ITT: Characters that remind you of yourself For me it's

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Simon Jarrett

>>37433032
You're such a stupid faggot. Saged.

>>37433032
t. Originall fedora tipper

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>>37433032
Same but in pickle form

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>>37433127

>"Saged."
>bumps thread

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>>37433032
Totally and most definitely originally

>>37433032
I think the main reason people are going to sage and call you a faggot is that you could't display any of those characteristics at the level that Rick does. You just don't compare.

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dead inside, alcoholic, and "my honor left a long time ago"

>>37434146
PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK
I'M PICKLE RICK
I'M A PICKLE NOW
I'M A RICKLE

For me it's Chowder - Intelligent, nihilistic, aw fuck Im not even finishing it

I can't tell if this post is serious, or is baiting to see who's gonna sperg out over Rick and Morty.

N-NO NORMIE BAD Y-YOU DONT BELONG ON MY B-BOARD GO BACK TO P-P-PLEBBIT HA

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aite so you know how everything was great when you were younger but then it all went to shit

the good news is I can fix it

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Sagiri recently and Ringo from Mawaru Penguindrum

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Subservient and detestable

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Futaba sakura, from Persona 5

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>>37433032

Lee from Utopia.

>>37433032
fa/tv/irgin here i approve this thread

>>37434383
Are you male or female (male)
Maybe even female (female)

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We both have anger issues

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trevor philips
>angry for no good reason sometimes
>super fucking dirty and ugly
>fucking hates most people
>"MY DADDY. WAS NOT. NICE TO ME."
>chooses insult over compliment
overall just an edgy fuck robot like md

>>37433032
I have a feeling you are none of these things.

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I hate these threads because usually people post characters that have the same traits as them, but almost never do they post characters that are LITERALLY them.

This fictional character is LITERALLY me

>Elliot Anderson

>tall, skinny but a bit built
>bags under eyes, but is good accent to face
>very strong facial structure, very handsome
>social anxiety, but very likeable and women tend to attract to me.
>expansive knowledge of hacking skills
>only use my skills to take down bad guys, sort of a vigilanty type.
>incredibly high IQ
>redpilled to how societies structure is
>two monitors
>have multiple girls who really love me but i dont want to be their bf

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I know this is bait but I'm biting it goddammit.

Fuck you OP.

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punpun onodera

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I can't believe people don't actually get the reference. Bunch of fucking 15 year olds that come straight from reddit.

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>>37435120
Oops sorry wrong picture, meant to post myself

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>family is jewish
>has been in prison
>has sexually assaulted a female
>has a group of scumbag friends

This is the fictional character that resembles me the most.

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for me its Spurdo Sparde, Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

>>37434315
Fucking kill yourself. Garbage orbiting cunt no one will ever love.

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>>37433032
For me it's Varg Vikernes - Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>37433032
saged, summer faggot.

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>>37433032
dead was /ourguy/

>>37433032
Tama from Mahou Shoujo Ikusei Keikaku.
Never good at anything.

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>>37433032
regrets nothing, hated by everyone, not a people person. also likes to piss on and kick things.

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>>37434502
phantom thief (female) (girl) (homosapien)

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dr zoidberg
>lives in garbage
>terrible at his job
>only kept around so my coworkers don't feel as bad knowing i exist

>>37433127
You're such a newfag

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swap the cigarette addiction for alcoholism and this is my dream life but also very achievable.

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rivers is literally me

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the tom hanks from big because I would like to be big

otherwise i don't have any personality

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Totally insecure, rapid emotional changes, hate to take blame for things, love spreading gossip, sexually deviant, proneness to substance abuse

>>37436266
Please be a friend of mine

>>37435684
kek this
nobody gets it

Tfw to intel of gent....BURP rick i guess BURP there's like no point to life bro BURP like..what's it all mean BURP nothibg....BURP intelligent show BURP

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>>37436443
what's your discord? this is an original statement that has to be original because of the robot that doesn't allow statements that aren't original

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Kenji Setou
We'd be bros if he were real

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Kind of an annoying twat, out for himself, still good at the end of the day, pretty funny.

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>Smart but really autistic
>Kind of annoying and ugly
>Geeky in a non endearing way
>Jew
>Dad an heroed
>Molested by step parent

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>>37433032
Is it that hard to just stay on reddit?

>>37434383
What are your interests then if you're like them, anon?

