since r9k is filled with normies and every thread like this has

>>37458987
Just post your discord and get ready for about 5+ requests if you're a femanon

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>>37459003
i'm actually not all that interesting to talk to. more boring than the average robot, id say

>robot bf
Who would want that? What did she mean by this

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>>37458987
>hey haha depression amirite
>wanna watch some Rick and Morty with me after browsing r/4chan
>>37459275
this. This is what she wants. A summerfag variant for the chad player model.

>>37459052
That's true for all girls. It doesn't matter, you have wet hole. Chads will do anything for it.

Is that how you cheer someone up?

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>>37459052
You know how many females with low self-esteem have posted a picture of Aiko implying their looking for their socially awkward punpun bf and end up self-destructing from their own personal issues.

Fucking stop. Create an OKC and find a nice guy.

>>37459052
Every anon I told to keeps saying that but like always I find that to be untruthful.
I always enjoy talking to them especially when its about philosophy

>>37459447
I talk to*
jesus christ I suck ass at proofreading

>>37459052
i wouldn't mind a boring gf if i could spend time in person with her. I would love and cuddle a mute girl.

>>37459052
You just are looking for someone to validate you and then once you're ego boosted you will realize how pathetic having a relationship with someone over the internet is you will ghost them.

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>>37459447
>>37459464
>>37459482
Woah there bucko think you might be lost >>>/soc/

>>37459521
>replying to me even though I'm not looking for relationships

>>37459521
i can tell you belong here by the fact that you're an annoying faggot who shitposts in threads he doesn't like.

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>>37459544
>you know your sin thirsty cunt
>>37459550
bazzinga :>)

>>37459601
Most of them are robots, not femanons.

>>37458987
Not necessarily looking for a gf but would be down to chat and stuff. I'm p busy on the weekends tho, just warning you now. Do you have any hobbies?

But are you cute though?


Orig

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>>37458987
don't post my waifu you normie trash tier attention whore piece of shit

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>>37459441
i didn't think it was that popular. i think their entire dynamic was really unhealthy though.
>>37459492
i've never ghosted anyone before. always the other way around. have it your way, though.
>>37459808
i like art, in any form. i play some vidya, but i don't have steam or anything. weeb shit, i guess? i've always wanted to get into wood burning, too. never knew where to start though.

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>>37459003
not op but every time i drop my discord looking for a qt robot bf i get 1-2 people wanting to talk to me and that never goes anywhere.

>>37458987
Fuck off avatarfags

>i want a robot bf
>i'm actually looking for Chad

pick one babygirl

>>37459884
Then stop looking for a bf.
Look for people to talk to then figure out if you guys hit off or not.

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>>37459935
can a robot be a chad?

schaden#1128

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>>37459827
everyone has different tastes. >>37459839
i think you have a lovely waifu. >>37459884
anon is right. better words than i could ever use.
>>37459895
i think you're upset. let's talk about it.
>>37459935
if chad were to be interested me, that would be pretty nice. if a robot were also to be interested, that would be nice as well. not too picky.
>>37459939
it happens the same way, doesn't it? even if you have different intentions, it never goes anywhere in the end.

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>>37458987
I'll talk to you OP

Give me a way to contact you.

>>37459884
You should write more like a retard, to get more contact infos. You already leave out the capitals and half of the punctuation marks that is a good start, but around here, you need to add a bit more volume and leave out some of the spaces (between words) too, to appear retarded enough to make someone interested. :)

>>37459974
Stop avatarfagging, you homo

>>37459974
>it happens the same way, doesn't it? even if you have different intentions, it never goes anywhere in the end.
It doesn't happen the same way.
I always talk to anons but what most people do is that they ghost. They don't know if they should spark up the conversation again and always have the constant thought that they're being annoying or not.
I know actually a few anons that are couples now by just talking for a few days because one or the other went past that ghost period.

>>37459974
i'll talk to you for a little while with no expectation of being your robo bf, but no explicit friendzoning either.
liima#7673

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>>37459977
i have discord, if that's fine. cute lain, by the way.
>>37460000
is that really an issue? does it affect you that much?

>>37459974

I wouldn't mind talking to you, to be honest. My only thing is that you aren't morbidly obese. Chubby is cool. Short and skinny is cool. Being so rotund that you can barely walk more than a mile is not. I live a pretty sedentary lifestyle and still manage to keep myself under or around 220 pounds.

>>37459974
what is your discord? I really wanna talk

>>37460000
It's cringeworthy and is basically like saying "i'm a desperate faggot"

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>>37459974
I'll be your friend OP. I don't do online dating because that's fucking retarded but I'll eat up some of your time talking about whatever. Suicide, depression, existential reasoning, philosophy or your favorite TV show. I can hang. It doesn't have to go anywhere in particular because we're all going nowhere OP. Nowhere at all, just the void. I'll eat up some of your time between here and then if you want.

Discord is Eru#5754

>>37459884
Well for one, what are your hobbies anon? Where do you hail from?

