Would you be willing to become sterile in exchange for 2 extra

No but i'd be willing to become sterile for the opposite.

I'd be willing to become sterile for free. And I don't really want 2 more inches, 8 is too much. Could I go sterile and get 1 inch more. IMO 7 inches is perfect length. Noticeably above average but small enough to still work with pretty much any girl in any position.

Can I save some jizz before becoming sterile, so later if I wanna have my own kid I still can? If so then yes, if not then no

>>37466614
To lose 2 inches of vagina width?

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>>37466594
Nah, 9 inches is nignog tier

>>37466594

Wtf is this picture orig

>>37466594
What is that shit?

sure, i have 3 siblings so the family name is safe

>>37466968
>>37466963
looks like the inside to of a skull I think

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>>37466963
>>37466968
I too want to know the answer. Cause that sure as fuck aint right.

>>37466594
Hell yeah, fuck having kids I'd rather adopt one, save some poor kids life.
I'm avg right now with above avg thickness so adding 2 inches would be god tier dick status

Can I add that to girth instead?

Cause I'd add it to girth so I can gape some female holes.

>>37466594
no point if ill never use it

>>37466594
>bigger dick
>become sterile
What's the catch?

>>37467000
Adopting kids as a man is pretty much impossible. Good luck with that.

>>37466594
Would rather have the girth. Nothing worse than a pencil dick.

>>37467035
I meant if I ever found a wife
which is like .5% likelihood of happening

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>>37466986
ARE YOU FUCKING USING EDGE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG NIGGER DIE DIE DIE DIE
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ADBLOCK THERE ARE NO EXTENTIONS THE UI LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DESIGNED BY A 90 YEAR OLD HIPSTER
YOUR FUCKING DATA IS BEING ASS BLASTED BY MICROJEW
EREEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFFFDDDDDDDD

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>>37466963
Maybe a turtle shell with the turtle removed?

>>37466594
>Pros(?)
9 inch penis
>Cons
It will look like a needledick without additional girth
Surgery freaks me out
Sterility is a big trade off, if I were ever normie enough to be in situations where my dick size mattered I would want kids eventually
9 inch dick, even if girth were proportionate then I would never be able to deep dick most girls, would also constantly have to adjust my dick, nah.

Sure, I could always freeze some sperm before. And having children while women and laws being what they are today seems alike to cutting your fingers off anyway

>>37466594
never want kids anyways, not too sure about wanting 2 inches either but id take 1 inch

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>>37467076
>edge
are you retarded? that is firefox

>>37466929
Do you know if freezing your jizz is expensive?

>>37468037
Should be relatively free. Just wank into the fridge.
You even make some ice lollies out of it.

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>>37466594
hell yeah. don't worry honey, I'm sure if we keep trying you'll get pregnant eventually

>>37466594
>finally have big dick
>no chance of producing tiny autismos
I fail to see a downside

>>37468127
> she actually becomes pregnant

>>37466594
>would you improve your life drastically with no downside?

yes...?

I would I even care about it? I only use it for peeing and masturbating. Having a longer penis would not emprove any of these processes.

>>37468604
> Why would I
Fixed.

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>>37467076
organic post

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>>37466963
>>37466968
>>37466983
>>37467409
>>37466986

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teratoma

>>37468649
>a teratoma will contain no organs but rather one or more tissues normally found in organs such as the brain, thyroid, liver, and lung.
It's like it's trying to come alive

>>37466594
Yes, but I'd do it for free as well.

>>37466594
I already have a vasectomy, I never want kids so yes I'd definitely go sterile.

>>37468668
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teratoma
>CT showing a teratoma of the ovary: fatty formation with a smooth boundary, with a dense part, possibly a tooth.
>possibly a tooth
Horrifying.

>>37468539
>man gets a vascetomy
>woman still gets pregnant
>man laughs and calls her a slut; he knows she's cheated and the babby isn't his
>woman calls him out for lying
>woman goes to her lawyer and gets a doctor to say that vascetomies aren't 100% babby proof
>man is still forced to raise the kid/pay child support
>requests for paternity test are refused
Such is life.

>>37466594

Nah, 3" would still be micropenis territory.

>>37469514
(source needed)

orginolaloflo

>>37469015
>vasectomy
Does it mean there is no cum after you fap? Is anything different?

>>37468649
>fetus in fetu
Good god, what the fuck. There is NOTHING after death. We are NOTHING.

>>37466594
>get 9 inch length but still only have 5 inch girth
fucking stupid

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>>37466594
>be dicklet
>might be nice to get extra 2 inches
>be gay bottom
>realise it doesn't matter either way

>>37470121
What if your dick got shorter but your ass could become pregnant?

>>37466594
Fuck yes are you kidding me
I've thought about getting a vasectomy anyway

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>>37469045
>People can randomly grow teeth in their organs but scientists can't figure out how to regrow teeth after they've fallen out

>>37470314
>they figure it out
>accidentally make teeth grow on your eyeball

>>37470314
They probably can but keep in mind that people are really, really squeamish.

If the doctor told you that he could replace your missing teeth with brand new, real teeth BUT you had to grow them inside you in a small tumour sac next to your kidneys, would you be up for that?
They'll have to cut it out and harvest the teeth later. And then they'll have to implant those in your mouth.

Sure, I have literal autism, so I shouldn't really be having kids anyway.

>>37469754
not who you are responding to, but also got a vas a few years ago. nothing changes other than the sperm doesn't come out in ejaculate fluid. sperm already only make a tiny amount of your cum.

>>37466986
>>37466983
>>37466968
>>37467409
>>37468649
It is absolutely the inside of a skull. The fibrous looking area (which I think is what confused cystic teratoma anon) is just the falx cerebri. They don't look quite as fibrous in person but my god it can be a struggle pulling the skull away from the brain.

yes: calvarium removal at autopsy...had to do in med school/residency...