>>37433032
>*BURP* GOD'S NOT REAL, MORTY. GOTTA PULL THAT BANDAID OFF.
>rriiiccckk, Iiiii- I iii
>SHUT THE *BURP* UP, MORTY AND POUR ME MORE SZECHWAN SAUCE, MORTY. *BURP*

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>>37433032
hes so relateable

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>plain
>in the shoes of more impressive relatives
>try to be a role model for my younger siblings, deprive self of pleasures
>have some close friends who rely on me
>0 ability to match social cunning
>rely on directness instead, makes lots of people not like me
>im a pretty decent guy, I try to do the right thing, but I'm no beta

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I've been compared to Eric Forman way too many times

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>>37436943
games, mainly. but it's getting kind of boring lately. art is okay too. we're similar in the fact that we're both hikkis, though. i'm not too much of a computer wiz, however. can't do programming for shit

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>>37435684
Damn, took my choice.
At least I have a backup.

>>37437085
SHOW ME YOUR STANDO

>>37437016
I'm the same way. Games started to get boring and now I just browse this board and watch shows while listening to lo-fi.
You have any multiplayer/co-op games?

>>37433032
>Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

LMAO do u actually believe this is true?
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>37437109
Now, you will face the true power of the ultimate stand!
[ONE MORE TIME] will annihilate you!
Wrrrrrrrrryyyyyy!

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>>37437113
nope. i don't even have steam, is that believable? feel like people would judge me on the games i play, plus no money. i like rpg maker games the most, anyways. and some sandbox games. i like lo fi though, good taste.

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>autistic superhero sperging incoming
Deadpool. Not only am I a huge fan, but I'm also talkative as hell, annoying, and smelly-like him. Though i share his sense of humor, I'll never be close to being as funny as him, or as awesome, or as strong. I'm a fatass. Honestly, he's one of my idols.

>>37437166
Really? That's actually surprising. Where do you mostly get your games then? Sandbox games are pretty fun. I've been getting into rogue-like indie games and so far so good.
Glad to know others listen to lo-fi as well.

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>>37433032
The newfags think they're being cool but don't even get the reference.

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>>37433032
For me it's JC Denton - intelligent, not big into books and while you mechs might have copper wiring to reroute your fear of paint, I have nerves of steel

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>>37437236
like i said, i play mostly rpg maker games, so i can just download em easily. my computer is slow, and a mac, so i can't play many without winebottler. it sucks but apple products are aesthetic and all. rogue like indie games? any favorites?

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>>37433032
nothing feels real, it's like I'm in a really long bad dream.

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>This many people falling for it
Must be the work of an enemy STANDO!

>>37437302
I know that but I was wondering where at you got them. Are there specific sites that only have RPG maker games?
I can agree on that but been a windows fag since the dawn of mankind so can't complain.
Favorites would definitely be Crawl, Heavy Bullets and Spelunky.

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>>37437375
no, not that i know of. but once you play one, you sort of just find all the others. kind of strange.
i've heard of heavy bullets, but not the others. the atmosphere is nice, but not too big on shooter games. i like glow stuff like that.

>>37437179
Could you be Jack?

>>37437430
Ahhh alright.
I thought heavy bullets would be the least known one of all of them. Crawl is pretty unique and very enjoyable. Definitely should check it out.
You have any forms of contact? I'd enjoy talking to ya, anon

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Goofy, impersonal, smart, lazy-ish, stand-off-ish, dischevelled

>>37437548
Surprised this wasn't posted earlier

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>>37436141
For me it's Swimu-chan

>>37433032
I have no h

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For me it's the funny banana - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

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>>37437531
ill make sure to do that.
i have discord though?

>>37437711
XDdxxdxdDXdXDdxddddddd

>>37433032
Rick is a total dickhead who only cares about himself and only knows how to shit on other people...a typical normie basically

>People seriously not knowing the "Wicked sense of humor" bait

I really should leave this site. It's not populated by my people anymore.

Who even are all of you? Did you start browsing in late 2016?

>>37437816
Early 2016. I remember the bait now that it's pointed out but the last time I saw a thread with this bait was a long ass time ago probably in 2014 when I browsed /b/.

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>>37436495
Mine is angelicabun#1003.

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>>37437816
>realizing that /r9k/ is full of normalfags and newfags this late
I'd leave, but where else would I go?

