>tfw if America was under Sharia Law I would have a harem

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>>37470335
You know Islam was made for people like us, right?

>>37470335
THE JUUUUUUUUUUUUS

>>37470335
Because they'd make us suicide bomb first for not being born muslim, and then we'd get arrested by the religious police for failing to follow every single obscure authoritarian law.

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>>37470390
>for not being born muslim
We can always convert. It's not like Judaism where your mother must be Jewish or whatever. They only hate those that are against them. Also, they would have no need to bomb if America became muslim.

>>37470335
Think about this:
Why does ISIS exist? Why is ISIS allowed to continue existing?

>>37470416
Cough cough shia vs sunni.

>>37470841

Mostly to spread fear to americans. Specifically old americans. It's all a scam to keep us afraid and complacent while the government strips our rights out from under us while we nod and say yes to the vigorous buttfucking. NOT MUH AMURIKA.

>>37470335
You could always become a Mormon or join your local Christian cult.

>>37470841
Now now let's not start asking too many questions goy.

>>37470898
no, do you think anyone actually gives a shit about the American population?