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>be me >wanted to become a normie >worked out at home

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>be me
>wanted to become a normie
>worked out at home for a year (not going to the gym because stranger danger)
>actually have six pack and muscles
>problem is, I am white as fuck so it's hard to see my six pack
>too scared to go to the beach to get a tan (again, social anxiety)
Literally worked out for an entire year and that is the only thing that stops me from getting a chad body. The fucking tan. I want to become a failed normie, I don't want to stay a fucking robot.
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>>37466485
>>worked out at home for a year
You wasted a year, retard. Muscles are a meme. It won't get you pussy.
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at least you are healthy and fit, anon. better than most of the people here. congrats. be proud of your achievement this year; most people here spend their days jacking off, playing overwatch and jacking off to overwatch porn.
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>>37466558
/fit/ told me it will
>>37466628
I've done that too. And I am not even a good player.
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>>37466485
P post pics and tutorials pls
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>>37467592
Being /fit/ won't get you girls, it will get girls to notice you more, meaning you won't have to make the first move. You'll always need to put effort into getting them though, even chads need to talk to girls for a bit before kissing them.

As for the six pack, did you diet too? I've been working out for 6 months and haven't got abs because I can't stop eating like shit.
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>>37466485
>too scared to go to the beach to get a tan

You know the sun is everywhere, right?
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>>37466485
fuck off Chad now go and fuck off
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>>37468934
Well where should I go then? Where can I be shirtless without people around me?
>>37468850
Dieting was the easy part.
>look up online how many calories do you burn a day
>start counting calories
>panic everytime you eat too much calories
>develop an eating disorder
>lose weight
It's easy desu.

>>37468955
>Chad
I can't get girls and I probably take more psychological meds than you.
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>>37466485
I know it can be difficult to do new things for the first time but when you actually do it you will see that its not scary at all and you got this.
I have agoraphobic tendencies and I get like this with things like going to the park and stuff. If you just get over that initial fear im sure you can get a nice tan.
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>>37469152
>i cant get girls
You cant get girls because you're scared. If you really do look chad-ish now, you will notice that women sperg out infront of good looking guys just like guys do around girls. You have nothing to be scared of IF you really are attractive. On top of that looking good lets you get away with autistic shit much easier as women and people in general see it as "dorky" and "cute". If you look like a creep, autism will be viewed as creepy and worrying. My advice to robots, especially those with decent faces, is to get fit. The confidence boost is amazing. You take out 80% of your competition just by looking the way you do. You have a productive hobby. It will take your mind off of degenerate activities like anime hopefuly. And you will have something to strive towards, giving you at least some purpose.

t. robot to chad
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>>37469152
>I can't get girls and I probably take more psychological meds than you.
just go outside and be yourself and fuck off chad
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>>37466485
go to a tanning salon then you fucking normie
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>>37466485
what workout do you do?
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>>37466485
just go to a sunbed then
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>>37466485
it's not hard to see a six pack on pale skin unless you have poor eyesight

tanning will make you age like shit

but getting a spray tan isn't a bitch thing to do anymore lol even body builders get them
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theres no way you actually have a decent body only working out at home for a year anyway
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>>37471429
not op but
>started a body weight routine 6 months ago
>quickly got too easy so I started supplementing the workouts with a huge backpack filled with 100 pounds of sand and a weight vest and doing harder versions of the workouts
>got diet in check
>have put on around 15 pounds of muscle in that time, getting stretch marks on arms
>people who I hadnt told were asking if I had been working out after only 3 or so months
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>literally going to buy weights and bench press today with dad

In a few years I'll be Chad, how many inches can I expect to grow in my first year? I'd settle for being 6 foot
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>>37471198
>tanning will make you age like shit

When will this meme end? I bet all the anons ITT don't get their Vitamin D directly from sunlight, they probably take gummy goyim capsules.
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