>>37434214
Except Yasuo has a huge fanbase of weeb teenage girls on tumblr and you don't

>>37435120
That guy is 5'7 you dumb shit

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>>37437816
A lot of people got attracted to this site when GG happened and 4chan became known as a haven for "alt-right" ideologies. Trump running for President intensified this reputation. Probably 70% of users haven't even been here for 3 years yet.

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For me, it's gotta be House. I'm an INTJ (for those of you who don't know, that's the mastermind, very high IQ). I'm usually three steps ahead so don't mess with me lol. I'm really handsome, and I'm atheist too and have a wicked sense of humor.

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>>37433032
This motherfucker right here.
pancakes [/spolier]

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>>37433032
this dude originally tbqfhwymf

>>37435702
Besides being a jew I used to be a crook for a bit.
Not too fun when you develop a conscience.

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we're both kinda cunts and we have problems with women

>>37437012
We need more Formans in this world man.

>>37437304
Some times when walking around really long miles I like to smoke and watch the world.
I imagine spike would do the same.

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>>37433032
That depressing moment when the most relatable character is Mort mort

>>37437886
>>37437914
Fuck off weeb faggots.

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>ugly
>stupid
>shitty personality
>sexuality issues
>self-destructive behaviour
>bulimia
>mostly raised by grandparents
>smelly and fucked up teeth

Great, isn't it.

>>37438070
But Geralt is a super nice guy and his problems with women are normie relationship shit.

>>37438166
He's designed to be relatable ((is my spelling off?))

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>>37435693
hahaha

laughterblox

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>>37438167
fuck off u tripfaggot

>>37438173
he's nice but he's still a bit of a grumbly cunt sometimes

>>37437816
lol priding yourself on being a user of some shitty board for a long time...you're a loser....and not the cool kind of loser who is unemployed and on drugs but still has friends because of his personality...no, you're the osr kind of loser...the kind who just sits behind his computer all day and is bored shitless and thinks people don't like him because he's a "robot" while in truth people would like him if he just eren't so incredibly boring and childish...

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for me its luke skywalken

>have daddy issues
>oneitis maked out with her own brother, rather than me
>best friend betrayed me
>hang out with robots

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>>37438167
STOP STEALING MY TRIP FUCKING DOUCHE

>>37433032
>dude i'm just like rick WUBDALUB hahaha
Consider returning to reddit from whence you came at your earliest convenience.

>>37438231
Why did you post han solo?

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>alcoholic
>self-destructive
>hate myself
>living a lie
>push everyone in my life away
>depressed

I'm exactly like Don Draper except for being attractive and suave and possessing the ability to obtain women in social situations

>>37438255
is not knowing stale memes a meme?

>>37438272
what do you mean?

whatblox

>>37438255
But I like it here, where else would I discuss all the edgier shit? like putting 10 penises in my throat in my throat in my throat in my throat

>>37438346
forgot my name lol xd

>>37437691
Please put me out of my fucking misery

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Literally me, minus the tan

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umaru because in public I am nice pretty normie blonde girl but I am nasty gremlin at home who just sits on the couch covered in crumbs watching anime in my pajamas

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>>37433032

I always seemed to relate to Beatrice from Umineko no naku koro ni.

>could be very cruel and ruthless sometimes when I need to be
>Crazy and scary laugh
>very composed and majestic most of the time
>constantly challenges people
>Fascinated with death and violence
>interested in the macabre
>has several different personas
>has identity issues
>never want life to be boring and normal
>waited for someone to come back for me for 4 years already and he didn't come back yet
>has trouble outwardly-expressing deepest feelings
>loves murder mystery novels
>has a a playful side
>has mixed ancestry (ex. she is japanese and italian and I am asian (I am not sure what kind), german, and spanish)
>Bullied quite a lot thought lifetime
>has a very mystical quality

>>37434315
Out of all the creepy stalkers in anime you identify with the qt one.

fuck off

>>37435120
this is actually a pretty good shitpost, good for you

i can't think of i guy that tries lots of things but never likes any of it.

>>37438204
he's too dumb or too lazy to make an actual trip so he just name fags around on our vietnamese pizza topping site

>>37438480
Sierra?
that you?

