***DAILY REMINDER*** Here's a list of things you'll

>>37445870
What the fuck went wrong with so many of us, it must be bad reactions to vaccines how can so many of us end up fucked?

>>37445870
Can you please just leave us alone OP?

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ROBOTS INDISPUTABLY BTFO FOR ALL ETERNITY

>>37445924
I don't think we should avoid the yet unanswered question, why are so many young men completely fucked now days, what went so horribly wrong that literal virgin boards are the most popular places on the internet

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>>37445870
"You won't beat that game on the hardest difficulty" joke's on you op, I just did.

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I already did the first one and getting 300 replies is easy if I just bait, like you're doing now.

>>37445870
Obviously I can't do all of those things in one day.

>>37445919
We've always been around, there just wasn't a place for us to gather and robots were forced to work unless they were rich.

I'm gonna go biking after my nap though, also my room is already clean and I don't play video games, and I don't have a oneitis.

>>37446004
I disagree I know far too many robots

I did actually finish a new meme video today although it was sort of actually yesterday but like 1:00 o clock so technically today

NOICE THREAD

original comment

You wouldn't happen to be a butthurt wagied would you?

I'm solving the greatest math equations and theories of all mankind today. What have you done?

I made a music today.

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>>37445870
Alpha male Chan here:

>You won't clean your room
Done, did it after waking up and telecommuting to work while working on my research paper on the microfabrication methods of different silicon materials
>You won't exercise
About to go after my meeting homie
>You won't get a job
kek currently working in fortune 10 company
>You won't get laid
meeting my MAIN girl after she's done work ;)
>You won't get a wave from a female
I don't give a fuck about a wave from a female. work with one everyday ;P
>You won't get eye contact from a female
see above, also got a waifu
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
what is that game? I only play for recreational fun
>You won't get the best play of the game
see above recreational fun nigger
>You won't install gentoo
hmm looks interesting might have to add to my to do list
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
already got one this morning
>You won't do your laundry today
don't need to. moved home, mom takes care of it
>You won't create a new meme
already did with this post
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
I did before when I predicted my post number in quads
>You won't wake up from your nightmare
finally woke up and am enlightened

Feels good to be chan man

IM GONNA PROVE YOU WRONGGG ORIGINAL POSTER

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>You won't wake up from your nightmare

struck a nerve but I'm good

>>37445870
>>You won't get laid
>>You won't get a wave from a female
I don't know about you, I got to do them all except these two

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>get a job
>excersise
>eye contact from female
>best play if game

>>37445870
Don't tell me what I can't fucking do.
Wait a minute, was this your plan all along? The ol' reverse psychology trick?
Clever boy.

>>37445995
Not op but you can do all those things in a week or month depending on your schedule.

I like to think of this list as a to do list instead of an insulting hate speech because it wouldn't hurt to work on these things at all

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>>37445870

>You won't clean your room
Forgot this today but I cleaned out all the trash.
>You won't exercise
Already went to the gym
>You won't get a job
Probably will, economics major with focus on macro.
>You won't get laid
Twice today.
>You won't get a wave from a female
Did when I left for my hometown from my uni town at the train station from my GF.
>You won't get eye contact from a female
Even had sex today twice.
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
Already did and still do.
>You won't get the best play of the game
Don't know what this means but I'm in the top 1000 players online playing F1 2016
>You won't install gentoo
What?
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
Don't have one, have a GF.
>You won't do your laundry today
Already did.
>You won't create a new meme
Why would I even want that.
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
Never make a thread, not a robot.
>You won't wake up from your nightmare
Don't have one. My nightmare right now is failing a stats class but that's the biggest concern now.

>>37445870
>>You won't exercise
Already did
>>You won't get a job
Don't need it when I got enough money and waiting for the studying year now.
>>You won't get laid
Normies don't fuck daily all the time either. In general I couldn't care less.
>>You won't get a wave from a female
If that's an achievement to you I've already collected it and don't care for repetitions.
>>You won't get eye contact from a female
Already did
>>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
Can do anything mate, especially one hit challenges.
>>You won't get the best play of the game
Already did multiple times.
>>You won't install gentoo
Thank god.
>>You won't get a message from your oneitis
Already achieved that before. Sadly I dropped feelings for her so there's no crush now.
>>You won't do your laundry today
It's not saturday yet dofus
>>You won't create a new meme
Recycling memes is the metagame. Go crack your skull with an icepick.
>>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
Don't need one when posting fembot feels or fembot thread gets you a bump limit thread.
>>You won't wake up from your nightmare
Jokes on you I haven't dreamed since forever.

