>31 year old man comes into the surgery
>Suffers from frequent sinus congestion
>Nasal sprays have given him rebound congestion
>Wants me to give him a neti pot
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
please stop Shipposting. I am worried about you. You are posting this everyday, anon.
>>37434670
>Anon comes into the surgery
>Tells me he is worried about me
>Recommends that I retire from my practice and get psychological help
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>37434670
Is he? Maybe he's planning to start euthanizing old innocent people? It happened in my country too, as a female nurse secretly killed away elderly patients. All men are drewling after her now.
I replied to this thread as there is no Elliot-thread.
>>37435265
This is going to be great. I wonder if he will kill her in the end?
https://youtu.be/7VDcnk9w_QU
>>37434670
Shipposting Started on January 25th 2016, and has been a near-daily occurence ever since.
>>37435779
what did you use to find this lad? Not the archive here, surely?
>>37435791
He probably used desuarchive, based on the background color.
>>37434763
Thanks anon for making me laugh
>>37435791
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu.meta/text/lethal%20dose%20of%20morphine/
It's even more now, over 1,700
>>37435824
Are we looking at the same page? The count is clearly 1,841.
>>37434319
Keep doing your thing man. Shipposting is a r9k staple
>>37434319
Good doctor, i'm in need of some advice, i've a pounding headache and only tramadol in the medicine cupboard, will it help?