What does your typical interaction with a female look like?

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i just... send things to people

>>37438067
I dunno how many times I could have gotten laid if I weren't addicted to shitposting.

>>37438098
desu shitposting is usually more fun than simply getting a piece of ass

>>37438130
if we were Chads we could do both

I usually try keeping up conversation, and then I get back few word replies, and after dealing with that for a while, I stop talking to the girl.

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Don't have any of my conversations saved. But I can describe what they are like.

>"hey there, I saw that you like (whatever I contacted her for) what do you think about it?"
>"It's cool."
>"Yeah, I really love the story and characters. I think (whatever character) is my favorite because he actually understands the situation he is in and does what's best."
>"Yeah, me too."
>"So what else are you into?"
>"Lots of things."
>"Alright, well do you have any hobbies? Like watching movies, sports, or reading."
>"Movies I guess"
>"Seen any good ones lately? I think (whatever movie) came out a few days ago."
>"I didn't see that."
>"Ok, bye then"
That's usually when I end the conversation. Can tell she just doesn't want to talk to me.

I at least try, but I guess I'm just a shit conversationalist in the end. I just chat with dudes now. When I ask them any question we end up debating, having long conversations, giving ideas, etc.
Maybe one day I'll find a girl that can send me a text or message that is longer then 2-3 words.

If I were able to keep a conversation with a female going I would not be here

>>37438130
>not getting ass directly through shitposting
doing it wrong desu

I talked to a qt that sat next to me at the cinema. I asked het how to look her up on fb. like 3 days later I told her I wanted to take her somewhere to eat on the weekend and she said she won't be on the city :( but I guess she said it as a "fuck off"

would post screencap but it's in spanish

>>37438546
>But it's in Spanish
Do it faggot

>whatever opening I think will catch their attention
if they respond, which is rare:
>reply to response; pose a question
>answer question
>respond to response, give anecdote from my life and ask another question
almost never get anything else, if so usually one word answer four days later
>kind of pissed and self-sabotage with some stupid comment or joke
three days pass; finally work up the courage to look at profile again
>you've been blocked

We usually talk for a couple hours till one of us goes to sleep then mostly never talk past day one since they mostly ghost.
They typically call me chill to talk to surprisingly.

>>37438607
Just happened to me the other day. Pretty lame. Not sure why it goes from constant response to nothing at all.

>>37438678
Girls usually have multiple guys they are talking to. So once she's bored of you, she'll toss you aside and talk to the next guy. Not like she's ever going to run out.

>>37437991
i just treat them the same way i treat men, some females likes that, some hate it.

However, they all agree that i know a lot of really useless yet interesting things.

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>>37438564
here you go desu. literally the first conversation we had on fb

>>37437991
I just texted my gf and I'm not sure if I put the number in wrong or if she can't get to it.

>>37438748
>Not like she's ever going to run out.
b-but she'll get old and busted, n-no one will fuck her then!

>>37438881
The real world makes me sad desu

>>37438881
And she's going to wait until that happens. But for now she's going to get as many guys as possible.

>>37438197
>if we were Chads we could do both
holy fuck this