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>>37460024
i guess you're right. that's sad isn't it. i wish people didn't have to feel that way. oh well.
>>37460039
i'm not. on the thin side, actually. i'm glad you have an interest though.
>>37460043
#miu3223
>>37460064
interesting reply. ill bite, though.

>>37459974
I just like having a femanon talk to me. She could literally talk about anything at just as long as she talked to me often.

>>37460024
this happens to me a lot, where i don't want to be annoying. Do you think it's a good idea at the end of a talk to say "message me next time you want to talk" and explicitly take turns initiating conversation?

>>37459884
>>37459974
Q21#8957

I'll talk to you.

>>37460113
Where are you from, robot bf seeker? I didn't know girls were looking for bfs lately here.

>>>/soc/ or off yourselves

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Since OP already has like 5 fags trying to hit on her, any other fembot ITT want to make friends

>>37458987
Let's make a baby together

>>37460131
I suggest initiating conversation.
Always initiate because people tend to be very introverted after the first day.

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>>37460145
east coast of the states. it's been oddly popular? i don't know why.
>>37460154
ill do so?
>>37460175
none are "hitting on me" but whatever you say, anon.

>>37460207
Eh, I'm in the same region. Only down south though. There doesn't seem to be a lot of robot girls in FL.

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>>37460207
>none are "hitting on me"
Oh, naive little fembot.
Sweet, innocent little fembot.

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>>37460207
What are you into? Don't know about being your bf but maybe we can talk tonight

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Got you something op works on faggots as well

>>37460207
BOSTON
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or the greater boston area

>>37460207
>none are "hitting on me" but whatever you say, anon.
Anon, every single one of them is imagining being balls deep in you.

I think a lot of women would rather have attention from a lot of men than dedicate themselves to one guy who isn't high status.

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>>37458987
I've talked to several women who enjoy conversations with robots claiming they're looking for a robotic boyfriend, but it never goes anywhere. What do you have to gain from stringing anons along and then discarding them?

In AUS
Never had a gf, but would want someone to care for me or something.
Idc if online or in person, someone to chat to
Add me on Discord
Wye#4349
just want someone to talk to or somethin UwU

>>37460262
>Oh, naive little fembot.
It's amazing how naive women are. I wonder if they do it deliberately, to appear so, as they know that men mostly want to fuck children (and retards). On the other hand, it might be subconscious knowledge too, that they need to act like children to lure a partner, or even a genetically dictated behavioural mode that gets switched on when there's a male around. Much the same way as screaming for minor things is. That is why they are so brainlessly unaware of these "hitting" attempts, even at an older age. It's amazing.

>>37459860
what art do you like?
(saying "any" implies you dont know shit about art)

>>37460475
Most men want to have sex with their mothers. Of course it's deliberate.

>>37460475
Whatever it is, it works.

>>37460486

Nope. Don't want to fuck my mom at all. Women who are red headed, freckled and green eyed like her, on the other hand.

OP do you have red hair freckles and green eyes?

>>37460524
Wow, are you most men? Disembowel yourself you fucking trash.

Is a fembot more likely to put up with you hitting her now and then than a regular woman would be?

I wouldn't do it often, and I'd apologise afterwards.

>>37460175
where are you from, anon?

muted blox

>>37460540

>blah blah blah I am an assblasted faggot posting on a Japanese Sumo Wrestling Fetishist Imageboard

>>37460605
America. Centralish

>>37460627

Oklahoma?

Super original post this is. Read it you must.

>>37460649
A bit further south,
Texas

>>37460623
>posting on a Japanese Sumo Wrestling Fetishist Imageboard
Holy fucking kek anon

>>37460486
Mother's make an exception. It's called Oedipus complex.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex

>>37460513
Yeah, it does, doesn't it. The ones getting most offers (at least around here) seem to be the ones who write/act like a child, or like a retard. Turn any of these fembot bf ads into a form with proper English, and there won't be any replies.

>>37460665
If I may ask, how old are you anon?

>>37460649
>tfw I thought people forgot about my state

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>>37458987
No guarantees on the bf part, my last e-relationship has left me emotionally stunted and I don't think I really want that again. But I'll chat if you want.

>>37460583
>>37460623
Learn how to post you repugnant normalfag.
>>37460679
Yes, I'm aware. They most often do not in actuality want to have sex with their biological mother, but someone who resembles them and can care for them in the similar manners they were accustomed to growing up.

>>37460697

I live here anon. In Chelsea. Fuck Chelsea.

>>37460665

What part of Texas? I have family in the DFW area.

>>37460722

>blah blah blah blah blah blah I am still an assblasted faggot

Here's your (You)

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>>37460694
25

>>37460732
I'm a bit cautious to mention on here. But its not near there, more south.

>>37458987
enjoy all this attention. your clock is ticking and soon you will be over

tic toc
tic toc
tic

>>37460722

Also, I'm flattered you think I'm a normalfag. Maybe there's hope for me yet!

>>37460732
I'm over in northern part of OKC
I'm two hours away from you.

>>37459391
This. This is OP's mental idea of a "robot".

