>attend the #15 college in the United States >3.8 GPA >can't

what is the #15 college
what is your major

>>37462716
Notre Dame
Business Analytics

>>37462734
Welcome to the real world. You need to apply for way more before you get something.

>>37462702
>>37462734
stupid nigger. Notre Dame isn't even #15 its Northwestern now. Notre dame is #13

why not just fucking lie and pretend you have experience in minimum wagecuckery? don't mention your background of going to a high ranked college, you'll just make the hiring manager insecure along with the fact that he thinks you'll leave anyway.

>>37462734
No one knows what the fuck that major is, man. There's a major for accounting and finance and you don't take it yet you feel entitled to job security? If you did finance from an elite school you'd make a lot of money.

>>37462734
dumb shit major at loser college
never even heard of that clown college before

>>37462702
Get down to the grotto and pray for a job. Light a candle for me senpai.

every job I have ever got was through a friend. education is a meme. all that matters is networking. even if you don't do shit, you can get a job not doing shit for decent pay if you know the right person.

>>37462702

For a summer job, nobody gives a fuck about your GPA; in fact, you probably come across as an unsufferable twat.

>>37463083
Do you know where you are faggot? None of us have friends. Normie scum get OUT

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Anon, you are no longer considered as under qualified, but as overqualified. Boomers and kikes don't want to pay you what your education is worth, so they don't bother hiring you. While before your education they refused to hire you because you lacked experience.

>>37463132
his major is retarded though

Do you really think this guy can do analytics?

>>37463035
>tfw thinking about getting into buisness analytics

how fucked am I?

>>37463218
Do finance you retard. That is, if you go to a good school. Do you think anyone knows what business analytics is? How many times have you heard someone you know who is successful say they majored in business analytics?

>>37463204
Probably not, but that is irrelevant for a minimum wage job. An potential employer should see he got into Notre Dame and be giddy to hire a competent individual for the summer. But instead he is shunned.

I know his feels exactly as I have also failed to get a summer job thus far. Coming off back-to-back dean's list semesters in the History Department of a well-respected school. Getting to the point in the summer where no one will bother hiring me for such a short amount of time. My parents will support me no matter what and it is that support that eats away at me as I provide nothing for them. Just a monetary blackhole.

I don't know why but I always get a job instantly (shitty jobs with no requirements). They always give me it on the spot. I haven't failed an interview yet.

>>37462702
Are you retarded? You have to apply to at least 50 places to get 2 interviews.

>>37463255
How do you retards have problems getting jobs? That's pathetic as fuck. You go to college for the sole purpose of getting a job, otherwise you leave with enormous debt. Major in something that is marketable, dumbfuck. It's one thing to go to a prestigious school, why not couple that with a prestigious major? I'm only a 3rd year and I get paid double the federal minimum wage.

>dean's list
this is very easy to get into, in fact there is no point in going to school unless you get on the dean's list consistently. and you're a history major, just fuck off man. you're not marketable so you're not getting hired.

I mean yeah you "deserve" to get a minimum wage job because that's what you're qualified for. But there are people with work experience who they can hire instead, they can pick and choose who they want. While you squandered your life on a worthless subject of academia, other people built up a real resume that attracts employers.

>>37462702

I don't want to hire people who are just on for the summer, I want the lifers.

t. minimum wage hiring guy

>>37463362
This is why you have to lie and say you will stay forever but just quit after 3 months.

>>37463356
I plan on becoming a teacher. I just want a minimum wage job for over the summer. Only summer job I ever managed to get was through my father, and because NY banned fracking it's gone now.

>>37463494
There's no reason why you can't get a tutor job easily if you say you're trying to be a teacher.

>>37462734
>bachelors
>picks some niche major for retards who want to be in sales but can't talk to people or manage their own projects
>surprised he's unemployed
you should literally just say that you did finance in college. i doubt anyone will check for a bachelors degree anyway, but you still are going to have to get certified or an mba to get a real job.

gpa is shit. what did you actually do that earns you a place at those companies? try again, faggot.

