so you know when you break up with your internet boyfriend for

>>37471359
do you want to talk about it with some hot coco and a hug?

>>37471386
I think I'm good thanks

>>37471447
You seem pretty upset, you sure you don't want anything?
I also got icecream over here.

>>37471386
Fucking thirsty beta faggot looking for the rebound, like a vulture.

>>37471359
he probably never saw you the way you saw him, especially if it was online. sorry anon.

>>37471489
>implying
little kid I get more ass then a toilet seat, now you shut your fat ass up and chew on your mtn dew dorito flavoured fat bulbs like the disgusting pig you are i'll MMA you any time and make sure to kick all your teeth out and rip your toungue out so you can never consume that shit ever again i'll rip your gut out and leave you in the gutter while the vultures rip apart your eyes but i bet you can't even get outside the god damn door you got to hire a wrecking ball company to smash the wall to get outside

>>37471566
This is proof people who act nice are the worst people.

>>37471566
>not copypasta
try and conceal your autism better next time.

>>37471479
nop I'm still fine thanks
well actually I do like ice cream

>>37471489
Why do you even care

Coffee

>>37471489
What the fuck were you expecting huh?

>>37471627
>>37471599
shishishi, I wonder if you guys actually believe I'm being serious here or if you actually realize i'm just empty inside.
I feel nothing anymore, these words you are reading come with a sigh and a imaginary tear.
anyways, it was nice duking it out with you have a good one

>>37471633
What's your favorite flavour?

Mine's strawberry/raspberry

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>>37471359
What the fuck?
>tfw no yandere gf
>mfw people treat yandere gfs badly instead of grooming them into lifelong loyal sexslaves

>>37471566
Good post lmao

>>37471658
don't drop character anon
>>37471677
vanilla

>>37471359
Yeah seventh time is always the worst

>>37471850
Vanilla huh?
Well did you know vanilla and strawberry mix very well together ;))))?

>>37471901
put berries in my ice cream I will fucking end you bitch, I don't eat shit grown from the GMO earth or I'd have gynocomastia like you, Monsanto doesn't touch the tropics and everyone like me who holds share knows not to consume that mutated Floridian filth or else resign our DNA to be that of an old woman by the virile age of thirty three. take your evangelical strawberryism somewhere else, we keep pure.

>>37472111
uh,
go vegan?

>>37471359
I-I want to make a qt internet gf.. Look past my autism and I'm pretty cool..

DD#9322

I've always fantasised about having a slightly obsessive GF who is a bit jealous and loves doing things with just us. She probably doesn't like people that much but clings to me and we do everything together and we fuck all the time and we make up for eachother's crippling mental issues.

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>>37471359
>internet boyfriend
>roleplay
Why am I 99% sure you're a boy?

>>37472148
na I like meat but coconut milk ice cream is bretty good desou

>>37472245
who is who anymore
i'm confused

>>37472222
>slightly
Why not go full obsessive, 100% dependence on you for everything. Batshit insane dependency. No friends, just you. And she always adores you and wants to talk. Hypersexual always grabbing for your dick. Hugging you always, licking your face and biting your arms just to have MORE of you.

It won't ever be real unless actual androids are invented that can mimic humans perfectly.

>>37472286
I'm trying to be realistic here and I think 100% dependence would be a bit too much because I can barely even take care of myself and I'm fundamentally an excessive introvert so spending too much time with people drives me crazy

>>37472286
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
I NEED SOMEONE LIKE THIS

>>37472222
discord
>>37472264
hush

>>37472362
vegan bitch i never wanted you anyway if u dont like berrys FUCKING ROASTIE SCUM KYS!!!!!!!!!!

>>37472362
Wu#1449