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>sensitive kid
>social training fucked me up
>in the wrong place at the wrong time, gave into evil
>a little schizo, actually believe myself to be some version of infested after a series of events, constantly hallucinating insects (probably because I was playing sc2 when it all started)
>follow the whims of the overmind while trying to solidify my identity and discover myself
>tried to deinfest and become human, failed, reinfested
>would destroy entire worlds without hesitation if I could, but not muh jim raynor
>I know duran
>into female empowerment
>want to be nice but it's against my fucked up nature
>if redeemed it would be inexplicable and incomplete
>basically a huge cunt, although I'm not really manipulative anymore

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>>37433032
>>37433032
t. Ledditor/Aids Skrillex

>>37437711
I unironically laughed at this.

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>>37433032
I hate these threads because usually people post characters that have the same traits as them, but almost never do they post characters that are LITERALLY them.

This fictional character is LITERALLY me

>Reed Richards

>tall, skinny but a bit built
>bags under eyes, but is good accent to face
>very strong facial structure, very handsome
>social anxiety, but very likeable and women tend to attract to me.
>expansive knowledge of machinery
>only use my skills to take down bad guys, sort of a vigilanty type.
>incredibly high IQ
>redpilled to how societies structure is
>ten monitors
>have multiple Doombots who really hate me but i dont want to be their archival when the great all powerful Doom exists

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>say "yeah" every time someone finishes talking
>a bit socially awkward
>focusing problems
>shit grades
>apathetic at times
>egotistical at times

>>37437816
This
Even the newest redditbaby would have seen the original before

Charlie from Sunny minus the illiteracy is exactly me.
>Hopelessly in love with a shitty woman that has no interest in him
>Always has to do the shitty work
>bottom of the group
>batshit insane
>creative
>grew up without a father
>mother is a whore
>likes drugs
>loves cats
>wildcard

>>37439083
>tfw no dissociative schizo gf

>>37439794
Man, home movies was such a good show

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>>37433032
The kid On the right in stand by me, its usually kids in movies that remind me of myself i guess because i missed essential mental growth

>>37438480
I guess I was right, eh?
Detective on the case.

>>37438981
Dis ain't sierra that a damn color not a name control your woman tf

>>37433032

>describes himself as intelligent

something dumbfucks do

>>37441095
I'm too beta, dood.
I tried texting her and she didn't respond.

>>37433032
How does this same exact thread keep getting past the robot? I doubt the robot even exists anymore.

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>quirky
>very loud
>can be very eccentric
>very energetic
>suck at arguments, but doesn't matter
>always screw up with promises and rules
>into dark humor
>people makes fun of me, but that doesn't matter
>dreaming big

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I hate him so much because he reminds me of myself

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>>37433032
My autism is a gift. You'll see.. you'll all see.

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>>37433032
None of you normalfags can understand muh dream.

>>37441540
Made the most irritating character for a few chapters. You really are evil. Then Ishiro and Puck decided to steal her place in being the worst
>>37441127
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEPing

>>37437816
I really wish people would lurk more before posting.

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Literally me these days

>tfw no QT redhead to come and angrily cuddle with me

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>>37433032
>>37441827
>tfw it was never tfw no gf
>tfw it was always tfw no mommy who loves you

Giygas did nothing wrong.

just a watered-down tomoko 2bh

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Both edgy motherfuckers who are just itching at the chance to engage in some ultra-violence

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>>37437548
NICE MAN
i am also a genius as well too

>>37442027
FUCK OFF BACK TO TUMBLR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37442933
I love Under Night in Birth.

ITT: A bunch of deluded fantasists with zero personality.

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Alfred J. Kwak
just not jewish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDtXg0WKGGo

I'd guess a cross between Patrick Bateman (just less fit and murderous) and Vincent Freeman

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>Constantly stressed to the breaking point
>Complete asshole
>Refuses to let anybody get close
>Pisses everybody off and makes them hate him
>Older than most of the people around him
>Constantly trying to do the right thing but going about it in the "wrong" way
>Constantly get in fights with bosses but good enough at what I do that they tolerate me
>Alcoholic
>Constantly switching between chain smoker and miserable ex-smoker
>Bad with electronics
>Likes Jazz, dislikes most modern music including rock
>Estranged ex who was once my colleague
>His fictional house is only a few minutes from my real one, I can actually see his street from my upstairs balcony
>Just about every location in the show and books is within a 5mi radius of my house, I even go to the same restaurants they go to

It's like the character was written specifically for me to identify with. I even dreamed of being an LAPD homicide detective for years, but fucked up in my late teens. It almost makes me want to go try and see if I can clear the recruiting now that it's been over a decade since I was in any trouble, but I'm probably too fucked up to pass psych.