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>>37463356
>Major in something that is marketable, dumbfuck.
I'm not that guy but your major is not some kind of saving grace that people make it out to be. Every person I worked with in retail had some kind of engineering or science degree, it was pretty insane. There are a ton of people with arts degrees who end up in jobs making more than STEM grads, and there are arts and STEM grads working at Starbucks for 10 bucks an hour. It's obviously a wide spectrum on both ends and ultimately it comes down to personal ability and networking, and that's why I generally think it's better that people major in something that interests them even if it's not as marketable as say a Civil Engineering degree, because they'll have more incentive to put themselves out there if they enjoy it, and those connections lead to jobs etc etc

>>37463566
>There are a ton of people with arts degrees who end up in jobs making more than STEM grads
>uses reddit as reference
You have to go back.

>>37463566
>retail workers with engineering degrees
from community college? there's no spectrum on this shit my dude, actual engineers are in high demand almost everywhere in the western world, and they likely had to compete for a small number of spots in the engineering program to begin with, so it's not like they are a common job seeker. you could have lied just as easily about doctors working in barbershops. they would literally make more money sitting on unemployment and doing random contracts once in a while, retard.

>>37463566
>Every person I worked with in retail had some kind of engineering or science degree, it was pretty insane.
They were probably losers. In my personal opinion most STEM majors are shit besides engineering or CS. For example Bio is kinda shit without med school. If you have a good GPA in engineering with internships, you will get a job if you keep looking. If you're a shit tier retard who scraped by, you will be fucked. Not all people who major in a good degree will do well in life. I never said it guarantees anything.

>There are a ton of people with arts degrees who end up in jobs making more than STEM grads
Anecdotal evidence is absolutely meaningless. Look at the unemployment rates of art faggots. The successful ones don't make it a good thing to study. You can apply that to acting or theater too. It's a shit degree. If someone got an acting gig with it, it doesn't make it a good major, it makes that person a go getter or insanely lucky or talented.

For that matter, I never said STEM is the absolute best. I am partial to accounting/actuarial studies for job security. I also like finance for earning potential. Engineering is good, but guarantees nothing. I never implied STEM majors are all winners. I'd say most are losers. When you decide on your major, look at the future job market growth for it. That's what matters.

Want to know an underrated major? Nursing. We are always in demand for that, and the pay isn't too shabby.

Academic rather than vocational pursuits are more often than not completely useless.

>>37463661
let me add onto this for all the young people who are clueless: trade school is GOOD

Welding is a very good profession for example. We do not value academics as much as people who can produce for the economy. A nerd with a degree and no experience is useless. Don't be fucking deceived into believing everyone needs a college degree. Most people with a college degree are fucked beyond repair. If you're studying something marketable, do it. If you don't know what you're doing with your life stick to trades or community college and get certification.

>>37462734

As someone who has hired and fired a shit load of people, here's some cold facts of life, OP.

>Bachelor's mean nothing
Unless you are aiming for a low skill job in whatever field you are shooting for these are completely worthless. Everyone wants a masters because Bachelors are so fucking common in any field that asks for a degree. Even if all they want is a Bachelors then you are going to need specialist certifications.

>College choice matters very little
As long as you didn't go to a diploma mill or community college no one is going to care where your degree came from unless they went there. This is the reason Frats exist. The best schools in the country tend to be smaller liberal arts campuses these days, I bet you can't name 3 and neither can your recruiter.

>3.8 GPA
No one gives a shit about this. Did you get your degree? That's all I care about. I'm more interested in attendance awards.

>Business Analytics
Do not call if this. It sounds like horseshit. Pick up your diploma and read what the generic title is. If it's business than that's great.

>applying to jobs

Aim low sunshine. Apply at Wal-mart or some other store just as a stocker for a bit. You need some actual work experience. If you had good attendance or volunteer work push this. You could be the best whatever in the world, but I want someone who is willing to always be there when I need you.

