>Happy birthday, Anon! You got lots of presents this year,

>>37469507
Yeah lemme get a haircut like that and I'll think about it

Fuck his boipucci instead for trying to assert dominance over me.

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gorget

>>37469507
Give him a kiss and say "but you're the only gift here"

>>37470268
he would blush like a little anime girl if you say that

>>37469507
The only way you should respond, with jumper cables, a car battery, duct tape, and a chair. Shock the gay right out of him.

>>37469507
I'm not entirely convinced you're even an age that wouldn't get me v&, can you show me some ID before any kissing happens?

>>37470374
*draws down on you*
time to ride the wyoming express, my friend

>>37469507
>How do you respond?
kiss him of course

>>37470425
I'd rather get shot than not make fun of you for being a faggot.

>>37470318
That's pretty cute anon, I guess we could share a piece of cake afterwards

>>37469507
I'd probably do it out of happiness, because nobody actually wished me happy birthday.

>>37471439
Happy late or early birthday anon I hope you have a wonderful day

>>37469507
It actually is my birthday soon
>tfw no boy to birthday kiss me

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>tfw no bf thats that qt
I'd smash that ass in moments and then cuddle him all night

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>tfw found cute, passable trap bf that has a great ass, good taste in vidya, sweet, shy demeanor, never had a bf/gf before that wants my dick
>tfw not sure if gay anymore since I still think about vagina and having kids all the time

Why is God so cruel?

>>37474355
>tfw no tsundere bf that bites at my underwear

The best present you could give me is not having to kiss you.

>>37474850
do you really wanna break that boy's heart by saying that

just kiss him and move on

>>37469507
Legit stab him with a knife because faggots freak me out, hen take bath to make sure I wash away all of his dirty disgusting fag blood off me

Jesus, just looking at that picture make me want to curb stomp him. Fuck you OP for posting that thing

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>>37469507
And there I thought kissing you was my present.
I'm content with kissing you and I don't need anything else. This is my best birthday ever.

>>37474355
Vaffanculo

kiss him on the cheek

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>>37469507
>Grab his hand
>Move closer to him
>Look down
>Whisper "come with me" in his ear
>kiss him on the cheek
>Lead him away by the hand
>Get into an isolated area
>Kiss him while I reach into my backpack
>Pull out a hammer and beat his brains in
>Completely destroy the front half of his head
>Become a vagabond on the run questioning the will of doing whats fun in the moment vs doing whats not a complete violation of the iron law.

>>37469507
I would beat the shit out of that disgusting trap and tell it to get out of my house.

>>37469507
I would kiss him and not care about presents

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>had hair like OP (albeit flatter)
>got a cut last week
>asked for a small trim to even things out
>they butchered my hair and cut it way too fuckin short

>>37476474
Show us Anon :3

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>>37476557
I'd be willing to send through discord
I'll send an older pic though because i really really hate my new cut

>>37474804
>tfw no qt trap bf to smell your dick

>>37476597
Ok you wanna post discord? Or send your discord to [email protected] great throwaway email name, I know

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>>37476787
Sent :3
Origiajmaijandlinal

>>37476861
NO FAIR I WANT TO SEE AS WELL

>>37477084
No pls I wanna feel special ;-;

>>37469507
fuck off faggot and leave

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>>37469507

I'm not a fan of materialistic gifts anyway.
You can keep them, gayboy.

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>>37476474
>had similar hair but fluffier
>mother wanted to give me a trim
>fucks it up
>had to buzz it all off
I hate haircuts.

>>37476716
>>37474804
Why not just have male friends

>>37477787
what makes you think a straight male friend will let me bury my nose in his balls without feeling gay?
I need a qt bf for that

>>37477870
It's a pretty big leap to have no friends and then go for the most exclusive and frugal types of men

>>37477787
>Why not just have male friends
I'm a robot

It's easier to find some horny boy who wants to cum inside me than someone who unironically likes my dry personality

>>37469507
What a qt
Bet he's got a thicc pale butt

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I'm bi so I"d give him a kiss no big deal but I don't find him attractive at all.

>>37469507
>"Too bad I'm going to unwrap one now."
>reach my hands under his shirt and pull it off
>give him a kiss on the lips and slowly slip my tongue through before pushing him against a wall
>pull down his pants and have him suck on my fingers as we frot for a minute or so
>turn him around and lube him up before going to town on his boipucci
>both of us cum
>both of us notice that we did this in full view of everyone
>poker face.jpg

>>37469507
Fuck off faggot, get back to your parade