>live in new york >laying in bed and suddenly feel a weird

>>37449260
Your a fucking liar

>>37449789
why would I lie about this

i woke up to a spider on my face once. didn't catch it til later tho.

>>37449260
>move into a really shitty apartment
>wasn't changed since it was build 50+ years ago
>abandoned and not maintained at all
>first week in see cockroaches coming down from neighbors above at night
>pretty sure they were trying to exterminate them that day
>go full paranoia mode, grab my shoe and smash every roach I see one by one
>a few days go by, find a few more roaches hiding near food and smash them, and that was it, no more roaches ever
still amazed by this, I read online that a roach infestation is very hard to exterminate, guess I just got very lucky

How fucking hard do you scratch your face if the force is enough to crush a fucking cockroach?

>>37449260
I would shit my pants and move out of NY immediately

>>37449260
Haha 2 days ago I was jacking off and a brown spider crawled across my sheets. I freaked out and ran across my house looking for the vacum naked with an erection at 1am

I was backpacking and there was one point where I opened my backpack and there were thousands of ants in there
I literally set it on fire and bought all new shit

>>37449260
The roaches might be a nice distraction from the fact you're surrounded by jews

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Anyone else have to deal with bedbugs?

Fucking sucks.

>>37449260
Is your bed located in a back alley near the dumpsters or something?

>>37452728
no that's just new york apartments in general.
>>37450927
what do you think cockroaches are rock solid or something?

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>>37449260
I'm from Long Island, I was outside cleaning my fish tank for 15 minutes and two caterpillars came down from the tree and landed on me. One in my boot! My deck is covered with little specks of caterpillar poops.

>>37452813
Yeah dude, they're almost like beetles. Fuckers are resilient. I've stepped on some and they ran away