What are some of the weirdest places you've jacked off?

Shit you got some issues man

Weirdest place I've jerked it was a couple times when I was camping with my family in Yosemite. The bathrooms were awful but after a few days of going clean I tugged one out. So bored I wanked at least three times a day in there.

There was no Wi-Fi and I had to stand up during the process, so I may have looked like I was having a seizure whilst trying to get my hand unstuck from my dick.

They never suspected a thing

I jacked off in class once. I don't think anyone noticed because I heard nothing of it.

>>37455873
Medieval times bathroom then ate my chicken with my hands

>>37455873
>This isn't a point of pride either, I'm a prisoner and the warden is my dick.
This is poetry. Pure gold.

>>37456125

They might not have.
But Bigfoot was watching, and he liked what he saw.

>>37456125
I've jerked off in the forest too when I was on a canoe trip in Ontario

A hostel room in Tokyo, probably.

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Holy shit m8, now you are my new super fucking hero in the masturbation's history

During science class in 9th grade. I was in the front row and rubbed the rim of my dick with my finger over my shorts. Managed to blow a solid one and somehow got away with it.

>>37456530
Very creative with bathrooms tho
Have you ever blown a load at 30,000 feet or going 100kmh on a bus?

>>37456125
I fap in the woods a lot too, feels good except for the mosquitoes

>>37456684
nope
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I used to go to Walmart, snag a pair of panties from the undies section. Stuff them into my pocket, then head to the restrooms in the back and stroke one off with them.

>>37457684
You could prob be a sex offender for that