Anon, It's time I told you. I've been off my birth

I thought you were a boy

>>37456897
I'm like 70% sure the person in that pic you posted is a boy

>tfw you will never be a dad

>>37456910
>>37456930
>implying boys can not be girls
baka

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>frequently have fantasies about accidentally impregnating a girl, then punching her stomach until she miscarries the baby
What the fuck is wrong with me

>Not crushing up the pill and putting it in her drinks/food to make sure she takes it at all times

>>37456963
You have the biological (and potentially other) drive to impregnate a woman to produce offspring of your own. However, other person factors that I cannot personally deduce online conflict with this. These includes things such as anxiety, sense of ill-preparedness, fetishes, and more.

>>37456897
>proceeds to purchase a 1 way ticket to Belize

>>37457135
For your new life together?

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>>37457170
Anon, please. I'm not fit to be a father, and I wouldn't want to be one, either.

It would be for MY new life in Belize, you silly goose!

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>>37457204
>Abandoning your boypussy baby and lover.

At least you'll fit in with the locals you fucking darkie.

>>37456963
i accidentally did that. i had a brain injury i thought it was like a punching bag. i was a rehab place. i almost got discharged from that. i even asked the girl where her baby is. she asked seriously i hugged her and said sorry. i forgot about it.

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>>37457289
Most people in Belize aren't nig nogs.

>>37457505
From what I understand, they're a mix of African sub-types (like Jamaicans) and Central Americans. I think a black man would be able to mix in many areas within Belize.

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>>37456897
If she lied about being on birth control, what else could she be lying about? Are you actually the father? Everything comes into question when shit like this happens.

>>37456897
God I wish a woman would force to be a father.

Okay, hold on while I go grab my clothes hanger.

boys can't get pregnant you fool

>shove her to the ground
>play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhscMsBhNhw
>use her belly as a trampoline until blood comes out of her vagina
>teleport away