>>37445870
Pretty close. I will be doing laundry today.

I have a job but I'll give you credit that no I will not get a better job today or supplement my income today.

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>>37445870
>You won't install gentoo
Too fucking right I wont

>>37445870
>>You won't clean your room
Haha like anyone cares.

>>You won't exercise
Yeah, why should i, wouldn't get me a girlfriend either.

>>You won't get a job

>working

>>You won't get laid
I don't care anymore since i am older than 20.

>>You won't get a wave from a female
Yes, i don't really go outside either.

>>You won't get eye contact from a female
Ok.
>>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty

>People think they are better because they play the game on "hellish hard" or something equally faggy.

>>You won't get the best play of the game
^
>>You won't install gentoo
Linux arch is way cooler anyway.

>>You won't get a message from your oneitis
Not true.

>>You won't do your laundry today
Yes because someone else washes them.

>>You won't create a new meme
I probably could though he he

>>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
Yes because i won't open up a thread.

>>You won't wake up from your nightmare
I wouldn't say that it feels like a nightmare, it's just that i live, not more not less.
.

>>37445870
wew, three and a half hours earlier reminder today!
thanks for reminding me of the things I'll fail to do today!

>>37445981
>what went so horribly wrong that literal virgin boards are the most popular places on the internet
pretty sure they aren't as popular as social media and dating sites/apps

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>tfw probably 75% of this board are normie trash

My apartment isn't messy enough to clean besides maybe making my bed.
I have already done my daily exercise.
It's unlikely that I will get a job today, yes. Usually applications are not accepted within hours of submission.
I don't want to have sex or masturbate today.
I don't think many people actually have random females wave to them.
I have already had eye contact with a female.
It's unreasonable to expect someone to beat a game every single day.
It's unreasonable to expect someone to install Gentoo daily.
I don't have a oneitis.
I actually am doing laundry right now.
The last three are inane.

Joke's on you, the whore just left 15 minutes ago.

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>>37449177
Once again, dubs prove to be right.

>You won't clean your room
Did that
>You won't exercise
Do that every day, I doubt today will be different
>You won't get a job
Have one, it's shitty but I have a job
>You won't get laid
Already did this morning, living with my bf is pretty awesome
>You won't get a wave from a female
Doesn't matter, I'm a gayfag
>You won't get eye contact from a female
See above
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
I don't game much anymore, I have more fun things to do
>You won't get the best play of the game
so?
>You won't install Gentoo
wut?
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
Not a beta, don't have a oneitis
>You won't do your laundry today
It's going right now
>You won't create a new meme
This one hurt
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
Maybe if I pose as a chad and insult you dweebs
>You won't wake up from your nightmare
This is true. This ride never ends.

>>37445870
>Cleaned Room
>Did exercise
>Do have job
>Nope unless I would want to harpoon the whale living next door and unless she lets wear an eye patch and cite Captain Ahab that wont happen
>Likely not
>Did!
>...
>Does Hots count?
>Nope wont
>Dont have one, jokes on you!
>Have none to do!
>FUCK YOU!
>FUCK YOU EVEN MORE!
>FUCK YOU!

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>>37449177
It really hurts when this is most likely an understatement.

>>37445870
>>You won't clean your room
Doesn't matter.
>>You won't exercise
Doesn't matter.
>>You won't get a job
Doesn't matter.
>>You won't get laid
Doesn't matter.
>>You won't get a wave from a female
Doesn't matter.
>>You won't get eye contact from a female
Doesn't matter.
>>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
Doesn't matter.
>>You won't get the best play of the game
Doesn't matter
>>You won't install gentoo
LOL
>>You won't get a message from your oneitis
Doesn't matter.
>>You won't do your laundry today
Doesn't matter.
>>You won't create a new meme
Doesn't matter.
>>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
Doesn't matter
>>You won't wake up from your nightmare
Doesn't matter

Wow, OP. Looks like everything just doesn't matter.

