What's a good drug for a robot to survive during a normie

>>37436722
pills baby, pills.

Humble bragging about going to a party

>>37436821
What pills?

>>37436827
>bragging
I don't want to go. But it's a company party and there's literally no alternative. If I don't go my boss will hate me. inb4 humble bragging about having a job

don't go then. i went to lots of normie parties and nothing good came of it.

as a robot you need to set a line of where its the time to blend with society and when its the time to let go and just live in your comfortable environment

Lol youre not allergic to alcohol

>>37436857
xanax is cheap as hell and easy to get just DO NOT EVER TAKE THEM WITH ALCOHOL OR ANYTHING ELSE

Cocaine. It will lower your inhibitions and up your social skills same as alcohol, but instead of making you tired and stupid it makes you alert and awake. Of course you'll have to keep doing it, which could be frowned upon depending on the party.

>>37436861
already said I need to go.

>>37436882
Why would I come to 4chan to lie about a diagnosed problem and ask about alternatives? Are you fucking retarded and so paranoid that you think every post here must be a lie or a retard that took one shot of tequila and felt like shit afterwards and thought he was allergic?

Well guess what my boy, it's actual allergy. It's part of irritable bowel syndrome and crohns. Thanks for your input, fuckface

>>37436722
Smoke meth

You won't get addicted from just using it once or twice and you won't get super high. You'll just be more alert and sociable.

>>37436954
>I need to go.
with this type of mindset you get nowhere.
you are not 10 anymore. if you keep thinking like you a little kid that has to chug along then you will have a miserable life

>>37436722

Adderall, I used to have a lot of anxiety about going to parties, but this really did the trick. It also helps me drink a lot more than I am usually capable of, but that's not relevant to you.

>>37437009
>if you keep thinking like you a little kid that has to chug along then you will have a miserable life
I'm pretty sure you are the avoidant retard who can't deal with adults life. Sometimes you gotta do stuff you don't want to do.

If I go to the party, my peers (that insisted me to go, including my boss), even though they know I don't like socializing will see I actually can handle social situations and they'll think I'm a pretty cool guy. They do already and I don't want to lose that. Besides, my boss is getting married and we need to bring a gift. I don't want to be the guy from the office who doesn't go to the party and doesn't give him any gift. Sounds like you'd prefer to be the autistic lonely fat neckbeard that everyone laughs about. I'd rather stay the way I am, not perceived as anything. Just a regular guy.

Your attitude seems more childish as you prefer to avoid social responsibilities in favor of ruining your future career possibilities. Hmmm.

>>37437030
I have some Ritalin. Should I use that?