I'm sorry your parents fetishised college, OP. Because most degrees are completely fucking worthless these days. There's just way too many and, worse yet, they no longer give any hint of the quality of individual who has them. It's far more prudent to join a business, work your way up and if you NEED to get a degree to advance then take night courses. When I look at a resume and I see some 25 year old kid with 5+ years of management and relevant experience I'm picking him over some faggot who quotes his GPA at me every day of the week.

This does not apply to Medical and Law degrees.

>>37463751
>Do not call if this. It sounds like horseshit.
I thought so too. A retarded degree name will obviously look bad to employers. Some guy the other day said he was considering "Applied Computing" instead of computer science. he didn't believe me and is probably on a road to unemployment now.

>>37463751
>community college
What if I transferred after my AA?

>>37463247
too much of a brainlet for finance and too many normies

>>37463751
but why should we apply to wal-mart and other minimum wage jobs if we are getting a degree? sounds like a waste of time desu im in my senior year of college and never had a job. glad i never wasted my time.

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>anon just major in STEM and don't forget to b urself :^)

>>37463848

List your bachelor scool. Most employers aren't going to care and it gives you more resume space.

There's another tip. If your resume is more than a page throw it in the fucking trash. If you don't have 15+ years of relevant experience and you hand me a multiple page resume I'm going to show it to my co-workers and laugh.

>>37463866
First, source. Second, how is it a bad thing to have a STEM degree and not work in STEM?

t. STEM working in non-STEM (finance)

>>37463924
>source
http://spectrum.ieee.org/at-work/education/the-stem-crisis-is-a-myth
>how is it bad
I didn't say it was bad... if you're happy doing what you're doing then that's good, but I'd imagine a lot of people don't feel as happy about where they ended up

>>37463661
>They were probably losers
yeah probably some of them depending on what you mean by "loser" but I feel like the losers in STEM are exactly the kind of people who would listen to your advice and major in something that has good market value but no personal attachment to them. The STEM winners don't need to be told to wisely pick a major, they pick what they're good at and that happens to be math and science in most cases. People should major in what they can be successful at, even if it means risking being unemployed they can at least say they picked what they were best at

>>37463969
>I'd imagine
Indeed you'd imagine. It's quite common for STEM people to go into all sorts of different business in the end. Why do you think they would regret it? I certainly don't. I'm happy with my finance job, I get a nice 6 figure salary and the work is interesting.

>>37464053
what exactly did you major in STEM

>>37463859
that's just an excuse for being lazy. if you study and go to lecture you will be fine.
>>37463863
because you're a retard that doesn't have experience and no one wants you
>>37463924
good for you man
>>37464030
I never said STEM is marketable necessarily. Being a good engineer and CS major makes you marketable.

>People should major in what they can be successful at, even if it means risking being unemployed they can at least say they picked what they were best at
no honestly those retards shouldn't go to school. if you were tricked by hs counselors and told you have to go to college, you're sorely mistaken. do not go to college to get a bad degree unless your parents are rich. just do trades or something. STEMfags weren't fucked over because they fell for the stem meme, they fell for the college meme.

>>37464053
>Why do you think they would regret it? I certainly don't.
I don't care much about your personal situation, and because you keep relating it back to how happy and content you are with where you ended up, I get a slight sense that you're actually a little defensive and insecure about it, but maybe I'm wrong. After all, the real engineers who actually build and design shit probably look down on finance scum

> It's quite common for STEM people to go into all sorts of different business in the end
sure, some of them. but 11.4+ million of them? nope

>>37464086
>because you're a retard that doesn't have experience and no one wants you
excuse you but my gpa is 3.9. i have been on the deans and presidents list since my freshman year, and joined many clubs. i do not see how having experience working at mcdonalds or wal-mart will help me get hired as a STEM major. are you stupid?

>>37464064
Physics.
>>37464108
>all this projecting
I made a conscious decision to switch to finance and haven't looked back. Why are you this negative about the whole thing? I still get to build and design cool shit, just in the financial world.

>>37464108
You look equally insecure man. What did you study and where are you in life? I'm not even in defense of stem, just your attitude is bad.

