Best way to practice/simulate kissing, /r9k/? My pillow and my

Canine

>>37448467
real girls, nerd

Hookers.

Oh sweet originalo!

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>>37448479
I don't have a wanwan
>>37448498
what fucking girls
>>37448511
I don't want herpes. Also I don't want to fug really, I just want to kiss real bad right now.

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>>37448467
maybe something like this?
plushies are cute

Get a practice gf

https://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=19124&ReviewPage=1

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>>37448467
Just find a cute boy near you who wants to kiss, anon! That way you can both practice for girls!

>>37449677
Y-Yea we're just practicing for girls. I think we should practice o-other things too.

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>>37449773
Hmm? What other things do you need to practice for girls for? Hugging and stuff?

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>>37449677
how do I find a cute boy near me who wants to kiss and stuff??

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>>37450156
You just post your location and look around /r9k/! There's tons of single cuteboys here that'll let you kiss them and maybe do a whole lot more!

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>>37450156
>here for you anon.

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>return to my thread after just a short while
>infested with fags and cuteposters
Welp, not sure what else I expected to be fair

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>>37449677
This is a wonderful idea.

>>37450156
Where do you live OP?

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>>37450436
Sorry about that, I saw the OP and thought it was real cute!

>>37450485
Bruh that guy ain't OP

I live in bongistan

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>>37450436
you can practice kissing with a boy too OP~

>>37450485
not OP but I live in the bay area

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>>37450485
East coast (GA) here.

>tfw never kissed

I'm so scared of ever having to do it.

>>37451158
>I'm so scared of ever having to do it.
honestly same
I just don't see myself as the kinda guy who would do that kinda stuff

>>37448467
Are you a gril OP?
I want to practice with you till the end of time

L O N D O N

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>>37451133
>East coast (GA) here.
I kinda wish the USA was a small country like the UK or whatever then it would be a lot easier to cuddle with robot boys

>>37450436
>posts two images of Ebina
>calls others 'cuteposters' as though he isn't one himself

>>37451158
honestly once you do it, it comes naturally. just angle your face properly and the rest is easy.

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>>37452722
no u don't ever break my narrative again you piece of shit fuck you

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>>37452790
Work off that frustration by practicing kissing with me

>>37450693
bongistan = colorado?

>>37452843
>bongistan = colorado?
the UK idiot lmao

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>>37452842
W-well I sure am frustrated alright, could do with a hatekiss right now
>>37452875
It was probably a jest, or something

Try eating tomatoes. Those are good kiss practice.

>you will never put your hand on OP's chin and guide his face towards you for a cute kiss before he runs away out of embarrassment

Why even live

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>>37452935
>>37452790
Op you're a cute! I'll help you practice kissing all night long~!

You're just as likely to get herpes from anyone in the general population. Its not a big deal. Just get drunk and pick a less attractive drunk girl in a club. No one cares if its shit in that setting. Its honestly not that hard. Im not even a normie

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>>37452951
Fuck no I hate tomatoes except pic related
>>37453015
>ywn be chinkissed by anon
why go on indeed
>>37453037
Yaaay~ how are you gonna help me?

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>>37452675
Wishing the same. Warm boy snuggles would make for a delightful summer.

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>>37453104
Well, we can start by getting you comfortable kissing another boy by doing it soft and slow, then over time we can start working in some tongue, holding hands, and perfecting your technique~

>>37452753
I'm 22, the girl would just mock me if I even got that far.

Can any /g/ anons tell me how close we are to inventing android cuddlebot boys with additional kissing features? I think at this point I could fall in love with a machine

>>37453104
>tomate
Mexican or brazilian?

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>>37453259
I think I'm going to need a lot of time before we get to the lewd stuff, I'm still kinda delicate >.<
>>37453312
Neither I'm britbong, didn't even know that was a spic word for tomato lel

>>37451158
I kissed a girl when I was like 3. Never done it since. God help me.

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>>37453396
That's alrighty, we can take our time gently pecking each other on the lips and then we can start nibbling each other's lips, we can go just as slow as you want~

>>37453413
How old are you?

>>37453485
>asanagi
Don't listen to him, nothing good can come of this.

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>>37453485
Speak for yourself. I'm going to fool OP by kissing him gently at first but then I'm going to suddenly grab him and violate his mouth with my tongue. Then I'm going to make him kiss my boyparts as practice for girls

>>37453504
In two weeks i'll be 22.

