You've heard of "that kid" threads, now get ready

>That mom who always said "You can't go outside before you eat"
>tfw now it's the other way around

>That dad who was arrested for conspiracy to sell weapons of mass destruction to terrorists and got put away for life

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>too sick for school too sick for video games
completely oregano post

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>>37472395
> THOS3 parents who thought pokemon meant pocket deamon so i was not allowed to play any of the pokemon games until the DS came out and i got pokemon Diamond as my first game
> tfw now that i am an adult i bought a GBA to play all the games i was not allowed to play as a kid in a strict christian household

>That ,,You will sit there until you eat it all!" parents.

>Yu gi oh is a devils game
>rips all my rare cards in front if me.

>>37472395
that single mom that believed her son everything and threatened to sue you cause her son said you called him a jew
which i didnt, tho i wish i did

>be 8-9
>say that something sucks
>someone's mom takes you aside
>she asks you if you know what it means
>realize years later that you were almost raped

>>37472395
>those christian parents who made you go to bed at 8:30

>>37472582
Mind elaborating on that story?

>>37472578
>calling someone jew is an insult
what year is it

>that dad who encouraged you to call your freshly ex gfs mother over the phone about her breaking up with you while you're sobbing your eyes out
I honestly wonder how he ever dated anyone let alone got married in a way that wasn't a direct consequence of careless sex

>>37472609
>n-no, I don't know why sucking is bad
>you mean, suck this?
>ahhhh
>AHHHH~
>o-okay ma'am, I won't say that things that suck are bad

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>>37472673
>freshly ex gfs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jgWWjly2Bx

>>37472730
it was platonic middle school shit, though I can't call myself hugless/kissless

>that parrent who thinks you have flu from vidya
>that parrent who sends you to school when you're injured and bleeding
>that parrent who thought deleting internet explorer icon deletes all internets
>that parrent who thought one potato and one cheapest fish stick was enough for lunch and dinner both
>that parrent who had huge Mercedes, was private businessman and spent every holiday in the cheapest camp thinknig everyone will sleep in the car
>that parrent who hoarded money and never bought anything that wasn't on at least 50% discount

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>those parents who didn't let their kids watch spongebob
>that friends dad that force-fed me deer sausage that I didn't like and still fucks with me about it to this day
>that one parent who absolutely had to know everything about your friends and their parents before you could even think of associating with them outside of school