>>37464142
>excuse you but my gpa is 3.9. i have been on the deans and presidents list since my freshman year
Haha fucking retard. Getting on the dean's list is what you're supposed to do you brainlet moron. Doesn't mean anyone wants to hire you. I love these stupid little undergrad pieces of shit who think the world owes them something for majoring in something worthless. If you were useful enough of a human being to get a job, you would have one by now.

>and joined many clubs
And how does this make you employable, retard?

>STEM major
>those fucking retards who say they're in stem but won't actually reveal their major
STEM is a branch of disciplines you fucktard. There's no such thing as majoring in stem. Even the retards who study garbage don't say "I major in humanities." They just say their actual major. You're pathetic and cowardly for being too afraid to say your degree.

> i do not see how having experience working at mcdonalds or wal-mart will help me
Because you won't get hired as a stem major. You will be working at mcdonald's if you're really lucky unless your 3.9 is in engineering or CS. Which is unlikely because 1) engineers never stop bragging about it. 2) you're clearly too stupid to study something real

>>37464148
>just your attitude is bad.
hey friendo, I think you should go back to that website, the one where you came from. The one that starts with the letter R

>>37464145
> Why are you this negative about the whole thing?
? All I did was throw up an infograph

>I made a conscious decision to switch to finance and haven't looked back.
You said you were "STEM working in non-STEM". Finance isn't STEM, and you're not STEM just because you took a thermodynamics class one time for half a semester

>>37464236
Nice deflection you pathetic insecure cuck. Now answer the question. What did you study and what are you doing in life? I love how loser neets participate in discussions yet have no experience in anything.

>inb4 the cuck dodges the question yet again

>>37464263
>failed normie REEEEE's when I tell him his STEM degree isn't worth shit
kil urself

>>37464236
Why all this raging buttmad projecting? You are completely, utterly wrong. I wonder, if I were to correct you, what flimsy excuse would you use next time? You have some unhealthy compulsion to be negative about everything.

>>37464223
listen fucktard i am majoring in cs with a minor in cyber security, why does it matter? anything in STEM is better than 90% of majors. stop projecting your ignorant personality onto me. my point is that you say we should work at wal-mart and shit, for fucking what faggot i should be keeping my gpa up instead of working with normies and getting stressed for 8 bucks an hour.

and being in clubs counts are extra-curriculum and shows i am a well-rounded student. also not everyone gets into the deans list so yes it is a fucking accomplishment i can put on my resume asshole! now i would really like to see what you have to reply now faggot you just got BTFO.

>>37462734
Fuck I laughed out loud

Man this board is hilarious

>>37464288
>You are completely, utterly wrong.
kek, wow faggot you really don't want to give up that precious STEM title. Are all finance retards like this? Okay you're right you're right, you're a special STEM guy. Happy?

>>37464285
High school dropout being an expert on degrees: the post.

>>37464347
>have physics degree
>decide to change careers at one point and work in finance

STEM working in non-STEM. I don't see how that can be any more clear. Why are you claiming that I "took a thermodynamics class one time for half a semester"? It's more than clear you are a NEET with no understanding of education or careers.

Now will you admit that you were wrong? Or will you double down on the stupid?

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>>37464295
>he has absolutely no experience and yet he thinks he will amount to anything in life

kek, you're in for a rude awakening soon little retard. have you even interned? if not you're beyond fucked.

>my point is that you say we should work at wal-mart and shit
I never said anyone should work at walmart retard. Maybe you should though because that's where you'll end up. My first job in college paid me 15 bucks an hour.

>and being in clubs counts are extra-curriculum and shows i am a well-rounded student.
Kek what a fucking retard. He thinks the shit that helped him in college apps is valuable in the real world.

>i can put on my resume asshole!
I was in a club, therefore hire me please. Kek.
>I'm a well rounded student

>you just got BTFO
and yet you have to convince me of that. Good luck in the job market, future neet of america.

>>37464337
I don't get what is so funny. Im not even op.

It's a decent school and a practical major.

