>24 >have never kissed a girl >have never held hands

>>37449174
24 to 25 here, yeah it is boy. We can be alone together though.

>>37449174

Umm nope, you can use that as an excuse to have one real conversation. Just open up on bitch like. "Ive never had a real conversation with a female and I need too, so hi." Even if its like 2 minutes that like 2 lightyears.

>>37449378

What a fucking autistic thing to do

She'll do nothing more than rightly be disgusted and creeped out

Then where does that leave him? With a single conversation where the girl was put off by him.

That'll do WONDERS for his self-confidence

There is no escape anon. The cut off for making it is the late teens, beyond that its just weird that you have not been able to socially develop

This is one of the hardest things to accept but the sooner you do it the better.

>>37449174
You're wizard powers are very strong. I'll give you that.

>>37449401
Depends how cute he is though. Cute enough and she might adress him.

>>37449401
it works but only if you're attractive and say it with confidence

>>37449426
>>37449428

If OP was attractive he wouldn't be 24 and a virgin, would he?

>>37449174
THEY don't know that, OP! Girls are pretty fucking stupid, so as long as you keep your back straight, your chin slightly upwards, and walk slowly, but with confidence, they will assume you're a normie and talking to them will be easy as hell.
Honestly, the only thing women have to go off of is body language. It's the only thing their brains can comprehend. But even THAT is easy to deceive, so go out and do it! It's never too late.

One final note, anon: We are essentially blank slates. Every morning when you wake up, who are you? You're nobody! Hardly anyone in this world knows who you are unless you're a celebrity or something.
Use this to your advantage. Play a character of who you want to be, and that's who people will think you are! It's so simple it's almost retarded, but it works!
What makes someone Chad? Looks aside, there is nothing that makes Chad any different than you. Yes, he's actually a douche, yes looks do matter to n extent, but you can pretend to be a confident Chad and people will buy it.
As I've said before, girls are stupid af and will believe you if you sell yourself as something.

>>37449524

This only works if you're attractive.

You can walk and talk like a 10, but f you've got a 5 face, girls will treat you like a 5

>>37449609
Sure, there's a cut-off, but assuming 5 means average (I know it doesn't), that means half the people on Earth would be above 5, like a bell curve.
I'm going off the assumption that most people, if they take care of themselves, would be between 6 and 7.5
BUT this is 4chan, and even worse /r9kuck/, so I'll assume the average is 6 on here. Not unworkable.

No man, i was the same way at 19 i know its younger but i was able to and todqy still have a chance (still mentally fucked) because i work out and am trying ti make a fture for myself. Work hard man qnd d9 what makea you happy as long as you grow and keeo learn8ng everyday youll have something 5o offer. Youll find aomeone who will understand and forgive yo7 if maybe yo7re still a bit weird or awkward i did but i guess look out for hoes dont be desperate

>>37449748
area code, anon? Original

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>>37449524
I noticed this

bad posture: eww theres a beta around me
good posture: girls stand around me, treat me like a human

they are so easy to fool I saw this actually narcissistic skinny kid make roasties buy into him

>>37449439
maybe he hasn't even tried

>>37449174
That's rough. I'm a fag and I can't even remember how many women I've made out with before I came out, probably somewhere between 15 and 20. Of course I've made out with a lot more men. Kissing is great.

>>37449859

Sure, but you don't have to try when you're attractive, the girls will come to you.

>>37449905

You're going to burn if you stay unrepentant

>>37449748

You got Parkinson's?

>>37450016
It looks to me like a hidden phone number, anon. But no area code....

>>37449174
>28 yrs old hughless kissless permavirgin
>haven't ever talked to girls expect for getting things done
>never seen a girls nipple or significant breast are in real-time or felt the closeness of the breast or breath of a girl

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>>37449174

Anon, I know you feel miserable, but I was a khv until a few months ago (I'm 24 years old just like you) and I did the only thing that was possible in my situation: I lowered my demands and I fucked a married woman, who was 25 years old. Yes, a married woman fucked a butt-ugly skeletonking because her "man" wasn't enough for her. Just do the same m88. It's easy, all you have to do is analyze your victim and supply her with all the attention that her husband doesnt give her, after that you'll cut it out for a while - rinse and repeat until she wants the D. I know, it's "morally inacceptable" and for a few people disgusting, but I had a nice time. Also, be sure to not leak any personal information about your location, or your facebook profile and be sure to use a mobile that has a number without any socialmedia accounts on it.

t. Autiste de Sade

>>37449919
not all the time, but yeah, it gets easier.
they will not come to your basement tho, you have to put yourself out there.

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>>37449926
thanks for your retarded opinion churchladyfag

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>>37450016
Haha lmao no i was on the bus also my keyboard is small and shitty and the app i use doesnt auto correct i was too lazy to fix anything even as i type right now im getting pissed but im correcting myself for you bbe

>>37449174
fuck talking to them theres nothing special about it most of them are just a bit degenerat men with evil feelings
pussy is good tho

>>37450322

Original Faggo

>>37450283
are u saying theres hope for me?

back b4 i stopped leaving the house except for smokes i had a girl approach me once, if i put myself out there i might be able to make someting of myself?

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>>37449174
Continue your path anon, you will eventually master the art of levitation

>>37451116
I wonder how many retards have actually held out until 30 and when they realize magic isn't real kill themselves

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>>37450247

I can't tell if this is serious or not

I'm disgusted

>>37451076
well of course, if you had it once you can have it again

>>37449174
>had gf for a while
>too much of a pussy to kiss her on the lips
welp

>>37451234
wow.. thats good man

>>37449174
>29
>all other is the same
I does not get better. 2 years ago I just stopped giving a fuck and living completely on autopilot. I'm like a living husk of a human.

>>37451254

Then she wasn't really your girlfriend, you were her manservant

>>37451199
Magic is real, those who "kill themselves" were actually just killed from experimenting with dangerous unstable magic.

>>37449418
normie you don't understand
you suppose to get powers when you are 30 and virgin

>>37449174
28 year old virgin anon here. Just wait. Things become funnier with every passing year.

>>37451363

>this spell requires you to tie a rope around your neck
>if you start to suffocate, you're doing it wrong

>>37451403

Grim, certaintly. Funny? Not really.

>>37451811
It's funny for me. I laugh to avoid crying everyday.

>>37449401
>>37449378
Instead of saying you haven't had a conversation with a girl in a while say "i haven't had a real conversation with anybody in a while" to make it less creepy. It might make her feel special as long as you don't open with that.

>>37451938

>Ew, what a creep, I can see why no one talks to him

>>37449439
Not necessarily, it has more to do with putting yourself out there more than anything else. I have a friend who is pretty attractive but he's still a virgin because he doesn't talk to girls.

>>37452089

Either he isn't attractive then or he doesn't exist

>>37452123
Elliot Rodger was attractive but he was a sociopath/sperg so it's not enough

>>37452502

>Elliot Rodger
>Attractive

Fucking what?

>>37449404
Wrong, girls like spergy guys as long as they're good looking and not shy

>>37449174
You want to the real reason, strong mothers raise weak sons, this is the reason for so many disfunctional young men these days

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>>37452524
You heard it here first

He was a qt
dferieiuei

>>37452618
alpha autism?

>>37452736
girls don't hat autism it's crippling shyness and personality disorders they hate

>>37452618
A fucking ding ding ding

>>37452709

Ew

Really?

This isn't a joke?

>>37449338
>alone together

Then you're. It really alone are you?