing, squeezing, fucking, biting, licking and slapping
>Your mother walks in the room without knocking while you're fapping

>you're at home, watching anime
>she's at chad's, wiping his cum away

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>you're downstairs watching telly with mummy
>whilst chad blows loads on your sister's tummy

>>37473154
brush ur teeth, anon

>You sit alone in your room looking at hentai
>Chad is renowned amongst all the girls as 'that guy'

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>you cry in your hands while taking your shits
>Chad puts his cock between her tits

>separated from oneitis by a distance of miles
>chad is holding her hand and enjoying her smiles

kill meeee

>she sits next to you and you think she likes you
>later she goes home and swallows Chads goo

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>you browse this thread with stains on your shirt
>chad sticks his hand all the way up her skirt

>Hickory dickory dock
>the bitch was sucking my cock
>the clock struck two
>I dumped my goo
>and dropped her at the end of the block

>you pull up the covers and cum in the sheets
>chad cums in her roast beef

>your living with your mom still wasting your life
>whilst your former best friend is fucking his hot wife

>you wake up at 5 to get to work
>she looks at Chads morning wood and begins to jerk

>you're thinking about swallowing a load from your gun
>she's thinking about swallowing a load of chad's cum

>you think she desires love and a good relationship, or at least you expect
>in reality all she wants is to be Chads object

>gun in hand, you prepare to end it all
>she's on her knees sucking Chads balls

>you want to mean everything to her
>she's basically a jock sex connoisseur

>you just want to be with her and make her happy, that's your only dream
>but instead she'd rather fuck the football team

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>>37473841
Fuck you roastie

Not surprised that wasn't original

>>37472749
>You collect rare pepes from mongolian calligraphy boards.
>She's sharing Chad with ten other broads.

>>37472749
>you write how she friendzoned you on a greentext
>chad is fucking daisy and your oneitis next

>she shows off her body, shes trying to find a chad
>you introduce yourself to start a conversation, but instead she gets mad

>>37472749
>You're rhyming about what Chad's doing
>Into her mouth Chad's pooing

>so much skin is exposed by the way she's dressed
>if she even says hi you'd be blessed

>chad just convinced her to get a new tattoo
>you just want her to acknowledge you

>you're mmo is costing $10 a week
>She's flossing Chad's pubic hair through her teeth

>You sit at home playing Euro Truck
>She gives Chad an unbelievable suck

>nothing brings you happiness, so all you do is browse 4chan
>she's at a baseball game, while holding Chads hand

>>37474592

best

originabango

>Your fantasizing about liking kids feet
>Chad is licking for the first time your daughter's clit

>it's summer, but you're inside
>so is chad, but only so he can give her a creampie

>you sit at home with a cold one and favourite meal watching The pacific
>this is fine, I actually cant be bothered to give a fuck now

>you've waited so long, and now you have your opportunity
>she's 34, 3 months pregnant, and has 3 tattoos, but sadly she doesn't have herpes immunity

>you play vidya on your pc
>chad shoved his penis in her roastie

>this thread is giving me feels
>chad fucking your oneitis is for reals

>you gave in, and got twitter instagram and Snapchat
>but you're still waiting for a text back

>you watch anime to forget about how your life is so bad
>she exhales, and snuggles up against chad

>you lay down and stare at the ceiling whilst listening to Pink Floyd
>she's bending over to some freak on steroids

>chad points at you, and says something to her and she giggles
>they turn around and under her shirt chad plays with her nipples

>I want to give her everything I can
>she gives all her love to another man

>tonight at her place, that pussy Chad will fill
>while you sit in the dark, browsing theRedPill

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>4chan version of reddit forever alone

fucking pathetic cucks stop thinking about whores, and do something productive with your lives...

>>37475276
only good one tbqh

>you want to be her one and only
>she only wants Chads, leaving you forever lonely
This is my 30th one, sorry I had to vent it's been a long day

>Chad joined the military and went over seas
>Your oneitis misses him and won't except your cummies

>>37475369
I got the idea from the lemon song by Led Zeppelin

>>37472959
Under rated

Origionoly

Would anyone else here actually rather play minecraft and find it to be as immersive and fun as it used to be than have Stacy stroke your dick?

>>37475582
If I was 13 like you and op are then maybe. Just wait till you're in your late 20s then you'll fit in with the rest of us

>you work up the courage to ask her out for some coffee
>still you're too late as chad is fucking her pussy

>>37475641
Well yeah once you're dead inside and the fun is sucked out of everything, or life has browbeaten you into yearning for any level of intimacy to provide you with relief, of course sex is all that's left. I understand.

>>37475710
Not >>37475641
I would assume that most people that stopped played minecraft probably grew out of it. When I was younger I had one friend that I used to play it with almost every other weekend. It was a ton of fun, we used to mod it and everything. We stopped talking and I stopped playing a while ago.

>>37475710
>tfw 22 still not interested in having gf or sex
am i an autist?

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>you're a loser
>chad bought a defuser

>you scratch dried cum off your skin
>Chad is already in

>you sit and play runescape
>chad is cumming on her face

>>37473588
This is too real.

>>37472749
Chad cums on her back
You shove a plug up your crack

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>>37472749
I WANT HANA TO PEE ON ME!!!!

>you get in shape and fall for the self improvement jew
>she still will never love you

>I am ostracized by society, isolated by my peers, everywhere I go it seems people stare and laugh at me
>being around people fills me with anxiety
>every day I think about going on a shooting spree
>the people i hate even turn that into a meme

MY NAME IS DIAMONDMINER74 BUD

AND I AM THE BEST DAMN MINECRAFT PRO YOU'VE EVER SEEN BUD

I'VE HAD SEX WITH MORE WOMEN THAN YOU'VE MET IN YOUR LIFE BUD

43 YEARS OLD AND I'M STILL BANGIN EM OUT BUD

PUTTIN DIAMOND RINGS ON ALL 10 OF HER FINGERS BUD

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW ME GUY

>she won't give up this slutty lifestyle
>I'd give anything just to make her smile

>>37475856
Maybe. But you are also beautiful and the subject of my envy.

>>37476090
Don't call me guy, original friend.

>if she'd only be with me, then she'll regret
>living the slutty lifestyle she had before we met

>into my computer I'm typing these rhymes
>is being the way I am really this much of a crime

>while you're thinking about ways to commit suicide
>on Chad's lap she sits, as she gives him a ride

>>37475899
Is chad a counter-terrorist?

>you study the porn photo
>he bloodies her corn hole
>you handle your now raging meat
>he fondles her hemorrhaging seat
>you cum in your belly button
>she's done in from jelly bottom
>you won't remember this day
>her folks regret her misplay
>there's no moral to this poem
>except a whore'll furnish loam