>>37464295
Chill bro don't give us netsec guys a bad rep, leave the normies to fight over the crumbs

>>37464388
>have to intern to get an internship

Solve that problem big boy.

CHECK AND MATE BITCH!!!

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>>37464388
>>37463751
>Aim low sunshine. Apply at Wal-mart or some other store just as a stocker for a bit. You need some actual work experience. If you had good attendance or volunteer work push this. You could be the best whatever in the world, but I want someone who is willing to always be there when I need you.
>inb4 durrrr that wasnt me!
your typing style is very easy to spot. interning is one thing, but you legit suggest we get a job at wal-mart to get experience. experience in fucking what? stocking yogurt and diapers? yeah, that's sure gonna help me code later on. you're probably underage and not even done with hs yet, so whatever. also clubs help with networking at least. what do you have to say to that? you act like you are oh so smart and know everything about how people will end up. ill call you in two years when im making 100k fresh out of college.
>>37464446
im sorry. i'll stop now but someone had to put this guy in his place.

>>37464447
it helps to not be a fat shut in neet with nothing to put on a resume

there's no such thing as being well rounded and never having a job before you graduate. to get an internship it's good to start somewhere. I never worked minimum wage tho, the lowest I was paid was double min. wage

>>37464505
make 100k out of college then, kiddo. no one's stopping you.

>>37464142
Dude, work isn't like school. Flipping burgers or stocking shelves means you know what it's like to:
- show up on time every morning
- listen to a boss
- solve problems as they arise ("some autist shat in the vegetable aisle")
- deal with coworkers (that fucker Clark always understocks the pasta)

Unless you get a "career" in academia or get that rockstar researcher job, you'll use not even 5% of what they taught you in school.

I'm an engineering physicist, I haven't solved a differential equation, curled a vector field, or tuned a PID controller since getting out of school.

I tried to get industry jobs for the summer, always failed. I was a mailman my two last summers. My grades were mediocre. My first employer liked my attitude, said "well, you've graduated, that's what counts, and you have some work experience".

>>37464370
>physics
Science. Technology. Engineering. Mathematics.

Sorry pal, no Physics in sight. Are you done posting now?

>>37464547
Oh yeah, addendum - every now and then we get some fuck from Academia who decided the pay was too shit. They know their one single thing (e.g. punch out algorithms) but they're clueless about everything else. They're slow, they can't adapt to others, they can't compromise.

"Oh but this algorithm works in 100% of any imaginable case" - yeah we don't care, we need to deliver something on time which does what the customer needs, your exotic edge cases will never even come up in the production environment, and if they do, we have contracts and legal and shit to deal with that, while you punch out a bug fix.

Love it or hate it but that's the game.

>>37464603
physics is a science jesus christ kill yourself alredy

>>37464690
You're feeding a troll. There is no way someone can actually be that stupid.

>>37464547
well thats what internships are for, dont you think? it will be more useful than making a frappachino for stacy at minimum wage. i have nothing against interning, but it is dumb to suggest we work as wagecucks for experience. also, students that work while going to school have horrible grades so it will only hurt in the long run

>>37464690
Nah, I don't think I will. I think I'll find me a nice hot honey and have 10 kids with her, and have your wagecuck tax dollars come to me so I can support my family, and maybe I'll even have a little bit of extra money to purchase a nice Mazda Miata with custom gear shocks and a 10-cylinder engine, painted Royal Blue on the outside

>>37464746
Get an internship then retard. Btw, I never said you have to work mimimum wage. I never worked a menial job in my life. I only said that you should get work experience. But I assume that's all you qualify for and will be able to get. You're free to do whatever you want though, but the job market is competitive and chances are your resume will be thrown in the trash or they'll inquire about why you were a lazy unemployed faggot for more than 2 decades of your life then boot you out the door.

>>37464748
Jesus dude. How old are you, like 12?