>>37433032 kill yourself rick where is season three

>>37435982
the fucking irony, holy shit

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For me, it's pic related. Defective from birth, intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

Bernard marx from brave new world: mentally above the average, physically way under the average, strong inferiority complex, also i have a chad friend who is ALSO the top of the course and somethimes i hate him for having a perfect life

It hurts but i think im a shinji

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Adam Jensen, because I never asked to be alive.

>>37444349
I'm gonna try to start gittin a little gud at it once my PS3 gets fixed
What do you know about the new one btw?

>>37435693
>Skull and bones fedora
>Free willy pendant
>Mo and Goatee fluff
Swashbuckling/Ten desu fuck the haters

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Gonzo degenerate

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>Always feel like I owe people something
>Perceived by alot of people in my past as being a bully but always had good intentions was most often scapegoated
>Always on the move but rarely getting anywhere
>Attract women but still hung up on "the ex"
>Rich inner life in a less than mundane setting
>'Time is the enemy' type approach to problem solving

Its like a mirror

>>37446531
Hunter was a real person have some respect

Nibbler from Futurama

I don't even kniw where to begin

If I had to pick a character from Mort and Ricky it'd have to be Mr. Meeseeks

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>>37435120
Quality shitpost
I remember threads about Mr. Robot that had people actually act like this though

>haha check out these traits of mine xD
>im sooo like this one character haha

>>37441827
Was going to post this. If you can't relate deeply to Shinji Ikari, YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT.

>people getting mad at pasta
baka desu senpai

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>>37433032
Anne Hathaway in the princess diaries. I used to be an ugly awkward nerd, now I'm 23 and I'm an 7.5/10 awkward nerd. I've become so good at hiding it, but I'm just an autist stuck in a Stacy body. It's probably why I get a million matches on dating websites but can't get past a few dates. I have over 600 on tinder and around 1200 on OKC, went on dates with 12 of them, but only 4 of them got past four dates.

I also always got told I look like her, but they don't want to say "everything except your Italian nose"

>>37447714
be my clumsy nerd gf

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>>37433032
No one would really know her but this is probably the only person i am identical with.
shes also best girl

>>37447791
Post your discord we can talk

>>37447791
when you forget that shizune is best girl

>>37433032
reddit pls go originally

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>>37447759
No because I'm still picky. In the past I had 1 nerd boyfriend are they're usually a complete mess. Anti-social, poor hygiene, porn addict, basically r9k.

>mfw I'm too pretty for him that someone at our college thought I was his special ed helper
That was actually hilarious and I wasn't even mad.

At least I'm better looking and can score someone my level, a guy who's not a wreck of a person.

>>37433032
Oh wow, another plebbit thread.
Die on AIDS cancer.

>>37446832
When I tried growing a beard I looked a lot like this guy sans the fedora

>>37447867
I WANT A PRETTY GF WHO'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE

You live near Dallas?

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>>37433032
Pepe the frog - racist, misogynistic and can't function without coffee

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>>37435930
Daily reminder that Varg is a faggot hypocrite and that you should "stop worshipping him".

>>37447867
i'm a cyborg and i bet we're on the same league

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>>37447998
Almost trips

There's a difference between cyborg and used to being a nerd. Needs had it tough in the past. Currently I'm seeing a guy from OKC for twenty three :( dates and he's similar to me. He's super hot and very social, yet claims he used to be a nerd in the school marching band who only had 1 relationship like me.

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my friend said I act like Tyler Durden from fight club.
dunno why because im not a Chad

>>37448058
i mean, i used to be the fat quiet clumsy guy who had no friends. one year ago i decided to change, lost the weight and suddenly all the bitches want my dick now, silly girls.

maybe that's his case too

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Jeff from Earthbound.
Loyal to his friends, smart, and really beta..

I'm not adopted or live in a snowy place, though.

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>>37433032
wow you dumbass hipster lol just end urself s4ged >:D

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>>37448077
You sound edgy meme guy
Pls post face

>itt summerfags calling other people summerfags
Have we come full circle? Are the summerfags the main base of users of most boards now?