But an actual robot is a 31 year old virgin to be honest.

fembots add me
murlo#1128

Will you let me empty my balls down your throat?

>>37460745
This is a waste of time.
>>37460763
That's right, you are until proven otherwise. This board is full of them.

>>37460782

Too bad you probably have a cock anon.

>>37460815
Too bad everyone in this state has a cock

>>37460807

>WAAAH EVERYBODY IS NORMAL EXCEPT FOR ME
>STOP IT ONII, YOU'RE TAKING AWAY MY SPECIALNESS

Fuck off faggot Jesus Christ piloting a 747, you're a whiny bitch.

>>37460829

>tfw girls in Oklahoma do not visit this Japanese Sumo Wrestling Fetishist Imageboard

>Freud once theorized all men wanted to have sex with their mother
>This means that all men want to have sex with their mother, as Freud is the word of God Himself and there have been no other prominent psychologists since him

>>37460858
There's nothing to do in this state. The fuck could they be doing

All I know is I wouldn't fuck my mom but I have a mommy Dom fetish.

>>37460878

Chad

original post is original like wheaties

>>37460838
Your lack of reading comprehension is aggravating anon. I am trying to have a conversation, and you are throwing a tantrum. If you're incapable of thinking and feeling, choose thinking.

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>>37460919
There's even chads in this prairie farmland?
Fucking CHAD

>>37460926

>muh appeal to superiority

You're a cutie anon. You're not "having a rational conversation" calling people normalfags, telling them to kill themselves, and all around acting like a spoiled angry twat.

Fuck off now bye bye.

>>37460948

CHAD IS EVERYWHERE MY FELLOW OKIE. YOUR WOMEN ARE NOT SAFE.

>>37460751

Do you have a Skype? I wouldn't mind talking.

>>37460751
>25

Oh good, I thought you could have been someone else who is from texas. Do you have contact info?

>>37460700
sure, but only if you like 2hu

>>37460972
HAHAHAHAHAHA it's hilarious to not read what the person has typed KEEP GOING you stupid fucking prick. "Superiority"? How in the fuck have you conceived in your braindead mind it is superior or spoiled to have abysmal social etiquette? Are you not listening? HELLO? HELLO? ARE YOU THERE? AM I TALKING TO YOU? ARE YOU A PERSON?

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>>37461007
I don't use Skype but I got Discord/XMPP/IRC or even email

>>37461017
See above but email me here:

[email protected]

and I'll respond with additional details on whatever method you prefer.

>>37461166
>I don't use Skype but I got Discord/XMPP/IRC or even email

That's too bad. I only Skypefag. Can't be fucked with Discord.

>>37461166
I'm a diff anon, are you qt and live in central texas? I'm younger but really want a fembot.

>>37461205
It's a guy if you were ever reading the thread.

>>37461194
Why do you only use skype anon.

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>>37458987
I assume you're a normie/roastie but oh well. At this point I want nothing more than a trap bf but the only one that I've met rejected me because I was too big a guy (for him). Which isn't my fault, I've been losing weight since leaving home and finally living alone. But I fear it's too little too late, by the time I'm skinny and back to my athletic weight I'll be too old to attract a qt trap bf who just wants to live comfy with me. I really have no idea how to even express this feel. Being meme gay is suffering and being straight it is too hard. Sexuality as a whole is a meme.

>>37461065

Everybody behold, a delusional mind.

>>37461032
ngl, just thought it was neat pic.
I don't know the first thing about that stuff.

>>37461392
>too old

traps have daddy issues too so just get fit and you'll be fine

agreed on your last two sentences though

>>37461445
>cute quirky girls shoot magic at other cute quirky girls to stop kind of evil plans then they be friends with great music and memes
There you're caught up now husbando me

>>37461392
OP went to bed an hour ago, this thread is likely to 404 before morning.

>>37461459
>traps have daddy issues too so just get fit and you'll be fine
I'm still young it's I want someone my age and at the rate I lose weight I won't be skinny till I'm daddy fetish age which makes me not even want to be fit. At this point I make plenty of money/live off my parents money that I'm fine eating and drinking as I please. I just wish I had a trap bf that didn't mind getting pudgy with me and would just cuddle and watch anime while making me feel worthwhile.

>>37461487
it sounds like mlp except less gay
i'll still be your pal tho C:

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This is what I want to do to fembots

This amount of attention tho

>>37461521
Huh? How heavy are you? It won't take that long to lose weight.

>tfw 32 years old and go to the gym every day

But yeah I understand. Everyone just wants someone they can enjoy the human existence with and watch anime with and such.

Every time I run into a fembot thread I find it late and 3,000 robots have already messaged her. So I'm like there's no way she'd pay any attention to me. But yeah like you said I know gay/bi 'bots don't have it any easier.

>>37461586
Everybody knows fembots are for breeding

>>37461586
He's got hot little but, but he's acting like a complete retard. I bet he's from /r9k/ and hit an equally retarded gf in one of these threads.

>>37464375
>but he's acting like a complete retard
That's the power of hot fembot pussy.