>>37464919
working at wal mart is minimum wage retarded normalfag, stop denying you said this and that when you know damn well it was you

>>37463083
>all that matters is networking.
>Learn networking
>no friends

ayyy reality is a meme

>>37464690
>Palm reading and talking to ghosts is science
Yeah right pal

>>37464957
sure, you should work at walmart if you're not getting a good job or internship because any job experience is better than none. it opens doors to other things. if you can get an internship do it instead. I've never heard of a successful person with no job experience out of college except boomers. it's my opinion that you should build your resume before leaving college, but if you don't want to then don't. I really don't care what you do with your life.

>>37464922
Old enough to be your daddy

>>37465003
>I really don't care what you do with your life
you wouldn't be here giving me advice if you didn't

>>37465011
and yet you have no woman or kids yet. nice fantasy, fag.

>>37464990
No palm reading or talking to ghosts is needed to know you will die a kissless virgin.

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>>37462702
>interning

do people really apply for slavery?

>>37465044
Not really, do whatever the fuck you want kid. I'm just answering questions. It's not you personally that I give a shit about, just conversing and discussing really. If you're so sure that your resume and work experience don't matter then don't do anything about it. I wouldn't put walmart on a long time career resume but I would use it as a stepping stone for something that could be on a real resume. Then again, like I said I never worked a shitty retail job. Everyone else I've ever known says you need work experience though.

>>37465097
thanks for pointing out the obvious and repeating yourself. already told you it does matter so you can shut the fuck up now. you do care or else you would not reply to me again. its okay, i love you too.

>>37465125
Not really man, I will forget about you in a few hours probably.
>it does matter
you really should have done more stuff in your 2nd and 3rd year then. it's not that a shitty job will help you in your future career but it will be a stepping stone for other things. No work experience = autistic shutin to them = no internships. As a general rule, I wouldn't say walmart is the way to go for everyone. but if that's all you can get, take what you can get. If you can't even score an internship do you think you can score a job straight out of college?
Again, if you don't want to I won't stop you.

>>37463218
I mean it's not a useless degree but why not just go into accounting you'll be much better off imo.

>>37465186
>not really man
>proceeds to give me more advice
by all means the advice is appreciated, you dont have to deny it to look tough over the internet. i already fucked up so it does not matter but other anons could benefit from it

you know quasimodo predicted all of this

>>37465186
Work while going to school is too hard.

>>37465228
If you still have a full year left there's time. People are supposed to graduate in June usually though so I don't know your situation.

You faggots know that you can just lie for work experience? Just say you did some shit retail job or entry level CSR position for 2 years they don't bother to backcheck those things.

>>37465333
they can do a background check and catch you lying idiot

>>37462702
shame dude,i hope that i don't end up like this

>>37465333
and you'll get blacklisted if they catch you. or fire you then blacklist you from hr departments in the entire industry when they find out months later.

>>37465011
>Mazda Miata with 10 cylinder engine
You have got to be younger than 14....

>>37465333
If you give them a reference they will call them.

>>37465449
Why? I'm 21. Miata's are p cool and a 10 cylinder engine also seems nice

>>37465473
Mazda Miata with a 10 cylinder engine is impossible without replacing the whole engine all together... Why would you even want to do that?

>>37465499
so I could be the only guy in town with a V10 Miata? fucking duh. I bet I would pull mad pussy with that shit, too

>>37465523
you sound 12 years old man

>>37465535
what do you need from me my birth certificate

>>37465523
Dude, first of all a V10 weighs so much more and takes op a lot more space. Don't even think that you'd be able to fit it in there, also you'd change the whole weight ratio of the car making it a worse drive than before. You'd be ruining a car that was designed to go fast with a small engine.

>>37465552
no, you just sound stupid and haven't done anything significant with your life yet

>>37465552
Are you even in education or have a job? Being a NEET is nothing to be proud of since you rely on others to survive.

>>37465575
>>>/o/
I don't care if it "ruins" the car. I'm not doing it for performance, I'm doing it for bragging rights. When I'm at a hobby car show and a couple of guys walk up to me and ask what's under the hood, I could hold up both hands with all 10 fingers extended. Can you do that with your shitty car?