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How fucking long have I been here that people don't get this?

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Post favorite stand users, I'm personally a big fan of Tom and his stand: [ONE MORE TIME]

>>37448677
Who is edgy meme guy?

For me it's Golduck- Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

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Teodor Orezscu. Kind of a slacker, prone to fits of inspiration that may or may not go anywhere, and one hell of a vittles bitch

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>>37433032
For me it's Tatsuya
>manchild
>clingy
>hates his brother
>fiddles with lighters

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Junpei from 999
>has no direction or motivation
>makes terrible puns
>has no friends
>acts grumpy but a good guy

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>>37434146
BOOM! Big reveal.

>>37433032
>hey guys i just came here from reddit
the post

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>>37433032
the original gangsta NOT the original pranksta

i dont rap about i dont sing about i dont dance about it I DO NONE OF THAT SHIT

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I relate to squidward alot but with the difference that I'malways repressing my negative emotions and thoughts

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not edgy

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Clay Jensen from 13 reasons why
>like to be white knight for girls sometimes
>sperg from time to time
>autistic a bit
>always feel guilty for everything
>got rejected by a girl practically the same way like he in the show

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>>37437985
this board would be a little more fun if more people were aware of MBTI

>>37446531
>degenerate
He's a good guy

>>37434415
same here. my nigga

oreganofsdiafs

sagedniggapeepee

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>tall
>thin
>skelly face
>above-average looks
>absolutely lost in this world
>highly empathetic, although tends to overcome this sometimes

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>the level of newfagging in these replies
I want to die, maybe it's time for me to grow up and leave 4chan

>>37451286
You just need to visit a new board. /r9k/ is full of newfags.

>>37451344
Where can I go to get the same sort of experience and reply to the same sort of people here?

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>>37447791
>implying
Although if I met Rin in real life we'd probably hit it off pretty well. I'd take a Rin gf any day.

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For me it's Ayane, intelligent, nihilistic and a cumdump.

>>37451709
goooooooooo 2 REDDIT ---

Saged. In ofc an original manner

>>37451831
Ew! Don't fucking talk to me like that, you pleb.
It's not even worth going there for porn.

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For me it's Ben Paul. I want to be nice and helpful, but I can't do anything right and people shit on me for it.

>>37451709
>>doesn't like /r9k/ because of newfags
>>wants to still know the same sort of people
wat

If you haven't tried >>>/bant/ yet, you should.

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College dropout, basic job, self-loathing, sarcastic, and sexually frustrated. Only difference being I only smoke during the rare episode.

>>37451923
>>37451953
yall are forgetting bout their wicked sense of humor

>>37451945
Gave it a few seconds again
Didn't like it

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Almost the same, in terms of personality, the difference being I hate being the leader of anything, actually.

>>37446418
I just have the steam version and no one plays it online sadly. Thats why i play blazblue cf on my ps4. isnt the new version still arcade only?

>>37447714
So basically because you have a vagina it's ok.

This is why women shouldn't decide mate selection.

>>37453237
So you're a devout Mormon with no emotions?

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Zorak
>cynical
>puts self above morals
>loves causing chaos

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Am l fucked guys?

>>37453402
Orthodox, instead of Mormon and about emotions, mostly yes, as in, as edgy as this might sound, those dragged me down and now, one of the only things that keep me going is that there might "a light shining in darkness."

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This guy right here, I'm exactly like him.

>>37453642
I randomly picked a pic from my vidya folder, I guess I'm a bit like Jonathan

>>37435675
im his uncle

>>37434380
nah he was in control

he put on a show of subservience but it wasn't real, he straight up told Calvin Candy what to do when he saw fit

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>>37434755
Lester Crest
>the way he is

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>>37453914
but at the same time

>minus the womanizing and cigarettes
>minus having known success once
>I'm not that laid back anymore

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>>37433032
>fat
>obnoxious
>greasy
>cruel
>Italian
He's actually me

Rick and Morty is for normie cunts, consider suicide.

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Iketani
>Decent car but a totally shit driver who thought he was decent until he was put in his place
>Very average features
>Chances with girls despite being an autist and squanders them
>Hurr durr I don't need women they're useless >TFW no GF
>Have a friend whom I leach off of because he's a popular autist who's just autistic/normie enough to be trendy
>Smart ass know it all who's actually bordering on mental retardation
I'm a side character in my own show