>>37453504
>fang
>garters
>braid
Somehow I think you're wrong
>>37453517
Yameroooooooooooooooo

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>>37453504
I didn't even notice that was asanagi I just took a cute boy from the folder

>>37453517
Ehh, that's no fair! I wanna do some practice with you too! We can have a group session!

>>37453550
>anon becomes a mindless slave that can only think about cocks

>>37453574
>not carefully choosing cute boys

why is /r9k/ so gay?

origorig

>>37451158
>my idea of a kiss doesn't go beyond pressing lips together
Is making out a meme or is it something I've got to do?

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>couple of years ago
>kissless virgin
>start getting my life together a bit by LIFTAN and going out more
>get a gf
>first kiss
>panic, definitely felt wrong
>"You're a great kisser, anon. Bet it's because you've had lots of practice"
>"H-Heh"
>life falls apart again because it's too difficult playing normie, literally fucking exhausting
>break up with gf
>"She texts me on the night saying she understands and that it's a shame because I was a great kisser"

Best compliment I've ever had to be honest lads, made me feel good about myself.

I learnt from a movie, can't remember which one now but the main Chad character does a little bite on the girl's bottom lip each time he moves his head back a little, apparently women love it.

That and neck kissing. Neck kissing works every single time

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>>37453517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opwt9DhwKMw
6:30
This is related.

>>37453517
>Speak for yourself. I'm going to fool OP by kissing him gently at first but then I'm going to suddenly grab him and violate his mouth with my tongue. Then I'm going to make him kiss my boyparts as practice for girls
l-location

>>37454153

good for you, normalfag. good for you

>>37454111
No idea, I guess it depends on the gf.
I bet you'd have to make out if you met a girl in a party or something like that

>>37454338
You first. I'm almost certain we don't live nearby

<insert cease thy faggotry meme here> The anime was bad enough i only came here to take screenshots of miserable weebs to send to my weeb friends. Like i know this is r9k but please

>>37454948
you think we are animals in a zoo or something? fuck off Norman

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>>37454948
Go away, faggot, let us be gay with eachother.

>>37450485
Can someone get me the source on this? My life fell apart recently and I read these comics just before that, I'm looking for some sweet sweet nostalgia

>>37454982
Youre the sole reason i come here, to actually see people who have it worse. I might be a kissless virgin but atleast im not a weeb

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>tfw no roboto friend to practice kissies with

>>37454153
More details pls teach me how to kiss like a Chad anon.

>>37455078
how to find """"friend"""" that kisses me like that???
and also does some other stuff too

>>37455421
You can't. Welcome to the forever alone sexuality.

>>37455421
tindr

grindr

basically have to look online and be proactive, a kissing friend isn't going to just drop into your lap.

>>37455545
>tfw no kissing partner anon to spit on lap/cock and practice kissing with.
why even live?

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>>37455545
both of those are disgusting and I don't want to meet someone who uses those

I want a qt /r9k/ boy to push me down on his bed and kiss me

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>friend sleeping round my house
>wake up rock hard
>fsr the fact that he can't see what I'm doing turns me on loads
>think about asking him for a handjob
>in fact I think about demanding he gives me one
>decide not to in the end, since I don't want our friendship to become sexual, especially since I've never even been that way with a girl
>think about how embarrassing it would be have had sex with a guy before having sex with a girl, even though I'm mostly straight
>before I know it I'm cumming into my hand
>stealthily waddle to the bathroom with cum on my hand and belly
>wipe it up while lamenting over how pathetic and desperate I am

>>37455807
Grindr, yeah, Tinder really is a dating site (at least on the homo end).

>>37455950
Not the Anon you're replying to but don't you need a facebook with at least 50 friends for that? I'm too much of an autist to have that.

>>37455923
>how embarrassing it would be have had sex with a guy before having sex with a girl
I also worry about this.

>>37455997
Yeah you need a facebook but you can just make up an account, you don't need to have any friends or anything on it.

>>37456176
Can people on the app tell I have no friends on Facebook?

>>37455950
I don't want to date anyone who isn't a robot

also I'm not gonna support Facebook and add to their user counts desu

>>37456197
No, it only uses facebook to show if you have a "mutual friend", otherwise it doesn't show anything.

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>>37448467
Just find some random girl on the street and give her a big sloppy wet kiss. whats the worst that can possibly happen

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>>37456253
>have to actively resist the urge every day to walk up to my work crush and kiss her on the lips
Don't know how much longer I can do this