>>37465586
okay? sorry I didn't live up to your expectations dad

>>37465595
why must you shit up the board so much? fuck off and go somewhere else, norman

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>>37465597
You have no idea how pathetic that sounds do you? If you want a fast tuned car get a skyline or any Japanese car that's easy to modify the engine with. Not replacing a whole engine, that's just childish and especially immature for the reasons you gave us.
>>37465617
I'm not shitting up the board but just describing the situation to you. You can't rely on your parents forever.

>>37465627
> If you want a fast tuned car get a skyline or any Japanese car that's easy to modify the engine with
I don't want a fast tuned car, and I definitely don't want that generic ricing shit. I don't want to spend $10,000 to make my car loud as shit and suck ass. I just want a V10 Miata, because nobody else has one. Yeah it'll be hard to do, but that's why it's impressive.

>>37465642
It's not impressive and no one will think it's cool that you cramped a V10 in your small Miata.
>I don't want to spend $10.000 to make my car loud as shit and suck ass.
How much do you think replacing an engine costs? And tuning a skyline isn't making it only louder.

>>37462702
Have you even tried temping? Greenhouses? Construction? Or did you apply to cushy sit-down jobs?

>>37465662
>It's not impressive and no one will think it's cool
Says you. I think it's cool. Imagine popping that hood, and seeing that big ass engine in there, roaring and shaking. It will be glorious.
>How much do you think replacing an engine costs?
Maybe a couple of grand or something. I could find a cheap mexican shop that will do it for next to nothing.

>>37465685
Replacing an engine and cramping a V10 in there is both impossible because it won't fit and because it would ruin the car as a whole. It would cost you more than 10 grand trust me.

>>37465724
Even getting a V10 engine without putting it even in the car would set you back at least a couple Grand.

>>37465744
Plus there's an entire drivetrain that isn't set up for that kind of torque, you'd blow the wheels off. Also there are the homosexual aspects.

>>37465764
This too yes. The car wouldn't work properly at all. You'd have to remove the hood completely and your front end. The engine is just too big to fit even remotely well.

>>37465724
>Replacing an engine and cramping a V10 in there is both impossible
Hard, not impossible. Some Japanese guy put a v12 in a bmw E30, which has similar dimensions to a miata. People also put rb26's in Miatas, whatever that means (I'm not really a car guy) so it should be doable. I could buy a very short V10 and put it in a miata, no sweat.

>>37465797
But how did it feel having a man grab the back of your head and come down your throat?

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>>37465797
This is because BMW made their own V12 engine already in the E60. It made it easier to put that engine in an E30. Mazda Miata aren't build for a V10 or v12 at all. The car couldn't handle the torque and the weight. The V10 would be too high in dimension to be able to fit under a miata's hood. A v12 differs quite a bit from a V10 as well..

>>37465744
>>37465764
>>37465778

and here's a V12 Miata.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXll5-8baE4

I might actually have to change my goal to putting a V14 in there.

>>37465850
Very good, sir! One 14" black cock coming up!

>>37465850
Dude. Did you see the video of the V12? You would need to cut the firewall by so much the car wouldn't work properly. Also the tyres are fucked with any acceleration on that thing.

>>37465420
Ok you're retarded...

>>37465874
>You would need to cut the firewall by so much the car wouldn't work properly
I could figure it out. Not hard
>Also the tyres are fucked with any acceleration on that thing.
Even if that were true, I could still tow the car around and have it look cool

>>37465897
So you're gonna get a V10 engine. Ruin the whole cars original bodywork and ruin the wieght distribution, spend an insane amount of money on it just to show off to people who don't even care?

>>37465921
Men with big dicks to suck care.

>>37465921
>just to show off to people who don't even care?
you're telling me you wouldn't be impressed if I rolled up on you with a V10 miata? Well then just take me out behind the barn and shoot me, because then I guess I'm wrong.

More cylinders = faster car = more respect = more connections = more fame, one thing leads to another and it's all related.

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>>37462734
>Business Analytics
fuuuuuuuuck i also already study this useless shit. what am i doing with my life?

