>Have to wank >Open porn >Realise the actors get paid

>>37432027
No I just self insert as the girl and enjoy myself

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>>37432027
> >Have to wank
> >Open porn
> >Realise the actors get paid to have sex>
> >Realise Im a kissless virgin
> >Get frustrated and exit porn
>Anyone else get this feel?

summer bait sage

It's just a job like any other. What makes you think it would be so great?

Like how long did that blue haired chick have to keep her tongue in that asshole? For how many takes? How long did she have to hold that ball in her mouth to get that shot?

Only had my balls sucked while getting my dick sucked at the same time once in my life, I will never ever get that lucky again

Best feeling I've ever experienced, pleasure beyond words

porn is some honestly sick shit, it's so fucking devoid of dignity. just sitting down, unzipping your pants and masturbating to flashy oooh cool dopamine cuck simulator is so fucking disgusting man. it's even worse when you know dudes at work/school and they try to bond over porn. "yeah man, ashley grey! shes so fucking hot dude!" SHUT THE FUCK UP. youre fucking talking about a technological invention that allows you to live vicariously through a more jacked dude than you fucking a girl you find attractive. its like those chuckfuck redditors who say "VR is the future!" all the time. fuck everybody. im going to drive my fucking car far, far away. just keep driving and use my money only for gas and food. when i run out i'll be in canada and i'll start hunting and live out of my car and i'll write a book i was in bed last night and i was thinking about how by like 2035 there are going to be toddler dildos and kids are going to be taught in school that sexual experimentation at a very young age is a good thing. i was just sitting in bed, it was cold and i was trying to fall asleep, and i was just thinking like "i want to have a kid really badly, just a son that i can raise properly and see grow up to be a productive, healthy, happy person" but its going to be fucking impossible.

>>37432314
i was born in 1998, i was raised on the internet and i became a big bloated fat sedentary fuck because of video games and web 1.0 bullshit. the biggest problem i have with technology is the physical and endocrinal effect it has on our bodies. this year is the first time in fuckign YEARS that i can do more than 10 push ups. its so fucked up, my body was a fucking product of awful easy babymode society, like a microcosm of that boogie2988 fatass. but the trappings of 2030~ will be much greater than the technological trappings of 2005 and i dont know how you'd raise a kid to avoid those. i would have played sports but video games were easier and low effort and my dad wasnt there so maybe thats why but i still dont want to raise a kid in the hellscape of the 2030s. holy fuck. i saw that amazon wardrobe checker thing the other day and i literally considered suicide. i'm not suicidal at all, i'm pretty happy all around, but sometimes shit just hits me like that. oh my god. the thing is that eventually, amazon alexa is going to be a necessity. it happened with electricity itself, cars, the internet, cellphones, computing. alexa is going to be VITAL for functioning in the future of 2030. there will be no way around it. not having alexa in the 2030s is going to be like not having the internet now. my kid is going to be a fucking slave to to this shit, he's going to have a gay baby ipad or whatever. some people i talk to are like "uh well, ill just make sure my kid doesnt have an ipad until hes old enough" yeah well fucko, your kid is going to be a social outcast because he wont be able to relate to the other kids who have ipads. youll fuck him up bad. your kid isnt in your control anymore man. god fucking damn it and hes going to be so into VR porn too, as a 12 year old hes going to plug himself into whatever the 2030s equivilent of newgrounds hentai galleries are and hes going to fucking jack off all the time and shit just like me.

>>37432162

From hookers or regular girls?

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>>37432073

OMG GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND

>>37432449
What makes you think i'm with /pol/?

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>>37432027
Dude, I haven't jerked off to porn since 2013. It's for the birds t b h.

>>37432027
I have diferent sort of feel. Everytime I see real people going at it only thing I can think about is that they do it for money.
The most intimate thing I consider doing with another soul blatantly distributed all over the world as a wanking material.
But hey, I am a kissless virgin so my opinion doesnt matter.