Holy shit... So I was delivering pizzas at a hotel and this

>>37457071
She also compared me to Christopher Reeves...

yea that bitch was clearly on drugs

>>37457071
Proceed with caution, sounds crazy.

She probably wants to lure you in then mug you or something.

She's on Molly, go fuck her.

>>37457071
Just play it safe dude.
It's 2017 and gender roles don't exist anymore so maybe she's a rape killer and wants to wear your dick for a hat.
Meet in public spaces in broad daylight.

>>37457167
>It's 2017 and gender roles don't exist anymore so maybe she's a rape killer and wants to wear your dick for a hat.

tfw no crazy gf that wants to wear my dick for a hat

haha that interaction was barely a blip on her radar, she talks to new people and gives out her number everyday

>>37457083
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>>37457153
Yeah I'm guessing she's on something or delusional; she gives off this vibe that of a prostitute - I've been with one.

What's weird was she didn't know how to send a picture message on a Samsung.

>>37457167
I get off at 10pm; it's currently 8pm.

>>37457226
>What's weird was she didn't know how to send a picture message on a Samsung.

sounds like bullshit a prostitute would say to get you to talk to her and she can manipulate you

>>37457226
I also don't see a lot of girls being attracted to obese men; I'm not morbidly obese, but I'm also more than overweight.

>>37457249
Perhaps I can get free sex from her; I have a condom.