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>>37465955
I drive a Toyota Camry. Nobody cares about cars except gearheads.

>>37465955
>More cylinders = faster car
Wrong
>Faster car = more respect
Wrong
>More respect = more connections
Wrong
>More connections = more fame
Wrong

I really don't believe you are 21, no self respecting adult thinks this way.
You have the mindset of a child, a fast car isn't going to make your life great or better. And more cylinders doesn't equal faster car. The Nissan GTR only has a v6 and goes faster than pretty much any car on the track and on the road.

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>>37465981
Is that picture serious or a joke?

>>37466003
>You have the mindset of a child, a fast car isn't going to make your life great or better
may I ask what car you drive?

>>37462702
That isn't that many. Keep applying.

>>37463020
This.

My program was "environment geosciences with a minor in zoology". No one cared. When I said I was a geologist legally certified to work in the United States with an environmental interest, people responded.

>>37463105
This.

I worked for professors in between semesters, and my GPA was shit. They liked that I read their research, was interested ( or lied about being interested) in their work, and proofread my introductory email with the writing centre.

>>37463132
No such thing. Few people having to deal with the market would let their insecurities guide them.

>>37466033
It's an indictment of the "communism has killed 100 million since 1917" meme.

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>>37466033
Forgot pic. Sai hi, Raul.

>>37466050
Lexus IS350. Comfortable car and pretty much maintenance free. Very reliable and wonderful audio system (mark levinson). I chose this car since it's very handy for me since I drive long distances almost every day.
Also I'm not in the US so cars cost a lot more here as well as gas.

>>37466081
Horrible country where pretty much everyone is poor as fuck and is being watched 24/7. Remember the camps for gays and opponents of the ruling party in Cuba?
Anyone who supports communism as a working system is not that bright in my opinion.

>>37466085
Your car isn't even a V8 and you're telling me "oh it doesn't matter anon, you don't need more cylinders just settle for less"
You're a little bitch dude. Next time I see you, I'll be dumping your ass on the highway in my Miata. Then you can tell me how much it doesn't matter when you eat my dust, europoor trash

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>>37466107
America has an illegal torture base in Cuba. They can't be all bad, right?

Capitalism is a broken system. I also never said I was a communist.

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>>37466133
Next time I see you, I'll be asking for fries with no salt. And try not to get mustard all over the outside of the bun.

>>37466133
>Not even driving a V8
I don't need to. 10$ per gallon of gas isn't worth driving a V8 for.
>Next time I see you I'll be dumping your ass on the highway in my Miata. Then you can tell me how much it doesn't matter when you eat my dust.
Highly doubt it. Also more cylinders, again, does not equal more power.
You're not really 21 are you? Let's just be honest now ok?
>>37466156
Please don't tell me you take antifa seriously. Obviously capitalism isn't a perfect system, but a heavily controlled economy isn't either, it's worse actually.

University of Nottingham with a 1st in Computer Science here. I've given up on getting an internship, I just need something to fill my time.

>>37462702
L O S E R

K Y S

>>37466146
Yeah I know, it's terrible I agree with you on that. But America doesn't represent capitalism as a whole.

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>>37466175
>Please don't tell me you take antifa seriously.
Huh? I never even mentioned antifa.
>Obviously capitalism isn't a perfect system, but a heavily controlled economy isn't either, it's worse actually.
Why are you making up shit? Worker control over the means of production means less market regulation, not more. These market regulations you're talking about are bandages to either prop the system up (AHA) or to keep people from literally being worked to death (social security).

>>37465955
>miata
>respect

No one except some car fans would care about it, they would think its just another ricer. Its a interesting project, but if you want car for attention just buy muscle car or BMW.

>>37466281
>Worker control over the means of production means less market regulation
Except the fact that workers know nothing of running a business and allocating the resources effeciently. Hayek already wrote about this in the 40's and refuted the idea of workers control over production.
I'm not talking about market regulations but I agree there should be some. Classical economics didn't account for externalities or internalities that much as Keynes did. But economics is more than just production what workers do.