Robots, why haven't you joined the military yet? You will

>>37450054
My medical condition prevents me from going into the military.

>fear
>not sure if it's for good cause
>not sure if OP is just asking himself
>physically weak and frail
>constantly tired
>worried I'm schitzo
>getting older
>worried desire to kill people legal is moral
>if morality is spook then I have bigger problems then not being in military suffering under shiny boot
>worried they're all chads
>not sure what mos to pick
>not sure what I would do when out of military
>want to go infantry but then I'd be in infantry
>worried they'd know I was insane or concerned I was
>worried about wasting years of my life to be cog in machine of state


there are reason I want to join though

why would i want to get bullied by chads even more?

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>>37450054
>tfw they wouldn't even want an stuttering ape like me

>>37450054
I'm finishing my chemical engineering degree then I will go to Rojava to volunteer for the Kurds in the fight against ISIS and Turkish fascists.

>>37450054
I know a guy who has scrambled brains from getting blown up over there. No thanks.

>>37450054
My parents would most likely think I'm joking and I know for a fact my dad would make fun of me nonstop/force me to do stupid things to "prepare me."

My mom would just try to deter me. That and I'm already going to a really good school, and I have no ambition whatsoever to join the military.

>>37450054
>Be respected
More like if you're a robot everybody in the military will bully and take advantage of you while pretending to be brothers and hoo-ah one army. The same people who will haze you daily will give a briefing about suicide and stopping hazing

>>37450054
Because I cant be verbally and physically abused without speaking up

>>37450054
>Getting bullied to death by Chads
No thanks.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2016/09/08/muslim-marine-recruit-was-forcefully-slapped-before-he-jumped-to-his-death-investigation-finds/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2016/09/13/drill-instructor-accused-of-repeatedly-running-a-clothes-dryer-with-a-muslim-marine-inside/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2016/09/29/they-put-us-through-hell-a-marine-abused-at-boot-camp-explains-why-he-spoke-out/

FLAT FEET can't join

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Step 1: TYPE WALRUSE IN ALL FIELDS
Step 2: SHIT BRIX AT MOOTS EBIN EASTER EGG :^)

>your whole life
>WHY DON'T YOU JOIN MIL
>WHY DON'T YOU GO TO COLLEGE
>WHY DON"T YOU JOIN MIL
>WHY DON'T YOU GO TO COLLEGE
>DO NOT JOIN MIL
>DO NOT GO TO COLLEGE
>JOIN MIL
>GO TO COLLEGE


it's all about social status

being fuckable, that's all your existence matters to your bitch mother and father and society that just wants to see you abused or different.

fuck this gay fucking earth fuck it to hell damn it all

>>37450251
>joining Rojava
>2017

It's over man. You'll have to wait for the next conflict if you want to see any action. Belarus will collapse soon, I've heard

>dying for a worthless cause

I don't need the military for that.

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>>37450517
I wish a squad of military men would bully me really mean like.