>>37447069
SEND ME A PRESENT:
8445 s Las Vegas blvd
Vegas Nevada
89123

>>37445870
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
that's where you're wrong kiddo

>>37449323
maybe this is beacuse you are a fucking normie, this place isn't for you, so please, get the fuck out of here. Go to reddit or smth that loves normies.

>>37445870
FUCK YOU BITCH I CLEANED MY ROOM AND I EXERCIESED!

>>37445870
So I fail doing all those so I do them?
Never mind.

>You won't clean your room
who cares
>You won't exercise
who cares
>You won't get a job
who cares
>You won't get laid
who cares
>You won't get a wave from a female
who cares
>You won't get eye contact from a female
who cares
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
who cares
>You won't get the best play of the game
who cares
>You won't install gentoo
who cares
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
who cares
>You won't do your laundry today
who cares
>You won't create a new meme
who cares
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
who cares
>You won't wake up from your nightmare
who cares

>>37449511
>DUDE NORMIES LMAO
Fuck off, child.

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>>37449535
>insulting dubs

>>37448522
>got laid twice today
Your hand doesn't count senpai

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>>37445870
>You won't clean your room
No need, it's clean
>You won't exercise
Already did
>You won't get a job
No need, already got one
>You won't get laid
>caring about meaningless sex
>You won't get a wave from a female
Meaningless
>You won't get eye contact from a female
Already got from mommy
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
>still having the will to play video games
>You won't get the best play of the game
>still having the will to play video games
>You won't install gentoo
What?
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
>having a oneitis
>You won't do your laundry today
Already did
>You won't create a new meme
Hot diggity
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
>making threads
>You won't wake up from your nightmare
I don't dream

Nice try.

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What the fuck is wrong with everyone here?

Why are you all exercising?

I don't exercise and still feel fine to go.

>>37449693
Delusion. No one actually does those things.

>>37445870
>literally on the way to the gym right now
>mummy and daddy's cleaning lady is cleaning my room and doing my laundry
>not vidya loving scum
Get fucked OP

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>>37449836
>not vidya loving scum

>>37449924
Yea just not my bag
I like 2D fighters and will play GTAV with my brother though

>>37445870

>You won't clean your room
I did
>You won't exercise
I did
>You won't get a job
I have
>You won't get laid
Not my goal
>You won't get a wave from a female
What this mean
>You won't get eye contact from a female
I scan people faces all the time
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
I lost it
>You won't get the best play of the game
>my face when
>You won't install gentoo
I did
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
Not my goal
>You won't do your laundry today
>You won't create a new meme
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
>You won't wake up from your nightmare
Yes

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>>37449969
>2D fighters
ewwwwww

>le skillcap meme
ebin XD

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>Expecting someone to do all that work in a day
Holy shit, my sides. Especially at those that think they've done something wrong or are a failure because they haven't done all that shit in one day.
Sage.

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>>You won't clean your room
Already did
>>You won't exercise
Always do, after work
>>You won't get a job
I have a job
>>You won't get laid
True
>>You won't get a wave from a female
I always do every day, at work
>>You won't get eye contact from a female
I do, at work
>>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
True
>>You won't get the best play of the game
Probably
>>You won't install gentoo
>Linux
>>You won't get a message from your oneitis
True
>>You won't do your laundry today
Did it yesterday
>>You won't create a new meme
Why would I want to
>>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
True
>>You won't wake up from your nightmare
>tfw

>>37450253
Man I'm just trying to have fun and those are the only types of games that i have fun with

>You won't clean your room
true
>You won't exercise
I did though
>You won't get a job
true
>You won't get laid
true
>You won't get a wave from a female
true
>You won't get eye contact from a female
I talk to my mom daily senpai
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
I've already ascended in DCSS a few times now, not currently playing though because I'm focusing on study
>You won't get the best play of the game
true, and I'm glad I haven't played an online game in over a year now to be honest
>You won't install gentoo
true, I don't really want to learn linux right now, xubuntu is fine for my needs
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
I don't even have one since I'm a 30 year old long term NEET
>You won't do your laundry today
mom does it for me, but I do wish to learn this sometime, I do help with the dishes and trash though
>You won't create a new meme
true, the only thing I ever produced never gained track and only got posted a few times during the first few years of wizardchan, completely forgotten these days
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
true
>You won't wake up from your nightmare
I'm actually already on antipsychotics so I'm fine now