Hey nerds! This is now a chad board! All alphas and chads welcome,

>>37438872
Provide a link to the place we should go upon leaving here.

>>37438872
I'll dress up as a girl for you. You can put it anywhere.

Choke me chad.

hey fellow bros. anyone want to hit up some frat parties tonight?

>>37438946
DUDE IM TOTES DOWN!!!!

>>37438941
Sorry, but I only bang the hottest chicks

>>37438872
I'll give anyone advice on any topic. Here's my stats
>fucked 41 girls
>been in 3 fights (all wins)
>fucked hookers in Tijuana
>good understanding of social dynamics
>5'11 180 lbs

Shoot, robots

>>37438872
>knowing the terminology

Nice try, Mr. RP Man!

>>37439021
why are you even here? you gotta be fake because someone with your 'stats' wouldn't even come close to this board, or 4chan for that matter.

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>>37439021
>fucked 41 girls
disgusting hustler

>been in 3 fights (all wins)
aggressive trash

>fucked hookers in Tijuana
Std-ridden and other diseases likely

>good understanding of social dynamics
to use them to your advantage? why would you need that?

>5'11 180 lbs
That just means you aren't slender or qt.

If you guys call fat, aggressive hustlers chads, chads are disgusting af.

>>37438989
OK I'll do your laundry and your dishes. Whatever you need chad. I'm there.

>>37439149
I'm INTJ who is a little smarter than the average normalfaggot. i've always been the quiet schemer manipulator. it ran its course and my normie friends abandoned me after i cucked my gf hard

>20 grills
>play hockey, goon is a real position
>6'5, 240 lbs
ferda

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>>37439110
>>37439149
>>37439154
You pussies are just jealous! You wish you were slamming girls like us alphas!

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>>37438989
Hot chick reporting in: I have to tell you sorry, because I only bang the sweetest and qtest robots. Now fuck off disgusting hustler.

>>37439154

compared to supreme autist and/or basement dweller it doesn't sound too bad

>>37439223
get fucked roastie. post pic or kick rocks

>>37438908
wizchan originolio

>>37439217
>jealous
Why would anyone envie a fat, aggressive, hustling condispenser?
Pure robots are a league above disease distributors.

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>>37439263
There you go. Now fuck off, trash.

>>37439188
also INTJ, but I suck with women, can look at people with detached emotions and a cold calculating nature, but I fuck it up when it comes time to actually interact with them, how do you do it?

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>>37439281
Who you calling fat? We will destroy you robots and take over your board.

>>37439303
find some extroverted friends and piggyback off them. unless its a 1 on 1 situation i cannot open girls dude. i let the my friends do the reeling in with stupid bullshit and then once shes in the vicinity it feels more natural to talk to her. basically i avoid all the shit where i can potentially look like a dumbass.

> If you guys call fat, aggressive hustlers chads, chads are disgusting af.

He might not be fat. With a large enough muscle/skeletal frame his 5'11 might just make him look tough rather than pudgy.

>>37439021

Do you live in California? How are Cali girls?

>>37439358
are u fucking shitting me? 5'11 and 180 is called having muscle you stupid roastie cunt. what kind of chad would i be if i didn't have muscle?

>>37438872
>chadposting
is this the beginning of a new r9k? One that isn't a sad sack of shit?

IS THIS IT?

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>6'2 175lbs
>college D1 bball player
>kinda autistic but girls don't notice
>too busy with basketball to care about relationships so just have sex with stacy at parties every once in a while

>>37439377
nah dude east coast. its a different game over here. you gotta be fake, opportunistic, and have to do drugs.everyones full of shit. my only experience in cali has been trips. i smashed a latina there but that isn't a case study on cali desu i probably couldn't bag pristine cali white ptp

>>37439344
I would be comfortable and work well in that scenario, I'll give that strategy a shot, thanks.

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Actually, this board belongs to cute animeposters, just like every other board.

>>37439329
it hasn't been a robots' board in a long time, chad. it's just a normies board now. welcome

>>37439417
yea this strategy inadvertently makes you look like the boss if you play it right and keep your gang of normies around you. you send the stooges out to do the work for you and you sit back and chill

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>>37439410
This is the invasion of the alpha male! We are taking over this board!

>>37439415

if you're not larping, the fact that we have college D1 athletes regularly posting on r9k is a sign this board is over as a wizard board.

>>37439416

I'm kinda into latinas and want to go to california. when you mentioned tijuana i thought you lived in cali and just went over the border. regarding tijuana, did you go to one of the big brothel style strip clubs (hong kong club, etc)? how was is there? i heard tijuana can be pretty fun.

What kind of social circles do you run with on the east coast that help you meet women? From your descriptions I'm almost thinking groups of college students experimenting with different drugs and partying.

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>>37439463
>over as a wizard board
is that a good thing or a bad thing? If it's a bad thing sorry I guess

The chad meme is false. I've fucked a lot, fought a lot, and work out a lot, still don't consider myself some macho alpha guy.

I'm an introverted guy that spends most of my time in my own head. All the macho bullshit is just a mask I show the outside world because that's what you have to do.

If I can do it anyone here can do it.

>>37439520
i went to hong kong. fucked a mexican kylie jenner for 50$. this roastie that was on the trip wanted to fuck me and i chose the hooker instead. she was so pissed kek. do your research if you want to go. its totally worth it. im cynical and jaded to death and it was a shock to the system.

anyways, socially its a mixed bag. two major circles though are grimey urban edm kids. they're like nu-hippies who lurk in gentrified areas and do ketamine and go to warehouse shows. the nigger worshippers are just your run-in-the-mill faggots that bump future and turn up at eachother's parents houses. if you're a white just don't be a squeaky clean polo boat shoes faggot. that shit is lame

>>37439572
you are literally me and this is originally

>>37439572
Why hide who you are? It takes more energy to be something that your not, imbrace who you are instead.

>>37439421
she is legit cute

cuteeeeeeeeeeee

>>37439021
k. I'm athletic build around 15% bodyfat and abs have some outline. With this in mind what do I do, run to the pool, strip my shirt and hope some magical shit somehow ends my 10 year friendless khv streak? 5'10 163 lbs btw.

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>>37439358
180 at 5'11" isn't fat at all.
I'm 165 6' and am skinny as shit. I've been 180 before (I lived with a tiny girl for a year and lost gains), and I just had more mass in my chest, hamstrings and butt.

>>37439463
was r9k ever a wizard board anon?

>>37439021
>Under 6ft
>"Chad"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.